The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

omigodomigodomigod. I just heard someone in the office say "I didn't get the memo about it being Brown Day." Fuuuuuuuuck.

Poll #764057 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

coldblackncold -- Mama's Family: Season 1 DVD set is coming out in September, 2006.

The director's commentary is going to be out of this world.
5(29.4%)
I hear if you move the cursor over her knee-his there's a fantastic easter egg.
4(23.5%)
Yeah, but I'm gonna wait until the series box set comes out. They always fuck you there.
3(17.6%)
It's gonna look great on my shelf next to the action figures I've been collecting.
5(29.4%)

renob423 -- how do head shops manage to make any profit or break even for that matter?

It's not about money, man. It's about the vibe.
3(16.7%)
Of course they do. Good smokers know that tobacco is cleaner and more satisfying when smoked out of a water pipe.
8(44.4%)
They make it up in hardware sales. I dare you to find a little sink faucet screen at Home Depot.
1(5.6%)
Wait, we're ignoring the fact that they're all pot dealer fronts, right?
6(33.3%)

observacious -- What bizarre challenges can we expect from the new season of Project Runway (starting July 12!)?

They have thirty minutes and $45 to spend at a local bakery to make a cocktail dress out of bread.
6(35.3%)
Two words: Hobo. Makeover.
8(47.1%)
Thinking of a way to fit Daniel Franco into at least one episode.
0(0.0%)
Coming up with a theme that isn't "1940's Hollywood Glamour".
3(17.6%)

absolutcalm -- So, I'm going to start a Nu-Metal band doing Tears for Fears covers songs: what should our band name be?

The Big Chairs
4(22.2%)
Suffer the Children
7(38.9%)
The Politics of Greed
1(5.6%)
No Sleep for Dreaming
6(33.3%)

eideteker -- What was the greatest Friday Poll question of all time? If you think I'm going to bite on this one, you're sorely mistaken. I love every Friday Poll question. Except yours. Rocky vs. The Rock.

Rocky.
9(56.2%)
The Rock.
7(43.8%)

anonymous1327 -- should i go back to school for some more learning?

Clearly. I recommend you start with Capitalization 101: New Sentences, Personal Pronouns, and the Shift Key.
9(52.9%)
Just spend a few hours a day on the Wiki. You'll do just fine.
5(29.4%)
What fer? You don't need to go to one of them fancy schools for book learnin'.
1(5.9%)
In a job or two, put a new degree on your resume. If it's old enough, they won't check.
2(11.8%)

subbes -- Should I give my new boss a nickname? Should I tell him he has a nickname? What nickname? (He's fat and has a lazy eye) If you're gonna tell him, you're limited to names like Skipper or Bigguy, so let's just rule out telling him for the sake of the poll.

I'm a fan of the Adjective + Name nicknaming method. Smelly Joe. Douchey Dave. Cunt Vice President. Something like that.
7(41.2%)
The Lookout. Git it? Because he's always looking two ways at once.
4(23.5%)
The Fat Lazy Eye Guy.
0(0.0%)
The Lazy Eyed Fat Guy.
6(35.3%)

twicketface -- How come they haven't made a Macgyver movie?

It's hard to make a film with pencil erasers, WD-40, and Saran Wrap.
4(22.2%)
Richard Dean Anderson's got WAAAAAY too much on his plate.
9(50.0%)
Judging by when MacGuyver comes on TV, they'd only sell tickets for the 2:30am shows.
2(11.1%)
Because even Hollywood knows MacGuyver sucks.
3(16.7%)

soarjubs -- Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just end this right now?

$1 Double Cheeseburgers.
6(33.3%)
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
3(16.7%)
There's still so many people you have left to disappoint.
7(38.9%)
Everybody else messing with your stuff.
2(11.1%)

This week's guest question: Can I get a Whoop Whoop?

Indeed you may, sir. The roof has been sufficiently raised for a Whoop Whoop.
4(23.5%)
Fo' shizzle. I gizzot a whole cizzan of whizoop rizzight hizzere.
1(5.9%)
I'magiveyasome poo-poo, I'magiveyasome pee-pee. I'magiveyasome doo-doo, Wash it down with some wee-wee.
5(29.4%)
I'm sorry, but we're out of time. Maybe next week when our special guests will be The Barenaked Ladies and Leonardo DiCaprio.
7(41.2%)

From time to time, musicians from many bands come together to form what is commonly known as a Supergroup. In these sad television times, rather than shitting out midseason replacements, wouldn't it be better if we could have Supershows?

CSI: Montclair: A man's head is in a bowling ball bag. A corpulent Italian washes up in Asbury Park. See the other side of the the Soprano family hits.
1(5.9%)
Sex and the Enterprise: In a spaceship full of eligible life forms, how does a young woman find love in a world full of logic?
2(11.8%)
Surreal Prison Life: Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Rubens, Gary Glitter, Todd Bridges, Christian Slater, Mike Tyson, Michelle Rodriguez, and James Brown share a cell for 12 weeks for Maximum Hijinx!
13(76.5%)
My Super Rare Disease: Cameras follow rich bitches with weird symptoms at the Princeton Teaching Hospital. Crotchety doctor gets pants sued off for "talking to my little angel like that".
1(5.9%)

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