What had been patiently waiting for me was a slim package from a games company. The UPS label had my address on it, but my name was written in pen, right above where veejay's name had been scratched out. I certainly hope this wasn't some sort of newfangled gift personalization method.
Inside was the complete Order of the Stick. Awesome.
In similar news: in the parking garage at my office, there's a sign near the elevator that says PUSH BUTTON TO SUMMON ATTENDANT. If it were only that easy.