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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #864646 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

renob423 -- do they still make airwalk shoes? Yes they do. I saw a pair of them on my boyfriend's feet the other day. Sebastian Bach vs. Vince Neil: 1989.

Sebastian Bach.
10(66.7%)
Vince Neil.
5(33.3%)

And, just for shits & giggles, Sebastian Bach vs. Vince Neil: 2006.

Sebastian Bach.
9(60.0%)
Vince Neil.
6(40.0%)

ao -- I'm having trouble coming up with all new levels of racist and/or profane jokes. Why is that?

The PC Police have gotten to you. Not overtly, but it's happened. It's like they crept in at night and shaved your balls. You don't feel entirely castrated, but something's different.
1(6.2%)
Take a more zen approach. We are at our most offensive when we reject the constructs of society. Become one with yourself and only then can you truly offend.
7(43.8%)
Branch out into some different groups. I haven't seen nearly enough of your work in the Gook or Dead Hooker/Baby departments.
2(12.5%)
Because you're as stupid and lazy as a retarded Mexican.
6(37.5%)

twicketface -- Most underutilized resume adjective?

To Bang. Bang out over 90wpm.
2(12.5%)
To School. Schooled fellow employees on the nuanced differences between Chicago and AP styles.
5(31.2%)
To Spank. Spanked sales competition with consecutive Region I Quarterly Trade Records.
8(50.0%)
To Flow. Flowed fresh articles biweekly on the company website and quarterly in the magazine.
1(6.2%)

eideteker -- What

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.
4(25.0%)
She screamed her hands off.
4(25.0%)
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
6(37.5%)
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts!
2(12.5%)

soarjubs -- Why don't other legendary monsters have adjectives like "abominable"?

Because The Avoidant Creature doesn't ring as well as Loch Ness Monster.
1(6.2%)
Bigfoot doesn't need fancy adjectives. Big. Foot. Done.
8(50.0%)
Because "Yeti" alone doesn't strike the same kind of chord as "Chupacabra".
4(25.0%)
Maybe if they had cooler adjectives, some of the lesser known monsters might be more popular. Like the Shuddersome Kraken or the Menacing Jackelope.
3(18.8%)

observacious -- How are you celebrating Veteran's Day?

Having already spent my floating holiday in honor of Christopher Columbus, I must abstain from celebrating veterans. The company calendar isn't big enough for the both of them.
2(12.5%)
Fourteen hours of Call of Duty 2.
7(43.8%)
Speaking English, watching titties on a cheap Japanese TV, and eating bagels. Get it? Because if the Nazis won we wouldn't have so much awesome Jewish food? eh? eh?
5(31.2%)
Spending 48 drunken in Panama, giving the local strippers more money than they'll see all year, smoking an entire carton of cigarettes, and coming home with a tattoo of something you're not sure you know what it means.
2(12.5%)

subbes -- Would it be cruel to make my cat wear a diaper? He keeps getting poo on the bed.

Start shitting on the windowsill. That'll learn 'im.
2(12.5%)
If he's not shitting in your bed but somehow bringing shit to it, I don't think the problem is going to be solved by putting a daiper on him.
2(12.5%)
If by "cruel" you mean "hilarious", then yes, it's cruel. It's "cruel" to put ponytail holders on their feet and socks on their heads too but we all do it.
9(56.2%)
Sounds like somebody needs a CatSeat.
3(18.8%)

thedrandmr -- Which of the painkillers I took this week was the most fun? Percoset, Vicodin, Darvocet, booze or Ibuprofen. (hint: not ibuprofen)

Percoset.
6(37.5%)
Vicodin.
6(37.5%)
Darvocet.
1(6.2%)
Booze.
1(6.2%)
Ibuprofen. Shit, wait. No.
2(12.5%)

From Evan: If we aren't supposed to eat people, why are they made out of meat?

It's just a cultural thing, man. Cats and dogs are made out of meat too, and it's just our "hangups" that keep us from eating them.
6(37.5%)
I learned at a very young age that things that seem the same aren't always the same. If you've ever eaten some of the berries off the bushes and trees in your yard, you hear me loud and clear.
4(25.0%)
People have personality. Personality goes a long way.
2(12.5%)
All the soaps and whatnot that we use permeate our flesh and ruin the taste. Ever notice the tastiest meats always come from the dirtiest animals?
4(25.0%)

Please submit YOUR QUESTION HERE, and carry on to This or That if you wish.

This week's This or That went through a few incarnations before it became what you see today. 1880's Baseball Player or Harlem Globetrotter? William "Buck" Ewing:

1880's Baseball Player.
6(37.5%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
10(62.5%)

Woodrow "Woody" Sauldsberry

1880's Baseball Player.
9(56.2%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
7(43.8%)

William H. "Adonis" Terry

1880's Baseball Player.
8(50.0%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
8(50.0%)

William "Pop" Gates

1880's Baseball Player.
9(56.2%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
7(43.8%)

Ferguson Arthur "Fergie" Jenkins

1880's Baseball Player.
8(50.0%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
8(50.0%)

Frank George "Noodles" Hahn

1880's Baseball Player.
5(31.2%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
11(68.8%)

George "Meadowlark" Lemon

1880's Baseball Player.
8(50.0%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
8(50.0%)

William "Brickyard" Kennedy

1880's Baseball Player.
10(62.5%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
6(37.5%)

Walter L. "Mother" Watson

1880's Baseball Player.
7(43.8%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
9(56.2%)

Reece "Goose" Tatum

1880's Baseball Player.
6(37.5%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
10(62.5%)

John Good "Long John" Reilly

1880's Baseball Player.
9(56.2%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
7(43.8%)

James William "Ducky" Holmes

1880's Baseball Player.
11(68.8%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
5(31.2%)

Nathaniel "Sweetwater" Clifton

1880's Baseball Player.
4(25.0%)
Harlem Globetrotter.
12(75.0%)
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