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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #790666 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm -- If you put Walker (Texas Ranger), MacGyver, B.A Burrakis (Mr. T) and Magnum P.I. on an island and set them to kill each other, ala Battle Royale, who would come out alive (and why)?

Magnum P.I. He's got the home-court advantage. And the best 'stache.
3(15.0%)
B.A. Baracus. There really was no island and the other guys weren't there. Frikkin' Nam, man.
7(35.0%)
MacGuyver. He brought 'em down using a bolas he made from B.A.'s chains and Walker's spurs, and then smothered them all with Magnum's Hawaiian shirt.
5(25.0%)
Walker Texas Ranger. Because Chuck Norris is the #1 cause of death on desert islands.
5(25.0%)

coldblackncold -- :P?

I'm just joshin'. Ya know, being silly/cute/fun.
4(20.0%)
FINE, then. Piss on you.
4(20.0%)
You got me there, I guess.
4(20.0%)
Allow me to emphasise the suckage of this complaint with this tongue-sticking.
5(25.0%)
Due to the ambiguous meaning of this emoticon, I rarely if ever use it.
3(15.0%)

ao -- Bubble-O-Bill, Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutles Ice cream bar, or Super Mario Bros. ice cream bar? If you didn't eat any of them, you FAILED. I expect everyone reading this to have eaten them all at least once, with the exception of you filthy foreigners (you know who you are). The question is, which one was the best?

Bubble-O-Bill.
5(25.0%)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ice Cream Bar.
7(35.0%)
Super Mario Bros. Ice Cream Bar.
2(10.0%)
Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bars. I'm a sucker for the classics.
6(30.0%)

observacious -- Attitude upon returning to work after a vacation: Refreshed & ready or Dazed & confused

Refreshed & ready.
1(5.0%)
Dazed & confused.
10(50.0%)
My work has me so tightly chained to them with Blackberries and cell phones that while I'm robbed of the chance to completely relax, I don't have to suffer that week-back frenzy.
4(20.0%)
Funny how the more you work, the more vacation time you get, and the less likely it is you can pry yourself away to use that time.
5(25.0%)

eideteker -- Wait, where the hell are my pants?

If they were up your butt you'd know it.
6(30.0%)
Probably in the same place you left the last shred of your dignity.
5(25.0%)
Retrace your steps: when was the last time you had pants?
5(25.0%)
What do you mean? You never had pants.
4(20.0%)

soarjubs -- Should I give Eideteker his shitty T.J. Maxx pants back

He probably thinks he lost them in the throes of passion with some hot chick. Let the man dream.
7(35.0%)
Hell no. They're worth at least $9.99 in store credit.
1(5.0%)
Why? The sign says No Shirt No Shoes No Service.
9(45.0%)
You have to. He really has no idea where they are. This is getting cruel.
3(15.0%)

friendship7 -- Have you heard the one about the lactose intolerant guy who ate two oreo klondike bars while drunk the night before moving on the hottest day of summer?

Every load was a blast!
9(45.0%)
Usually people collect a deposit when they move out!
3(15.0%)
Forget what you'll do for a Klondike bar, what will the Klondike bar do for you?
5(25.0%)
The U-Haul wasn't the only thing moving that day!
3(15.0%)

twicketface -- Do you get more wet walking in the rain or running in the rain?

Walking. Running only makes the rain hit you harder and the puddles splash you more.
1(5.0%)
Running. The faster you get out of the rain, the less wet you get.
2(10.0%)
You're going to get wet because it's raining. Stay the hell inside.
17(85.0%)

calamine_tea -- Have you ever seen a cat sleep like this?

No, but I've been known to sleep like that.
1(5.0%)
HANG IN THERE!
5(25.0%)
How can something so tiny and precious be such a filthy and brutal whore?
4(20.0%)
Do an image search for sleeping cat. Your head will explode.
10(50.0%)

renob423 -- what happens to the thermol pod after you throw it?

The wizard makes a reflex save.
3(15.0%)
The carcasses of the slain ice dwarfs, no longer frozen, start stinking to high heaven.
2(10.0%)
Jabba offers you 35,000 for the wookie.
6(30.0%)
You slay the wizard and return the dwarf carcasses to their homeland. The dwarf king throws a feast in your honor. The Dwarven beer and the Dwarven women are dark, stout, and plentiful, and you partake in more than your share of both.
9(45.0%)

sublimal -- In mother russia...

Friday Poll answers you!
10(50.0%)
eideteker's pants steal soarjubs!
4(20.0%)
Crabs get a case of the Paris Hilton!
4(20.0%)
Couches jump on Tom Cruise!
2(10.0%)

rskipwo -- Is Anderson Cooper gay? I think he is, Dale says he's just metrosexual.

Gay as a French Horn.
3(15.0%)
He's in touch with his inner queen, but he gets more beaver than you can shake a stick at.
9(45.0%)
Metrosexual? Gay? Tomato, Tomahto.
6(30.0%)
I reject the idea that a man who grooms himself is metrosexual. Why does it have to be that a clean guy is somehow psychologically "washing off" his homosexuality? Can't he just be hygienic?
2(10.0%)

From our Friend of the Friday Poll: In ten years what will VH1 most make fun of about this decade?

How silly we were to call it "Instant Messenger" before mindconnectiv technology when we actually had to type.
0(0.0%)
How people on reality shows would actually do crazy things for a million dollars. Come on, a million dollars? You make more money working at iBurger.
8(38.1%)
How we fell for all those hip-hop "deaths".
3(14.3%)
That time on the View when Barbara Walters snapped, stood up, and called the entire studio audience "mouth-breathing cunt-dykes".
10(47.6%)

When we were in Natural Bridge, everywhere we went there were signs reminding people not to try and pay with a personal check. I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been working on the same tablet of checks since 1999. Who still uses checks?

I pay my bills with checks still. I don't quite trust online banking and I still kite sometimes.
3(15.0%)
I'm one of those assholes who still writes checks at the grocery store.
0(0.0%)
I keep checks around for those occasions where I have to give people money I owe them for whatever.
7(35.0%)
Seriously. Between PayPal, billpay, and debit cards, what's the point? The last three checks I used were to set up direct deposit at my last three jobs.
10(50.0%)

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