The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Thanks again for all the question submissions. This will likely become a regular feature.

Poll #595258 Friday! Friday! Friday!

htothem: What do you like that you would never lie about?

Big Butts
25(100.0%)

funboytim: I just want to be loved. Is that so wrong?

You're going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight.
3(12.0%)
LOVE?!? DOES NOT COMPUTE.
2(8.0%)
There is no love. There is only Zoul.
9(36.0%)
You know what they say about the love you take. Time to start makin' some love, Giggity, Giggity, Giggity.
11(44.0%)

demoninmyskull: Name a movie that you would like to see as a theme restaurant, explain your choice. (Since text answers rarely get answered, here's some choices)

The Last Castle Robert Redford and Tony Soprano's White Castle Franchise, located in the John Fenwick Rest Area.
5(22.7%)
Blazing Saddles "More Beans, Mr. Taggert?"
5(22.7%)
LA Story: California Cuisine. With a twist of lemon.
4(18.2%)
Rocky IV: Russian/American Fusion with a Cold-War Era Patriotic Flair.
8(36.4%)

And for the creative: demoninmyskull: Name a movie that you would like to see as a theme restaurant, explain your choice.

soarjubs: How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Avian Flu H5N1 Pop?

An hour a pound at 350°
2(9.1%)
As many as there are in Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood. THOSE ARE SOME CRAZY LICKS.
7(31.8%)
Thrrrrrrrrrrrree.
7(31.8%)
3.14159265
6(27.3%)

absolutcalm: Its the end of the world and only three things have survived: Roaches, Twinkies and...

Those cases of trash bags from Price Club. Man those things never run out.
1(4.3%)
Chapstick
5(21.7%)
5lb bags of rice
0(0.0%)
That mysterious can of Cream of Mushroom Soup in your cabinet that even though you've donated it to a food bank like six times it's always in there
17(73.9%)

bobwhite: Why does my ass hurt? Could it be the fajitas? Or the Coronas?

The fajitas
2(8.3%)
The Coronas
4(16.7%)
The "ergonomic" office desk chair
0(0.0%)
I'm almost insulted at how easily you set yourself up for an assrape joke here.
18(75.0%)

friendship7: Which side of the sidewalk do you walk on?

The Positive Side.
4(18.2%)
The Introspective Side.
5(22.7%)
I like to think of my sidewalks as having facets.
6(27.3%)
The side that moss grows on...I can never remember which.
7(31.8%)

pooplord: No! i'm just going to complain that "forte" is pronounced "fort" in French. Rarrr. Okay, fine, here's a question. What is the main ingredient in powdered creamer? To provide an answer once again, I think it's cocaine.

Rarrr, indeed.
3(13.0%)
Yes, pooplord, that's what made "Schlong Stronghold" and those Alamo references funny.
2(8.7%)
I suggest you snort some and find out.
10(43.5%)
CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, VEGETABLE OIL (PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED COCONUT OR PALM KERNEL, AND CANOLA, HYDROGENATED PALM, SOYBEAN, COTTONSEED, AND/OR SAFFLOWER), SODIUM CASEINATE (A MILK DERIVATIVE)**, DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPH
8(34.8%)

chaoticgoodnik: Best ice sport: curling or hockey?

Interpretive Figure Skating.
4(17.4%)
Whichever one results in the players losing more teeth.
11(47.8%)
Whichever one can finally revive the struggling Ice Sport Trading Card industry.
3(13.0%)
Sweeping ice? Isn't that what Zambonis are for?
5(21.7%)

And one from me: What do the following things have in common: Pierogies, Arm & Hammer Baking Soda, Coffee, a half-smoked pack of Newports, Jello Pudding Pops.

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