The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

The hands-down popular favorite for last week's "Best Euphamisim for Shitting" is "Dropping the Kids off at the Pool". Honorable Creative Mentions to frockazulu for "Bombing the Russians", soarjubs for "Growing a Tail" and subbes for "Rolling out Play Doh". If only poo came in like star or crescent-moon tube shapes.

Poll #615384 Friday! Friday! Friday!

eideteker -- What is your opinion of the recent Liberian elections? Do you see a chance for stability in that once-troubled land?

Erections. In Laberia. Uh, huhuhuhuhuhuh.
8(40.0%)
The socioeconomic infrastructure of the area hungers for a dedication to the democratic process.
3(15.0%)
I dunno, but John Stewart sure made a funny face when he talked about it!
7(35.0%)
Enough of this shit. If it ain't TomKat, it ain't news.
2(10.0%)

turkishturki -- My pee burns.

Lord loves a workin' man
4(19.0%)
Don't trust whitey
10(47.6%)
See a doctor and get rid of it
7(33.3%)

renob423 -- how many cousins do you have?

Mean: 9.68 Median: 8 Std. Dev 6.78
0(0.0%)
1
1(5.3%)
2
2(10.5%)
3
1(5.3%)
4
1(5.3%)
5
2(10.5%)
6
1(5.3%)
7
1(5.3%)
8
1(5.3%)
9
1(5.3%)
10
1(5.3%)
11
2(10.5%)
12
0(0.0%)
13
0(0.0%)
14
0(0.0%)
15
0(0.0%)
16
0(0.0%)
17
0(0.0%)
18
0(0.0%)
19
0(0.0%)
20
5(26.3%)

funboytim -- Can identify who in your family farted by the nuanced smell?

Unfortunately.
6(31.6%)
Everyone but mom. She's been trying for years to maintain some sort of decorum.
1(5.3%)
No. My family has never gotten to the level of comfort with one another to fart openly.
3(15.8%)
You clearly have a lot of brothers, Tim.
9(47.4%)

friendship7 -- Who owns the vibrator I found in the couch, my gay male roommate or my promiscuous female roommate (read: chocolate or vanilla?)

It took me exactly one week to figure out how gross this question really is.
4(20.0%)
Chocolate
2(10.0%)
Vanilla
6(30.0%)
Move. Move today. I'll come help.
8(40.0%)

chrishaas -- Where is your God now?

Pulling puppies and kittens out of the "Toxic Gumbo" in New Orleans (too soon?)
4(19.0%)
At the Cheesequake Rest Area on the Garden State Parkway sitting calmly and patiently near the Burger King.
2(9.5%)
Branson, MO
8(38.1%)
Cold, tired, lonely, and very disappointed in you.
7(33.3%)

absolutcalm -- Crazy people on public transport: ignore them, engage them or attack them?

Ignore. You have entered their natural habitat and must respect their dominance therein.
10(47.6%)
Engage. Study the Crazy. Learn their habits. Search for patterns and trends.
5(23.8%)
Attack. The Sane will reclaim the underground. Next, we will take back the sidewalks. Park benches will then be within our reach.
6(28.6%)

demoninmyskull -- Hypothetically, how could someone accidentally stab someone 22 times in the chest? This might be important...

Parkinson's. And an unsecured rug on a waxed floor
9(45.0%)
"I was just here venting this side of beef and he walked right in front of me!"
5(25.0%)
"I was just going to stab him once but ever since I got the Carpal Tunnel, I can't open my hands as fast."
3(15.0%)
Let's keep the demon *in* the skull, shall we?
3(15.0%)

twicketface -- If someone tells you it is Opposite Day, is it really Opposite Day?

Yes. Sike!
2(10.0%)
No. Sike!
8(40.0%)
Opposite Days are lame.
4(20.0%)
Opposite Day? I haven't thought of that in forever! What an AWESUM idea!
6(30.0%)

soarjubs -- What's the deal with Minneapolis/Saint Paul?

I mean, seriously. Is it like two cities or what?
4(20.0%)
Are they parts of the same city? Like sections?
2(10.0%)
Do the cities look similar or something? Is that why they're twins?
5(25.0%)
I don't get it. I mean. What's the deal with that?
9(45.0%)

And from me: Today I realized that my train ride is exactly as long as a particular song. Which one is it?

Funeral for a Friend (Love Lies Bleeding) - Elton John
7(35.0%)
Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus
5(25.0%)
Black #1 - Type O Negative
4(20.0%)
Theme - Cibo Matto
4(20.0%)

Whaddyawannaknow?

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