The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Thanks to everyone who submitted questions last week. Seeing as I just this morning got my shitpile at work down to one list, I certainly didn't have an entire poll in me today.

Poll #590324 Friday! Friday! Friday!

funboytim: How do I relieve the itching and burning?

Constant scratching.
6(27.3%)
Petroleum Jelly and a Heating Pad.
1(4.5%)
You must first accept that the burning and itching is from WITHIN.
11(50.0%)
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
4(18.2%)

bobwhite: WANT TO GO HOME?

Yes.
2(9.1%)
Yes!
9(40.9%)
Sure, we all do. Work sucks. But as productive members of society, we must muddle through in order to perpetuate the lifestyle to which we have become accustomed.
7(31.8%)
Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.
4(18.2%)

chaoticgoodnik: Snakefish or walking catfish?

Tomato/Tomahto
1(4.5%)
Whatever it takes to drive all natural life forms out of Maryland.
6(27.3%)
FRANKENFISH.
11(50.0%)
And when there was no snakefish, we ate walking catfish.
4(18.2%)

demoninmyskull: Miracle Whip or Cool Whip?

The thought of putting mayonnaise on ice cream sickens me.
3(14.3%)
Vice versa. Although not so much because Cool Whip would even be delicious mixed in Tuna Salad.
1(4.8%)
Cool Whip IS a Miracle. Duh.
8(38.1%)
These products are all well and good, but under no circumstances can they be huffed. Give me Reddi Whip any day.
9(42.9%)

pooplord: what is your favorite type of sandwich? I like salami and gouda!

Thank you for providing a question, pooplord, however, we will focus on the answer part.
5(22.7%)
Think you're going to pick this answer? Think again!
6(27.3%)
Both salami and gouda cheese often come wrapped in wax or plastic of some kind. Is this sandwich with or without said inedible casing?
2(9.1%)
Salami and Gouda: it's a Hickory Farms Gift basket between 2 slices of bread.
9(40.9%)

friendship7: Worst thing a significant other has ever said to you?

"That'll be $75."
1(4.5%)
"I'm sorry...um...J...Jason, right?"
0(0.0%)
"You'll do."
6(27.3%)
"Guys, I'd like you to meet my...erm...friend."
15(68.2%)

htothem: How much does Megan need to quit her punkass job?

Big time.
3(13.6%)
The job hunt is a bear. Keep looking and you'll get out of there soon.
3(13.6%)
All jobs suck. It's a matter of finding the suck you can best deal with.
8(36.4%)
No, YOU'RE out of order. The WHOLE FREAKING SYSTEM is out of order!
8(36.4%)

absolutcalm: Favorite Ghetto Resturants

Bojangle's
6(27.3%)
[INSERT NAME HERE]'s Subs, Chinese, Burgers & More
7(31.8%)
That scary Hardees.
4(18.2%)
McDowell's
5(22.7%)

frockazulu: Does how a man walks count for/against him? (the answer is yes. So we will rephrase the question: which unacceptable walking style detracts more from the man?)

Too much slouch.
5(22.7%)
The pre-step heel perk.
3(13.6%)
Too short steps (too short a stride).
7(31.8%)
Bowleggedness.
7(31.8%)

sirrani: What should sirrani and rock_god name the baby?

Cialis
4(18.2%)
Levitra
5(22.7%)
Ambien
2(9.1%)
Soma
11(50.0%)

tarpoWhat about "Muff Diver" or "Dick Forte: When the Alamo just isn't enough"

Sir, this doesn't make sense. Nor is it a question.
5(23.8%)
Muff Diver: The Erotic Adventures of Jacqes Cousteau
9(42.9%)
"What's a Dick Forte?" (French pronunciation required)
1(4.8%)
You thought the Alamo was bad? I hear men went down by the dozens at the Dick Forte.
6(28.6%)

renob423: how old were you when you realized there was no santa?

To call it a realization is a little presumptuous. The information was thrust upon me.
6(27.3%)
I knew for years, but I held on to the elaborate fantasy until I was too big to fit on the store-Santa's lap.
8(36.4%)
There hasn't been a Santa since he was sucked into a jet engine in 1968.
3(13.6%)
THANKS, Man. Thanks a LOT.
5(22.7%)

soarjubs: Chicken, Pork, Beef or Lamb: What makes the best armor?

Chicken: It really puts the Breast in Breast Plate.
3(13.6%)
Pork: +3 vs. Jews and Muslims
10(45.5%)
Beef: Masterwork Searing provides fire resistance.
5(22.7%)
Lamb. So tender and supple, you never suffer an armor penalty!
4(18.2%)

Please give me more questions--it's going to be another very busy week for me next week, plus this was really fun for me and I hope all of you.

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