The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #785720 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

coldblackncold -- Have we suffered enough nostalgia merchandise?

The present is a lot harder to market than the past.
8(40.0%)
Hipster t-shirts with Wonderbread logos on them are so fresh! Especially when the logo is changed to make some kind of sexual innuendo!
2(10.0%)
Not until I see some M.A.S.K. stuff.
8(40.0%)
What's nostalgia if you don't have some clutter to go with it?
2(10.0%)

htothem -- Why can't you hassel the hoff?

The Germans won't put up with it. And nobody wants that.
4(20.0%)
If you spent over 20 years in a perpetual state of quasi-infamy, you wouldn't take well to hassling either.
5(25.0%)
You can try, but the guy's as cool as a cucumber. He it's not that he can't be hassled, it's that he won't be.
6(30.0%)
He'll stab you with a chandelier.
5(25.0%)

absolutcalm -- What TV sitcom catchphrase is best to use during sex (Example: Sanford & Son- "Oh baby, I think it's the big one!")

Three's Company: "Mommy!"
0(0.0%)
Leave it to Beaver: "I'm worried about the Beaver."
5(25.0%)
The Andy Griffith Show: "Nip it in the bud!"
2(10.0%)
Family Matters: "Did I do that?"
13(65.0%)

renob423 -- can vitrual reality make you smarted like it did for jobe?

If you give me the microfilm, I will give you the wool.
4(20.0%)
We don't go to school. We have beds that teach us stuff.
3(15.0%)
Um, yes?
4(20.0%)
Is this about that Aerosmith video?
9(45.0%)

clockwatcher -- Fish or gerbil? I can't tell if this is meant to be statistical, sexual, or some sort of Dada statement. Whatever it is, I like it.

Fish.
15(78.9%)
Gerbil.
4(21.1%)

eideteker -- What is the greatest musical question of all time? If I remember correctly, the last time you asked this, the answer you were looking for was "Why-oh-why do only fools fall in love?"" HUH-BURN!

Does anybody really know what time it is?
7(36.8%)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
7(36.8%)
Do you really wanna hurt me?
3(15.8%)
Who let the doggs out?
2(10.5%)

ao -- Work has a flex hour plan of 9x9hr days and a day off. The only thing is, because they are staffed by idiots, I can't actually take the day off w/o the office burning down and ritual suicide. How shall I make the office pay for killing me?

Sounds like taking the flex day aughtta show 'em.
8(42.1%)
Ever so subtly move things around on people's desks when they're gone. Leave open a drawer or two.
5(26.3%)
Initiate a T-Days Only bathing policy.
1(5.3%)
Inundate them all with canned office banter, but change juuuust a few words. For example, "Working hard or working hardly!?"
5(26.3%)

soarjubs -- Is the friday poll SUPPOSED to feel like an internet humor glory hole?

11(55.0%)
I'd say it feels more like a pop culture daisy chain.
2(10.0%)
Refresh your Friends List. Ain't nuthin better to do today than indulge in a little masturbatory comedy.
3(15.0%)
It sure does. And it makes us fell all clever and hip when we are in on the jokes.
4(20.0%)

subbes -- Best bumpersticker of 2006?

TEAM LACHEY
4(21.1%)
Honk if you saw Posideon
2(10.5%)
Mel Gibson is my Designated Driver
9(47.4%)
I've got Two Tickets to Taradise!
4(21.1%)

friendship7 -- As you vote for this question, my office is throwing me a going away party. I haven't spoken to more than 3 different people in the last year. It's going to be as awkward as...

Stopping at the convenience store for condoms and being recognized by the cashier as your lab partner in 7th grade.
5(27.8%)
Right after asking what the hell that smell is, realizing it's what your host has prepared for dinner.
8(44.4%)
Trying to make conversation with a nun.
2(11.1%)
Running into your gynecologist at the supermarket.
3(16.7%)

twicketface -- Best dish to bring to a work potluck?

Revenge. Served cold.
8(42.1%)
Kerri's Corny Casserole: 1 box Chicken Flavor Rice-a-Roni (prepared), 8oz. Cheez Whiz, 1 can Cream of Celery Soup, 3 cans corn (drained). Mix well in 9x13 dish. Bake covered at 400° for 30mins.
1(5.3%)
A dozen Popeye's biscuits. Or three.
5(26.3%)
Deviled Eggs. If for no other reason than to get people to say your Deviled Eggs are better than that other chump's Deviled Eggs.
5(26.3%)

calamine_tea -- Is the Rapture upon us?

Based on the staggering increase of people eating cars and eating bars, I'd say so.
8(40.0%)
It must be. No wonder the Scientologists are stealing all the headlines.
4(20.0%)
I made the mistake of driving past a church last Sunday morning. I can say with confidence it is not.
3(15.0%)
Ya know, I have noticed a lot fewer Mormon cyclists roaming around...
5(25.0%)

In honor of all the Back to School stuff I'm seeing around, which of the following lunchroom snack/dessert items was your favorite?

Ice Cream Sandwich
5(26.3%)
Pseudo-Oreos
1(5.3%)
Chocolate Chip Cookie
1(5.3%)
King Cone
1(5.3%)
Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bar
2(10.5%)
Peanut Butter Wafers
2(10.5%)
Some sort of orange cracker sandwich with peanut butter or cheese.
3(15.8%)
Frozefruit bar
0(0.0%)

Oh hot damn that reminds me. Remember those giant Oreos that were like 5" around?

Fucking A.
12(60.0%)
Wait, the what now?
8(40.0%)

While I'm at it, have you or have you not had the luxury of eating a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pudding Pie?

Fucking A.
5(25.0%)
Wait, the what now?
15(75.0%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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