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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #656395 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

htothem -- How is it possible to fit so much suck into 8 hours?

Leap years. They fuck us by like a fraction of a second each day. It may not sound like a lot but man it do add up.
6(23.1%)
Someone must have vertically integrated your suckage capital for the New Millennium.
6(23.1%)
It's the same amount of suck you go through while you sleep, except you notice it more.
6(23.1%)
PDA's, Microsoft Outlook, Day Planners...
8(30.8%)

renob423 -- why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

We can't very well get into ticklefights by ourselves now can we?
5(20.0%)
You never know when one or more girls in the group is going to need a tampon, and which one has extras.
3(12.0%)
Girls, like wolves, are pack hunters. We can't effectively destroy one another's egos alone.
13(52.0%)
Girls do not produce any excrement whatsoever. We go to the bathroom in groups to discuss how awful it must be to have to perform such ghastly acts.
4(16.0%)

pooplord -- After all these years, which '69-born celebrity crush of mine is more crushworthy -- Dave Grohl (1/14/69) or Christian Slater (8/18/69)?

Slater: From Gleaming the Cube to that turd he did with Tara Reid, the quasi-Nicholson smirk has dampened panties for twenty years.
10(43.5%)
Grohl: As time wears on, it's becoming more and more clear maybe the brains of the operation aren't the ones splattered on Courtney Love's wall.
13(56.5%)

chaoticgoodnik -- Why is everything so inefficient?

We are all constantly surrounded by frikkin' idiots.
6(24.0%)
There's so many silent vowels and dipthongs and whatnot we have to deal with.
2(8.0%)
If things were efficient, half of us wouldn't have jobs.
14(56.0%)
PDA's, Microsoft Outlook, Day Planners...
3(12.0%)

demoninmyskull -- Why hasn't someone shot Uwe Boll yet?

Who?
9(37.5%)
Is he that freak basketball player from Africa that was on that SNL Cruise Commercial?
4(16.7%)
The fact that he hasn't been shot is proof positive that violent video games do not make video gamers violent.
9(37.5%)
Nobody can get worked up enough about Bloodrayne to actually shoot somebody.
2(8.3%)

observacious -- The Sudoku Craze: Making people smarter or deemphasizing the importance of counting above 9?

Like the attempted metric conversion of the 1980's, Sodoku is an attempt to get the public acclimated the removal of zero from our mathematics system.
3(12.0%)
Like Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, it is a popular cultural phenomenon designed to globally boost self-esteem by ensuring success no matter one's mental capacity.
8(32.0%)
Unlike those 3D sailboat posters, Sudoku indulges those who are able to gaze blankly in the middle-distance without having to stand open-mouthed in a mall.
10(40.0%)
Sure beats crosswords. Fuck if I'm going to bother with organizing all 26 of those letters.
4(16.0%)

coldblackncold -- Batman, The Beatles, and Chocolate.

What were the hottest stocking stuffers of 2005?
2(7.7%)
What are the correct answers to the Three Universal Dichotomies?
5(19.2%)
What are representatives of three integral aspects of American culture that are best handled by the British? (mmm...Lion Bars...)
9(34.6%)
What are a six, seven, and nine-letter word?
10(38.5%)

absolutcalm -- Miami Vice is being remade by Michael Mann. Pick a bad TV show to remake (like Moonlighting) and give it a good director (like Copola).

All in the Family, directed by Oliver Stone: Meathead and Gloria's sexy killing spree through Queens. You thought that flashback scene with Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers was fucked up? Try Carroll O'Connor.
4(16.7%)
Family Matters, directed by Spike Lee: Steve Erkel and the hot brother teach a lesson to Larry and Balki about Black/Meposian relations. Featuring Carl Winslow as Radio Rahim.
8(33.3%)
Will and Grace, directed by Ang Lee: Pretty much the same shit.
2(8.3%)
Joey, directed by Martin Scorsese: The gritty tale of an Italian-American C-grade soap opera star who moves to LA to make it big in the 'Biz. Critics hail Adriana's OD scene is 'the best since Sharon Stone in Casino!".
10(41.7%)

sonicblue -- This statement is false?

True.
4(16.0%)
Don't judge me.
4(16.0%)
Am I supposed to ask the guy who always lies which one of you is telling the truth? Or is it the other way around?
9(36.0%)
I know! Who would have thought...
8(32.0%)

clockwatcher -- what is the difference between diet coke and coke zero?

One can is black, red and white, the other mostly white and silver.
8(33.3%)
For people who can't wrap their minds around drinking diet soda, just enough difference to save them 140 calories per can.
3(12.5%)
Waybackwhen, Diet Coke used to brag about how it had just one calorie. Not Coke Zero. Nossir.
3(12.5%)
Coke Zero actually tastes like Coke, which conditioned Diet Coke fans can no longer palate.
10(41.7%)

eideteker -- What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Whatever it is, if you tune in to the frequency, you can hear REM's swan song.
5(20.8%)
98 ROCK WOO!
6(25.0%)
1/f 2
6(25.0%)
Last week was a fluke, huh?
7(29.2%)

funboytim -- Is Owen Wilson's nose as distracting to everyone else as it is to me? I mean, the shadows are weird.

Totally. It looks like a naked lady.
5(21.7%)
It makes him look like he's always concerned.
6(26.1%)
It's his nose that's distracting? I always thought it was the pucker lips.
4(17.4%)
Maybe the nose is weird, but his "I'd actually like to have a beer with this celebrity" charm is enough to overlook it.
8(34.8%)

soarjubs -- How big is "Mclargehuge"?

Is that McDonald's answer to the Kong Burger?
8(32.0%)
48 Long.
5(20.0%)
Bigger than Bob Johnson.
3(12.0%)
Just how that name crept into my subconscious, I couldn't tell you. But it's in there.
9(36.0%)

twicketface -- What makes Indian food so motherfuckin' awesome?

Indians.
7(29.2%)
Lentils, beans, and rice.
3(12.5%)
Tan-fucking-doori.
8(33.3%)
The red-and-white checkered plastic tablecloths that all Indian takeout joints seem to have.
6(25.0%)

tarpo -- Why does the term DEAD WHORE make me smile every time I hear or say it?

I dunno, but I have the same thing with "wet mulch".
4(16.7%)
Because prostitutes are funnier when they're dead.
9(37.5%)
That's not a smile. It's gas.
5(20.8%)
Things are always funnier in capslock.
6(25.0%)

subbes -- Honey, or sugar?

Honey.
5(20.0%)
Sugar.
4(16.0%)
Sweettits.
16(64.0%)

friendship7 -- Tenente's got a case of the blues. What do you suggest for Tenente?

I suggest 'Tenete' go hang out with his friends.
2(8.0%)
Maybe Tenete needs a new hobby? Volunteering?
3(12.0%)
Booze.
14(56.0%)
Ya know, nobody's more loved and validated than someone who halfassedly attempts suicide...
6(24.0%)

Certain foods seem to require a certain level of skill to eat them properly (example: people who can stick a buffalo wing in their mouth and pull out a dry bleached bone). Which of the following foods do you have the required skill to eat?

Sushi
0(0.0%)
Buffalo Wings
0(0.0%)
Oranges
0(0.0%)
Polly-O
1(4.0%)
Spaghetti
1(4.0%)
Chips & Salsa
1(4.0%)
Crab (Mussels...christ, any shellfish)
2(8.0%)
Cotton Candy
0(0.0%)
Other (in comments)
0(0.0%)

Which ones are you severely lacking in the required eating skill (continued example: when I finish eating buffalo wings, they look pretty much the same as they did when I got started).

Sushi
2(8.7%)
Buffalo Wings
1(4.3%)
Oranges
2(8.7%)
Polly-O
0(0.0%)
Spaghetti
3(13.0%)
Chips & Salsa
1(4.3%)
Crab (Mussels...christ, any shellfish)
0(0.0%)
Cotton Candy
0(0.0%)
Other (in comments)
1(4.3%)

WHERE AM QUESTION

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