The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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It's Monday Poll Time!

Poll #612116 Monday! Monday!! Monday!!!

soarjubs -- I refuse to answer Pantload's crappy question, and instead, I'm protesting here.

wah.
0(0.0%)
You realize this "protest" of yours is about as effectual as an IMF rally, yes?
11(61.1%)
Yeah man. That question sucked. To eleven.
4(22.2%)
As of right now, 10 people want to fight you.
3(16.7%)

verymandy -- What is the most informative and/or entertaining site on the entire internet?

CNN. That Wolf Blitzer keeps me in stitches. Too bad they can't report the news for shit.
0(0.0%)
http://www.yourethemannowdog.com The Original and the Best
4(21.1%)
wikipedia - all the "information" the unemployed can make up for the internet
9(47.4%)
www.stuffonmycat.com
6(31.6%)

funboytim -- What are the chances of an Internet blind date actually being attractive?

Like finding the $20K Instant Win scratchoff ticket
2(10.5%)
With so many people in the internet blind dating pool nowadays, the odds have got to be pretty good. Right? Right?
9(47.4%)
Oh please god throw me a bone. Something. Just no hairy moles or humpbacks. Is that too much to ask?
4(21.1%)
What do they know about being attractive? They're blind.
4(21.1%)

demoninmyskull -- What kind of sound is made when you break someone's nose with a Tickle Me Elmo?

a Joyful Dirge
1(5.6%)
a sound so complimentarily oxymoronic that once uttered will forever be heard but can never be uttered again
3(16.7%)
the crushing sound of slaughtered innocence
8(44.4%)
heeheehaheeehahahaheeeheeehahahahahalkafjpeaokcmaoeakjga
6(33.3%)

absolutcalm -- Best euphemism for shitting.

friendship7 -- What have I got in my pocket?

It must give us three guesses.
1(5.3%)
Keys, tic-tacs, a book of matches, 47¢
1(5.3%)
From the looks of things, I don't think you know either.
4(21.1%)
No way. I'm not falling for this one again.
13(68.4%)

eideteker -- Ok, thanks for letting us know.

Way to blow your question.
18(100.0%)

twicketface -- Would you rather never have to floss again or never have to grocery shop again?

Gross, dude. I'd rather starve than have a life of sweaterteeth.
3(15.8%)
If I stopped grocery shopping, I wouldn't have to floss as much.
9(47.4%)
I find a calmness in the mundanity of flossing, whereas grocery shopping is tedious and time-consuming.
4(21.1%)
I find a calmness in the mundanity of grocery shopping, whereas flossing is tedious and time-consuming.
3(15.8%)

andthesparrows -- Why do public toilet seats have a gap in the front?

The designers knew it would be a laugh riot when one of those little support feet goes out and the seat starts wobbling and shifting around the bowl.
4(22.2%)
Two Words: Dick Cheese
4(22.2%)
To keep people subconsciously aware that they are not on their home toilet to prevent such embarrassments as the Constanza Shirt Removal Incident.
2(11.1%)
6 less inches to dutifully sanitize every day.
8(44.4%)

popespydie -- yay for text box. yay for job

yay for smelly soaps. yay for monkeys
3(16.7%)
yay for chocolate milk. yay for taxicabs
3(16.7%)
yay for nerf balls. yay for pineapples
6(33.3%)
yay for beer specials. yay for gum
6(33.3%)

tarpo -- After having everything cool in my apartment stolen, what should I replace first? Xbox, PS2, Gamecube, My TVs

Shit, man. What a depressing question
4(21.1%)
The Gamecube. Call the PS2 and Xbox a loss and wait for the NextGens
0(0.0%)
Without the TVs, the other items are useless
8(42.1%)
Imagine if thieves only stole things to be pricks. Like if they broke in your house and just stole your controllers. What assholes.
7(36.8%)

renob423 -- what is dick forte up to these days?

BILLIONS AND BILLIONS SERVED
4(22.2%)
About 9.25" soft
9(50.0%)
After last week's Bear Brawl, all bets are off
1(5.6%)
A life of shame. Poor Dick Forte.
4(22.2%)

frockazulu -- what style of car do you drive? car/truck/van/wagon/motorcycle (ok fine I won't try to witty this one up. All Science-like:)

car
13(72.2%)
truck
2(11.1%)
van
1(5.6%)
wagon
1(5.6%)
motorcycle
1(5.6%)

Got any inflamed, burning questions for the internets?

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