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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #849368 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

thedrandmr -- What will I go to hell for?

Probably the incidents surrounding the unpleasantness with the missing Nissan Maxima, bogus plane tickets, and the cocktail waitress at the Tropicana.
2(9.1%)
Essentially everything between March of 1998 and July of 2001.
6(27.3%)
You'll go for the canings and ritual blisterings, but you'll stay for the free chocolate milk.
8(36.4%)
Lying to your mother when you were three. Everything after that has just been gravy.
6(27.3%)

observacious -- Post Office Worker and similar shootings inspired the term "going postal." What phrase will emerge from the increasingly frequent school shootings?

Amish is the new Goth.
4(18.2%)
Don't make me go sophomore on your ass.
7(31.8%)
Some new gang someplace is going to call themselves The AV Club.
10(45.5%)
Michael Moore presents Bowling for Lancaster.
1(4.5%)

anonymous1327 -- should someone like robin williams really be president?

You mean someone who thinks the same tired old schtick works for 30 straight years?
9(40.9%)
You mean someone who is only good at their job with a skullful of nose candy?
9(40.9%)
Nobody who starred in Jakob the Liar should ever work again.
1(4.5%)
Yes, but if I'm voting for any has-been 70's sitcom actor, I'm voting Squiggy.
3(13.6%)

bobwhite -- What killed Karen Carpenter? (Lemon water according to Kim)

Pop Rocks with a Coke chaser.
6(27.3%)
She got sucked up by a forest fire extinguisher plane while she was snorkeling and got dropped.
4(18.2%)
She froze to death searching for the buried money from Fargo.
2(9.1%)
She was at home, alone and curious, so she got up on the fridge and started masturbating with a broomstick. Her husband came home early and startled her, and she fell off and impaled herself.
10(45.5%)

friendship7 -- I am addicted to...

Chapstick.
11(52.4%)
Flossing.
4(19.0%)
Candy Corn.
4(19.0%)
Antacids
2(9.5%)

subbes -- What do you wear to do laundry? Everythnig I own needs to be washed and I can't pick one thing AAAAAARGH

I have a whole stash of laundry/housecleaning/otherwise indoor clothing, mostly pieces retired from the usual rotation. These aren't really items that are chosen, they're more rummaged.
2(9.1%)
The ol' Snifferoo test.
8(36.4%)
Unless you have to go to the laundromat or a laundry room, I don't see why you'd have to wear anything at all.
10(45.5%)
Old bridesmaid dresses, Halloween costumes, or my interview suit.
2(9.1%)

soarjubs -- What is the proper etiquette for putting peoples car keys in my anus?

If they have a valet key chain, remove their house keys first.
1(4.5%)
There are no real hard and fast insertion rules, but be sure to tell them where the button is they have to push while pulling the key out.
4(18.2%)
Be sure to compliment them on their choice of automobile and mention how well they've maintained their keys.
6(27.3%)
Ask them about what time they'll need the keys back and have them ready at least five minutes early.
11(50.0%)

renob423 -- whats the best beck album? I'm not going to count every EP, unofficial album, single, remix collection, etc. or this could go on forever.

One Foot in the Grave
1(6.7%)
Stereopathic Soul Manure
1(6.7%)
Mellow Gold
5(33.3%)
Odelay
1(6.7%)
Mutations
3(20.0%)
Midnite Vultures
2(13.3%)
Sea Change
1(6.7%)
Guero
1(6.7%)
The Information
0(0.0%)

veejay -- Should I switch from boxers to boxer briefs - I hear they're comfortable, but am afraid they're a gateway undergarment to tidy whities

They seem more practical to me, what with the elastic-ish end on the legs. I would think the legs of boxers would bunch up all the time, but then again I rarely see guys smoothing out the legs of their boxers.
5(22.7%)
Go for it. Boxer briefs tend to do nice things for mens' asses.
5(22.7%)
Think of it less as a gateway and more of a compromise.
8(36.4%)
Laugh all you want at the whitie-wearers, but who's gonna be laughing when you boxer guys are pulling your balls out of toilet water when you're 70?
4(18.2%)

Which begs the question, is it:

Tidy whities.
0(0.0%)
Tighty whities.
21(100.0%)

eideteker -- Is it luck? Is it luck? Is it luck? Is it lu-uh-uck?

Dude, we've been going so easy on you lately. THIS is how you repay us?
6(27.3%)
Ok I googled your reference. While I've seen this album in almost 80% of people's collections, I never knew anyone to actually listen to it.
6(27.3%)
Don't even try to say this has some sort of secret message in it.
4(18.2%)
It's not luck. It's all in who you know.
6(27.3%)

From Evan: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Because pointing to their wrist means "I don't have a watch on and need to know what time it is." Pointing to your crotch in the same situation would mean "I don't have my genetals on and need to take a whiz."
13(59.1%)
They're worried the signal would be misinterpreted as "Mind if I jack off in front of you?"
6(27.3%)
So THAT's what that bum means...he doesn't know where the bathroom is!
2(9.1%)
Seriously. Since "do you have the time" is such a standard pickup line, pointing at your jonx and asking where the can is would really get the message across.
1(4.5%)

Since Infectious Disease or Ikea Product was so fun last week, let's do My Little Pony or Bath & Body Works Scent! And, like last week, NO CHEATING. Honeysuckle

My Little Pony.
10(45.5%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
12(54.5%)

Sugarberry

My Little Pony.
15(65.2%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
8(34.8%)

Strawberry Surprise

My Little Pony.
9(40.9%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
13(59.1%)

Peach Nectar

My Little Pony.
4(17.4%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
19(82.6%)

Cotton Blossom

My Little Pony.
13(56.5%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
10(43.5%)

Pearberry

My Little Pony.
5(21.7%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
18(78.3%)

Applejack

My Little Pony.
20(87.0%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
3(13.0%)

Cherries Jubilee

My Little Pony.
11(47.8%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
12(52.2%)

Strawberry Lemonade

My Little Pony.
6(26.1%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
17(73.9%)

Tropical Breeze

My Little Pony.
4(17.4%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
19(82.6%)

Sweet Pea

My Little Pony.
16(69.6%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
7(30.4%)

Coco Cabana

My Little Pony.
6(26.1%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
17(73.9%)

Blueberry Baskets

My Little Pony.
8(34.8%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
15(65.2%)

Peony

My Little Pony.
13(56.5%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
10(43.5%)

Mint Dreams

My Little Pony.
13(56.5%)
Bath & Body Works Scent.
10(43.5%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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