The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Excellent showing this week, folks. It's a long'un.

Poll #774847 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

observacious -- What is the most intriguing spam email subject line?

FW:See-Attachment
4(19.0%)
BE THE BIGGEST ON YOUR BLOCK
5(23.8%)
Meet Black Singles in Your Area
1(4.8%)
i am nicerussian girl
11(52.4%)

eideteker -- What should I ask next week, O Mighty Oracle?

What's the best way for me to get out of writing one question while making Mej write four more?
11(52.4%)
How do I intend to deliver on my promise of blood and hotdogs?
1(4.8%)
Name four differences between me and Cal Ripken.
3(14.3%)
What did I think I was gonna get for all this smarmy sarcasm?
6(28.6%)

coldblackncold -- CBGB is leaving NYC for Las Vegas. Punk is dead. Yay/Nay

If I can't take a piss in the same place Joey Ramone got head in 1977, punk is dead.
13(61.9%)
The spirit of punk rock will live on in every $11 Johnny Rotten Appletini.
4(19.0%)
I can't wait to see what opens up there. The Bowery needs a Hooters.
0(0.0%)
Forget punk. Vegas is dead.
4(19.0%)

htothem -- What is the one stereotype to rule us all?

Chicks can't do math.
2(9.5%)
The Japanese love tourist attractions.
4(19.0%)
Black people drive cooler than white people.
5(23.8%)
Gays love Barbara Streisand.
10(47.6%)

clockwatcher -- What is your favorite thing about summer interns?

Sundresses.
7(31.8%)
The love 'em and leave 'em tenure of their stay.
4(18.2%)
The endearing way they interpret any mundane task as a boone to their career.
8(36.4%)
Their undying dedication to any bar that serves buckets of pony beers.
3(13.6%)

soarjubs -- What if there was a mentally handicapped chemist working on a female sexual enhancement drug named Vagihuge?

As a reward for his comment, Rob will be allowed a guest answer. ao: Itz like waving a baseball bat around in a trashcan full of soup.
9(42.9%)
His equally retarded boss is desperate for an answer to their competetor's release of Clitimini.
3(14.3%)
YEAH AND WHAT IF THEY MADE A PILL CALLED TWOBONEX SO AN IMPOTENT MAN CAN HAVE SEX WITH TWO YOUNG LADIES IF U KNOW WHUT I MEAN LOLZ.
5(23.8%)
Suddenly inboxes are flooded with spams like "SL0PPY PU55Y", "CI@L1S, \/AGI|-|UGE, LE\/ITR@", "LOOSE N ROOMY".
4(19.0%)

ao -- You choose to loot the carcasses of the ice dwarves, their spirits of the dwarves then appear and start attacking you under the control of the wizard.

Yeah right, with what? I have all their stuff. What are they gonna do, attack me with ghost axes?
8(38.1%)
Meh. At this level, I'm sure I could turn at least four or five of them.
3(14.3%)
THROW. THERMAL. POD.
7(33.3%)
Defile the corpses. That aughtta distract 'em.
3(14.3%)

renob423 -- why ain't fishing what it used to be(e)? Nice try, pal. I'm not starting up with the damned bee references again.

The average attention span is no longer equipped to sit and stare at a lake for hours.
6(28.6%)
Because Grandpa ain't what he used to be. sniff.
2(9.5%)
Sega Bass Fishing 2 for the Dreamcast.
10(47.6%)
I hear you catch more fish with honey than you do with vinegar. Or worms or something.
3(14.3%)

twicketface -- Do assholes know that they are assholes?

The average asshole doesn't give a shit. That's what makes them assholes.
3(14.3%)
They know. They like it. Again, that's what makes them assholes.
7(33.3%)
They don't, and that's the problem. Be a part of the solution and let every asshole you know what assholes they are.
4(19.0%)
This question seems to suggest that if an asshole knew they were an asshole they would stop. I tend to believe in the duality of man; that while some are inherently good, others are inherently assholes, and therefore reject the question.
7(33.3%)

subbes -- Are Birkenstocks ever allowable?

Never.
6(28.6%)
Anything that might go with Birkenstocks are also forbidden (i.e. apron dresses, whiteboy dreadlocks, tenure with the Smith College Womens Studies dept), so if you're even going there, the Birkenstocks hardly are the problem.
5(23.8%)
Birkenstocks are mandals even when a woman is wearing them. And we all know the ruling on mandals.
4(19.0%)
As long as you have some bitchin wool socks to go with 'em!
6(28.6%)

friendship7 -- Who is going to jump on the bandwagon next in the Mideast? That's twice now with the whole trying-to-politicize-the-poll business. You've been warned. Apache Chief vs. Shazzan.

Apache Chief.
18(85.7%)
Shazzan.
3(14.3%)

An unprecedented five parter from pantload this week -- What are the best names for: a French guy, a Russian guy, an African-American woman, a German guy, and a retarded girl? French guy:

Pierre
4(18.2%)
Jaques
2(9.1%)
Jean-Luc
13(59.1%)
Étienne
3(13.6%)

Russian guy:

Boris
10(47.6%)
Ivan
7(33.3%)
Max
0(0.0%)
Gregor
4(19.0%)

African-American woman:

Shaniqua
13(59.1%)
Yolanda
3(13.6%)
Oprah
1(4.5%)
Mo'Nique
5(22.7%)

German guy:

Dieter
7(31.8%)
Hans
11(50.0%)
Adolph
1(4.5%)
Wulfie
3(13.6%)

Retarded girl:

Susie
5(23.8%)
Jenny
5(23.8%)
Oprah
6(28.6%)
Cathy
5(23.8%)

Special guest question: What has four legs and a face like cottage cheese?

The siamese twins waiting on line at the Proactiv kiosk.
2(9.5%)
Bryan Adams on crutches.
6(28.6%)
A baby crawling out of a poison ivy patch.
9(42.9%)
A guy with a perfume allergy and a bellyful of Twobonex.
4(19.0%)

Hot damn, I'm just blanking over here. Um, did Michael Knight get totally robbed last week with his coffee filter dress or what?

Robbed. Totally Robbed.
7(36.8%)
Meh.
6(31.6%)
The Geena Davis Manlady's coat beats them both.
4(21.1%)
Thank you for not reminding me about losing Milan.
2(10.5%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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