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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #859553 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm -- Most Obnoxious "Adult" Halloween Costume of the 2006 season

The Plug-and-Socket laugh-riot couples costume. I don't get it. Is there some sort of double-entendre here?
4(26.7%)
Wow. More than one person dressed up like a Giant Vagina this year, and I'm not talking about all the people who still go as The Crow.
7(46.7%)
The Hustler Comic come-to-life White Pearls Hand Lotion costume. It would be funnier if it were rejuvenating eye cream.
1(6.7%)
Appalacian Fellow with Sheep on Penis. I saw a similar one with a blowup doll around a guy's waist or something but hell if I could say which is funnier.
3(20.0%)

renob423 -- should i start saving for a $600 ps3 or a $350 xbox360? or that nintendo thing (even though they havn't made a good system in like 15 years)

I will not have any disparaging of Nintendo on any level. Nintendo consistently makes solid, playable, fun, and reliable systems that are actually ready for market when they're released.
9(64.3%)
Two words. Dead Rising.
2(14.3%)
$600 now and $50 a year for the rest of your life. Sony's got football wrapped around it's little finger.
1(7.1%)
They really should charge $360 for the Xbox360. The marketing guys over there really fell asleep at the wheel.
2(14.3%)

eideteker -- When Did Eddie Murphy 'jump the shark'?

The Remember the Time Video.
6(46.2%)
When he started doing animated movie voices.
1(7.7%)
Dr. Dolittle.
4(30.8%)
The PJ's.
2(15.4%)

subbes -- DORAEMON IS AN ANIME CHARACTER NOT A SNACK FOOD. Duly noted. P.S. My question is: why don't more people own lunchboxes?

Lunchboxes were best when they sported the hippest, most withit pop culture icons. Who the hell would we have on them now? Lil Jon?
1(7.1%)
It's a metal lunch box or ain't a lunch box. God forbid they make anything out of metal anymore.
6(42.9%)
Thanks to the ubiquity of the 20oz soda bottle, the Thermos is obsolete.
4(28.6%)
There's no way we could fit the customary enormous portions in those little boxes.
3(21.4%)

observacious -- What if eHarmony started using its "29 proven measures of compatibly" to match people to their ideal jobs?

You'd go on a few awkward first interviews, maybe even take some 401k pamphlets, but eventually you'd realize all those employers were tools and the best way to find a job is through people you know anyway.
6(42.9%)
What seemed to be a great job online--excellent pay, good location, solid advancement potential--turns out to have lost a few thousand dollars, moved, and stagnated since when the description was written.
4(28.6%)
Grey's Anatomy would be riddled with commercials featuring positive exchanges between blissfully happy bosses and their dedicated subordinates.
1(7.1%)
Eventually you'll have to get a new AIM handle because you can't log on for four minutes before some HR manager tries to send you to their recruiting website.
3(21.4%)

soarjubs -- Silverhawks. Underrated and mostly forgotten. Why?

The what now?
4(30.8%)
I was a G-Force kid, myself.
2(15.4%)
2(15.4%)
They didn't have the same sort of mass-production interchangeability as Voltron when made in toy form.
5(38.5%)

From Evan: If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?

It doesn't really matter. The shit of bread landing butter side down is it ends up with hair and stuff in it. I betcha the butter on catbread is already all hairy.
3(20.0%)
I like the idea of buttering a cat directly: holding it up with your hand under its belly, humming quietly to yourself as you dip a spatula in the Country Crock tub, making sure to spread with the grain of the cat's fur, and him purring the whole time.
2(13.3%)
It's a fact: the cat will literally split in half, both killing the cat and destroying the bread. It's the ultimate lose/lose situation.
6(40.0%)
The cat will still land on his feet, duh. Like a piece of buttered bread is heavy enough to throw off his balance.
4(26.7%)

For a little change of pace, please submit YOUR QUESTION HERE, and carry on to This or That if you wish.

This week's This or That (isn't that just the most clever name ever) is inspired by the incomprehensibly awesome Metalocalypse: Scandinavian Death Metal Band or Atari 2600 Game! Night Stalker.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
5(35.7%)
Atari 2600 Game.
9(64.3%)

Merciless.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
14(100.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
0(0.0%)

Dimension Zero.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
7(50.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
7(50.0%)

Armor Ambush.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
2(14.3%)
Atari 2600 Game.
12(85.7%)

Entombed.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
7(50.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
7(50.0%)

Dark Chambers.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
4(28.6%)
Atari 2600 Game.
10(71.4%)

In Flames.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
14(100.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
0(0.0%)

Killer Satellites.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
9(64.3%)
Atari 2600 Game.
5(35.7%)

Zyklon.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
7(50.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
7(50.0%)

Nightrage.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
9(69.2%)
Atari 2600 Game.
4(30.8%)

Wizard of Wor.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
7(50.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
7(50.0%)

Skyfire.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
7(50.0%)
Atari 2600 Game.
7(50.0%)

Berzerk.

Scandinavian Death Metal Band.
1(7.1%)
Atari 2600 Game.
13(92.9%)
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