absolutcalm-- Who is the second best Bond (as Sean Connery is, obviously, THE best James Bond).
James Bond sucks.
observacious -- Wiggles, Buggles, or Bugaloos?
What is "the three diseases I may have contracted last time I was in Baltimore"?
Ugh. Is it time for another expansion team already?
They're really having to get specific about drug side effects these days.
I really don't know what the kids are into these days, apparently.
coldblackncold -- With the Atlantic City casinos on hiatus, what percentage increase in crime has Philadelphia experienced?
Crime? None. But the banks are overrun with nickels.
Cockfight reportings are up 400%.
It's not so much a increase but an over/under.
The real crime is how empty the bus station is.
ao -- Gimmie a "Ho" if you got your funky bus fare!
Bip bop bam, alakazam.
Let me tell you what I say when I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk.
It's the Vengabus or it Ain't a bus.
The fare? Quite funky. The bus? Notsomuch.
twicketface -- Best way to pass the time in an airport?
Eating. Something about airports and the confined environment leaves me powerless to the allure of snacks. Particularly Combos. I can't think of another time I'm as drawn to Combos.
Drinking. Airport bars are some of the friendliest, most depraved places on earth. Everyone is so pathetically desperate for companionship they'll say anything for a few moments of company.
Watching the departure schedule and thinking about how much better off you are than those sad sacks at Gate 23.
Seething with bilious rage.
friendship7 -- I challenged a former cross country star to a 3 mile race at the end of the summer. Is my gigantic ego strong enough to force myself to run faster than this admittedly out of "running" shape person, or should I start making excuses now?
Choo! Choo! All aboard the Excuse Train! Next stop, Jerryville!
Ego, schmego. Fire up another cigarette and think about whether or not your lungs are strong enough.
There are only a few types of bodies that are capable of ever getting into "running" shape, and those who do never really get out of it. You haven't got a chance.
renob423 -- in the future, will there be robots?
Yes, but they'll never evolve beyond R.O.B.
Nope. The hippies are gonna win.
And jetpacks and dehydrated food pellets and flying saucers and everything!
NEGATIVE. THERE WILL BE NO ROBOTS.
soarjubs -- You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs.
Throw thermal pod.
Get it really wasted on beer.
I am very sad to see perennial punching bag eideteker did not submit a question this week. Was a line crossed?
He knows the game and he plays it well. The bastard is toying with us.
If he's gone, it's not forever. As much as we love to bust on him, he loves to take it. Yin and Yang, man.
Maybe he was just on vacation or flaked or whatever. He'll be back, right?
Shit if he goes, we're going to have to start busting on renob. I dunno if he's made of the right stuff.
My brother, a collector of vintage video games, recently purchased this rare gem:
Ignoring the fact that it's actually is a spaceship shooting game, what would you hope this game would be?
Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, and Mario have teamed up to form a hammer-wielding gorilla with an enormous yellow spherical helmet. Only Voltron can stop them now.
Pac-man chomps up barrels as he bounces up some scaffolding. Just like you'd expect Pac-Kong to be, until Voltron shows up and stomps the shit out everything.
Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde are not just ghosts, but the souls of four of the five Voltron Robots. Can Donkey Kong trap them in his barrels before Pac-Man consumes them and dominates Voltron completely?
Your standard target-shooting game: you play Donkey Kong, flinging your precious Power Pellets at the ominous Voltron. Fling fast, before that pesky Pac-Man eats them all!