The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #769426 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm-- Who is the second best Bond (as Sean Connery is, obviously, THE best James Bond).

Pierce Brosnan
5(23.8%)
Roger Moore
8(38.1%)
David Niven
4(19.0%)
James Bond sucks.
4(19.0%)

observacious -- Wiggles, Buggles, or Bugaloos?

What is "the three diseases I may have contracted last time I was in Baltimore"?
9(45.0%)
Ugh. Is it time for another expansion team already?
4(20.0%)
They're really having to get specific about drug side effects these days.
4(20.0%)
I really don't know what the kids are into these days, apparently.
3(15.0%)

coldblackncold -- With the Atlantic City casinos on hiatus, what percentage increase in crime has Philadelphia experienced?

Crime? None. But the banks are overrun with nickels.
3(15.8%)
Cockfight reportings are up 400%.
5(26.3%)
It's not so much a increase but an over/under.
7(36.8%)
The real crime is how empty the bus station is.
4(21.1%)

ao -- Gimmie a "Ho" if you got your funky bus fare!

Bip bop bam, alakazam.
0(0.0%)
Let me tell you what I say when I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk.
6(30.0%)
It's the Vengabus or it Ain't a bus.
9(45.0%)
The fare? Quite funky. The bus? Notsomuch.
5(25.0%)

twicketface -- Best way to pass the time in an airport?

Eating. Something about airports and the confined environment leaves me powerless to the allure of snacks. Particularly Combos. I can't think of another time I'm as drawn to Combos.
5(23.8%)
Drinking. Airport bars are some of the friendliest, most depraved places on earth. Everyone is so pathetically desperate for companionship they'll say anything for a few moments of company.
6(28.6%)
Watching the departure schedule and thinking about how much better off you are than those sad sacks at Gate 23.
4(19.0%)
Seething with bilious rage.
6(28.6%)

friendship7 -- I challenged a former cross country star to a 3 mile race at the end of the summer. Is my gigantic ego strong enough to force myself to run faster than this admittedly out of "running" shape person, or should I start making excuses now?

Choo! Choo! All aboard the Excuse Train! Next stop, Jerryville!
4(20.0%)
Ego, schmego. Fire up another cigarette and think about whether or not your lungs are strong enough.
1(5.0%)
There are only a few types of bodies that are capable of ever getting into "running" shape, and those who do never really get out of it. You haven't got a chance.
9(45.0%)
YUO CAN DO IT!
6(30.0%)

renob423 -- in the future, will there be robots?

Yes, but they'll never evolve beyond R.O.B.
4(21.1%)
Nope. The hippies are gonna win.
2(10.5%)
And jetpacks and dehydrated food pellets and flying saucers and everything!
7(36.8%)
NEGATIVE. THERE WILL BE NO ROBOTS.
6(31.6%)

soarjubs -- You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs.

E
1(5.0%)
Loot carcasses.
11(55.0%)
Throw thermal pod.
6(30.0%)
Get it really wasted on beer.
2(10.0%)

I am very sad to see perennial punching bag eideteker did not submit a question this week. Was a line crossed?

He knows the game and he plays it well. The bastard is toying with us.
12(63.2%)
If he's gone, it's not forever. As much as we love to bust on him, he loves to take it. Yin and Yang, man.
1(5.3%)
Maybe he was just on vacation or flaked or whatever. He'll be back, right?
2(10.5%)
Shit if he goes, we're going to have to start busting on renob. I dunno if he's made of the right stuff.
4(21.1%)

My brother, a collector of vintage video games, recently purchased this rare gem: Ignoring the fact that it's actually is a spaceship shooting game, what would you hope this game would be?

Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, and Mario have teamed up to form a hammer-wielding gorilla with an enormous yellow spherical helmet. Only Voltron can stop them now.
7(35.0%)
Pac-man chomps up barrels as he bounces up some scaffolding. Just like you'd expect Pac-Kong to be, until Voltron shows up and stomps the shit out everything.
4(20.0%)
Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Clyde are not just ghosts, but the souls of four of the five Voltron Robots. Can Donkey Kong trap them in his barrels before Pac-Man consumes them and dominates Voltron completely?
4(20.0%)
Your standard target-shooting game: you play Donkey Kong, flinging your precious Power Pellets at the ominous Voltron. Fling fast, before that pesky Pac-Man eats them all!
5(25.0%)

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