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Friday Poll Time

If last week's poll did anything, it showed us rock bottom. While I'm sure it's possible to get worse than that it's improbable. So those of you who were squicked out last week, enjoy this pleasant, taboo-free Friday Fun Poll!

Poll #537453 Friday is a Work-Free Zone

Which is the worst (of these) feeling?

Hey...how long has my fly been down?
5(17.9%)
Okay: keys...keys...keys...keys...
10(35.7%)
I'm sorry Mr. Shopkeeper. I'm a quarter short. Um, I guess I'll go without the soda.
9(32.1%)
Mother's Day is TOMORROW?!?
4(14.3%)

I'll take the 2-egg Platter with Home Fries and:

Bacon
16(57.1%)
Sausage
7(25.0%)
Ham
1(3.6%)
Just gimme another scoop of them 'taters.
4(14.3%)

It's important to spend good money to get good quality

Clothes
4(14.8%)
Watches/Jewelery
4(14.8%)
Beauty/Hygeine Products
3(11.1%)
Food
10(37.0%)

Let's say after you die, you can ask to see footage of things from your life (ala <ahref=http://imdb.com/title/tt0101698/>Defending Your Life. Pick from a few of these stock footage reels:

The Lifetime Masturbation Montage
2(7.1%)
All the Times You Thought You Were Hot Shit and You Had TP On Your Shoe or Something Like That
1(3.6%)
The Dumb Shit You Did and Said While Intoxicated
3(10.7%)
All The Gross Shit You Didn't Know You Ate
0(0.0%)
Stuff That Happened To Your Car When You Weren't Looking
0(0.0%)
Where The Hell That Shirt You Loved From College/Favorite Pen/etc. Went
3(10.7%)
Greatest Slips, Stumbles, and Falls
1(3.6%)
All the Booze/Cigarettes/Drugs/Junk Food You Consumed Piled In One Room
3(10.7%)

Something Specific?

Laundry Detergent

Powder
4(14.3%)
Liquid
24(85.7%)

Dishwasher Detergent

Powder
9(32.1%)
Liquid
19(67.9%)

Shower Soap

Bar
12(42.9%)
Liquid
16(57.1%)

So I want to see Bad News Bears.

Shame On You.
12(42.9%)
eeh...it's Billy Bob being a dick. I can understand.
16(57.1%)

Best Sassy Demonstrative: (as in "Awright then, _____ Listen Up."

Cheif
15(53.6%)
Boss
2(7.1%)
Guy
2(7.1%)
Pal
2(7.1%)
Fella
7(25.0%)
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