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Friday Poll Time

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Friday Poll Time. This week's poll is the brainchild of my brother, Bob White and I, 5 pitchers of beer, and a conversation I overheard the other night about whether someone could wear a t-shirt again (after washing) if there had been semen on it at one time. Warning: it's a little gross. I had to ask Sparky this morning for his opinion whether or not it was too much and it got the green light. So here goes.

In all situations below, you must choose between eating a disease-free human poo the size of a roll of quarters, or perform the other task. I have to say, with the clarity of the morning, the poo is looking like the better choice for some of these than it did last night.

Poll #533010 Friday is a Work-Free Zone

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
10(62.5%)
Pay $2000 not to have to eat the poo.
6(37.5%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
15(93.8%)
Eat a disease-free dog poo the size of a 20oz. soda bottle
1(6.2%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
3(18.8%)
Vomit uncontrollably for 3 hours
13(81.2%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
8(50.0%)
Eat a Dixie Cup full of toenail clippings (cannot be mixed with yogurt or ice cream)
8(50.0%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
5(31.2%)
Attend your High School Reunion naked
11(68.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
9(56.2%)
Have sex with a human corpse for 45 seconds
7(43.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
7(43.8%)
Have sex with a dog for 45 seconds
9(56.2%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
15(93.8%)
Eat a one-pint sized Chinese Food Box (the small ones the white rice comes in) full of vomit
1(6.2%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
13(81.2%)
Eat a one-pint sized Chinese Food Box full of pflegm
3(18.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
13(81.2%)
Eat a one-pint sized Chinese Food Box full of human hair
3(18.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
5(31.2%)
Spend 8 hours locked in a coffin
11(68.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
12(75.0%)
Have your jaw broken
4(25.0%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
5(31.2%)
Stick your head in a box filled with month old cat feces for 2 hours
11(68.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
5(33.3%)
Stick your head in a box filled with month old dog feces for 2 hours
10(66.7%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
1(6.2%)
Eat BBQ'd Fetal Pig
15(93.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
6(40.0%)
Eat Cockroach Chili
9(60.0%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
10(62.5%)
Have 200 leeches on your body for 2 hours
6(37.5%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
4(28.6%)
Never be able to eat a fresh apple for 5 years
10(71.4%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
0(0.0%)
Never have to stop at a red light for one year
16(100.0%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
2(12.5%)
Never hear/see/watch a commercial of any kind for one year
14(87.5%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
0(0.0%)
Get one month of consequence-free (health, weight, cholesterol, etc) food consumption
15(100.0%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
10(62.5%)
Not hear music for one year
6(37.5%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
5(31.2%)
Spend 2 weeks blind
11(68.8%)

Would you rather:

Eat a disease-free human poo (not your own) the size of a roll of quarters
9(56.2%)
Chew three pieces of gum (two purple one pink) that have been at the bottom of a urinal at a rest stop on the NJ Turnpike for one hour, all three pieces in your mouth at once
7(43.8%)
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