The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

This week's poll broadcast from Dana, aka thefamilyband's place. Let's all give her a hand for sitting so patiently for the past hour or so.

Poll #754591 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

renob423 -- my question is in binary this week. 10011011110101010110101110111010010111010111010111101010110111101000101011

If you don't start making sense soon I'm going to pull out my wiener and smack you with it.
6(31.6%)
Given the recent immigration reform, perhaps NAFTA was too much too soon.
2(10.5%)
Dude, like nine times.
8(42.1%)
They really don't like it when you use that word. It's insensitive.
3(15.8%)

coldblackncold -- Brock, Helper, and God.

Holy Trinity, man. Holy Trinity.
3(15.8%)
The Jew, the Italian, and the Red-Haired Gay.
9(47.4%)
Salt, Pepa, and Spindarella.
6(31.6%)
Mike, Carol, and Ben.
1(5.3%)

ao -- What is the most shameful thing that I (or you) have done that I (or you) are most proud of - but really shouldn't be?

Projectile vomiting on Sigma Chi's vinyl siding.
2(10.5%)
My four-tiered underwear drawer organization system.
5(26.3%)
Seeing Weird Al live in concert.
7(36.8%)
Having attended any one of the Lord of the Rings 12:01 opening night showings.
5(26.3%)

absolutcalm -- What's the best curse word that incorporates "Jesus Christ" (such as Christ on a Dildo Cross!) While I'm generally opposed to elongating curses to over three words, I'll run with it.

Jesus fucking Buddha on a pogo stick.
2(11.1%)
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ.
3(16.7%)
Great Zombie Jesus!
8(44.4%)
I'm a purist, man. It's "Jesus Christ" or nuthin'.
5(27.8%)

eideteker -- I woke up after 2 pm today. How do I get my life back on track?

Be in the shower by 2:15 and you should be just fine.
2(10.5%)
Stay up until 4am again.
2(10.5%)
Furious masturbation.
10(52.6%)
Move to California. Then you'd only have woken up at 11.
5(26.3%)

subbes -- What would you pay for an Agony Booth?

$4.99 for the first minute, $.99 each additional.
1(5.3%)
In the arcade? $.50. But I'd have no idea how much I'd pay to have one in my house.
3(15.8%)
Four carnival tickets.
5(26.3%)
Really. How can one put a price on an Agony Booth.
10(52.6%)

anonymous1327 -- What's that odor? Odor? Pardon us, sir, with your sensitivities to odors.

Why, I believe that odor is the bouquet of some errant canine waste.
0(0.0%)
It appears someone's anti-perspirant isn't up to snuff.
4(22.2%)
I'm not going to dignify that with a response. This is very good cheese.
6(33.3%)
The lowbrow melange of failure and the stench of the Common Man.
8(44.4%)

twicketface -- What innocent little lie do you tell your co-workers most often?

Every Wednesday night, I get together with my friends to play strategy games. Like Risk and stuff.
4(21.1%)
No thanks, I don't smoke.
4(21.1%)
Omg, my friend ...um... emailed me just now and said the funniest thing...
7(36.8%)
That forward you sent me with the dogs and the fireman was hilarious!
4(21.1%)

soarjubs -- Why is spain?

And who thought up that name? Europe?
2(10.5%)
Because how else would be Paella?
2(10.5%)
To make Portugal look smaller.
11(57.9%)
For all the rest of us.
4(21.1%)

Stumped on "Why is spain?" I typed "Why is Spain" in Google and got some fantastic results. Choosing my favorite is like choosing my favorite child, so please help a girl out:

Why is Spain divided over whether Tuesday the 13th or Friday the 13th is the traditional unlucky 13th day?
3(15.8%)
WHY IS SPAIN IS SO COMPETITIVE IN GRANITE ?
8(42.1%)
(Two examples that spring to mind are “Why is Spain blue?” and “Why has Mummy gone for a wee-wee?”)
4(21.1%)
Why is Spain so popular with hen parties these days?
4(21.1%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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