To people who call in to morning radio shows trying to win shit: If you don't know at least one of the three Billy Joel songs they just played a second apiece of, don't call. I'm sure your "oooooh gee! I just dunno!" squeaky little girl act worked on a high school teacher or two but it ain't winning you 3rd row tickets.
To people who drive fog-colored cars on foggy mornings: turn on your goddamn headlights.
I haven't been in this foul a mood in a while. My happy face is on, but I'm just simmering with hate and frustration. My god.