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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #635038 Friday! Friday! Friday!

eideteker -- I think I should be given TWO questions to blow each week. What do you think?

You've squandered enough, thanks.
13(50.0%)
I think this is a waste of a question too. Way to go.
13(50.0%)

friendship7 -- How come there was no out for the Jessica Simpson question?!

There's no "out" for greif. We all have to deal with it and own our emotions.
3(11.1%)
Yeah! If Nick found one, why couldn't we?
12(44.4%)
Sounds like somebody's still in that tricky Denial phase.
12(44.4%)

chaoticgoodnik -- Baby panda in the D.C. Zoo: cutest thing ever, or symbol of China's eventual ownership of America?

Cutest. Thing. Evar.
8(29.6%)
Symbol of China's eventual ownership of America.
1(3.7%)
Maybe not so much ownership...it is on loan. America should sit in the layaway bin for at least a few decades before they own us.
8(29.6%)
Fuck Pandas. They are the worst. Pathetic pencildicked crimes against Darwinism.
10(37.0%)

htothem -- What makes turkey so damn delicious?

Low calorie, high protien, low fat, and delicious. Taking out the guilt makes it even better.
4(14.8%)
Turkey is the black of the food world. You can fancy it up with a lot of accessories, or dress it down casual with white bread. It always matches, and always makes whatever else it's with more delicious.
9(33.3%)
Any poultry containing a chemical that is used in making antidepressants is delicious in my book.
12(44.4%)
You mean turkishturki? Well, the kid works out like a nutsack. Fucking ran a marathon this fall without training for it and then went for beers afterwords. In a word? Studmonkey.
2(7.4%)

pooplord -- Are oysters really an aphrodisiac?

I wouldn't touch oysters with a 10 foot pole, so I have no idea.
5(18.5%)
Of course. Why do you think there's so many strip clubs in port towns?
3(11.1%)
Yes, but it's not the oyster itself. It's all the slurping and sucking and swallowing.
10(37.0%)
Nope. Some broke fisherman told somebody that once to get him to buy all the parasites he pulled off his boat.
9(33.3%)

popespydie -- Why do Male dogs carry lipstick in their pants?

Dogs don't wear pants.
4(14.3%)
Sick, dude.
9(32.1%)
South Park has taught us many things about dogs, but specific to this, that they can be gay, and do carry lipstick. I don't think this is a coincidence.
6(21.4%)
Bitches love the sheer rosiness of Revlon 254: Red Rocket
9(32.1%)

funboytim -- I never went, but seriously, did anything like that really ever happen at band camp?

I didn't go either, but geeks are freaky like that so it wouldn't surprise me.
13(48.1%)
I didn't go either, but I can say with confidence nothing like that has ever happened at any band-related anything. Ever.
8(29.6%)
I went. Trust me, it didn't happen.
1(3.7%)
I went. I'm not going to say yes or no, but I'll just say the popular guys were barking up the wrong blondes.
5(18.5%)

bobwhite -- When PJ Harvey sings C'mon Billy, is she singing about Billy from the Family Circus?

That's the wavy haired one, right?
4(14.8%)
What a hideous Family Circus Game caption that would make.
17(63.0%)
Nope. Billy Ray Cyrus.
5(18.5%)
Nope. Billy Bud. Polly Jean's a real Melville fan. What did you think Man-Size was about?
1(3.7%)

eideteker -- I think I should be given TWO questions to blow each week. What do you think?

Great idea!
6(22.2%)
Dammit! How the hell did this happen?
21(77.8%)

ao -- What does poo tate like?

Just like it smells. DELICIOUS.
3(11.1%)
Please let's not be reminded of the Lowest point in Friday Poll History
8(29.6%)
If this were Jeopardy, Alex would have just said, "Bitter and sulfury with a pasty texture. Some have compared it to Dinty Moore Beef Stew."
9(33.3%)
Judging from recent Board of Health ratings? Probably a lot like the last meal you at at TGIFridays.
7(25.9%)

twicketface -- Does Carrot Top know people aren't laughing *with* him?

You make it sound like people are laughing at all.
12(44.4%)
Does it matter? The guy makes a buttload of money and apprently gets into some kinky sex shit at the same time. Laugh however you want, suckers.
11(40.7%)
It's his style. Unlike Seinfeldian observationalist standups, prop comics always have been the laugh at types.
3(11.1%)
He doesn't. And he pays a squad of hangers-on to keep it that way.
1(3.7%)

demoninmyskull -- What is the worst movie you have ever sat through?

The Legend of Bagger Vance
24(100.0%)

subbes -- Will adding alcohol to my bath water make my skin drunk?

If they used to bathe in milk to stay young looking, I'm guessing alcohol baths will keep you looking smarter and more confident.
11(40.7%)
So that's where that old phrase about drinking one's bathwater comes from.
2(7.4%)
My skin got stoned at a Tom Petty concert once, so I'm guessing yes.
11(40.7%)
No. That's ridiculous.
3(11.1%)

renob423 -- is there some form of life on the sun?

The sun is populated with very slow moving semiliquid metallic creatures. They only need to eat once every eleven weeks and are in a constant hibernation-like state.
6(23.1%)
There was, but not since 1986. We thought aerosol sprays were only harming our ozone layer...we were wrong.
9(34.6%)
Who do you think tipped off Galileo?
4(15.4%)
No. That's ridiculous.
7(26.9%)

soarjubs -- Do your parents know you're gay?

They better. If not they're the most oblivious parents since the Bradys.
3(11.1%)
Sure they do, hon. Whatever makes you feel more like you belong.
6(22.2%)
Not yet...but that's a great idea on how I can shake up Christmas dinner!
13(48.1%)
No. That's ridiculous.
5(18.5%)

Best Culture Club Song:

Karma Chameleon
8(32.0%)
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me
6(24.0%)
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
11(44.0%)
Church of the Poison Mind
0(0.0%)

Week the third: On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being "I'm offended by this Christocentric question" and 10 being "giddy with magical glee", how Christmassy are you feeling *this* week?

Mean: 5.33 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.57
1
2(7.4%)
2
2(7.4%)
3
6(22.2%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
4(14.8%)
6
1(3.7%)
7
5(18.5%)
8
5(18.5%)
9
1(3.7%)
10
1(3.7%)

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