The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #585175 Friday! Friday! Friday!

Which of the following food genres is the worst for giving you that "need to roll around on my belly and take a nap" feeling?

Mexican
12(35.3%)
Italian
10(29.4%)
Steak
6(17.6%)
Burgers & Bar Food
2(5.9%)
Chinese
4(11.8%)

Death is not an option:

1 straight half-hour of radio commercials
9(25.7%)
1 episode of Family Matters
26(74.3%)

Own your shame: what "cult phenomenon" movie everyone has supposed to have seen that you haven't (i.e. Clockwork Orange, Alien, Fight Club)

Best classic T-shirt slogan of all time:

I'm With Stupid
15(44.1%)
Mustache Rides 25¢
17(50.0%)
Bun in the Oven
2(5.9%)

Funniest Breast Euphamism:

Boobs
6(17.6%)
Cans
6(17.6%)
Juggs
8(23.5%)
Funbags
14(41.2%)

A gentleman associated with my work is named Dick Forte.

Dick Forte: Cocksman Extraordinaire.
7(20.6%)
Dick Forte: The Loudest Johnson.
5(14.7%)
Dick Forte: When 39 Won't Do.
4(11.8%)
Dick Forte: The Strength is in The Shaft.
13(38.2%)
Dick Forte: The bar formerly known as The Schlong Stronghold
5(14.7%)

Ok as overwhelmed as I feel today, it's only going to get worse next week. Please submit any burning questions you'd like posed to the Friday Poll audience.

Finally: Dear asswipes at work:

Fuck off and die
16(45.7%)
Eat shit
7(20.0%)
Stay the hell out of my way
12(34.3%)
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