The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Monday Poll Time!

Poll #876365 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

soarjubs -- Finish this sentence in the best way possible: "Like 'em? I _________ 'em!"

guess, all things considered, you could say I don't hate 'em, but it would be a bit of a stretch to say I love 'em. Let's just say I'm lukewarm on
2(16.7%)
can't believe you're asking me this. Seriously, it's like you never listen to a word I say. I've told you over and over again and still you just don't get it. You know I like
6(50.0%)
haven't really vocalized it to myself yet. Things have been moving so fast and it's been this sort of roller-coaster ride of emotion. But if you asked me, I guess I would have to say, yeah. I love
1(8.3%)
would step over my dead mother, punch a nun, sell my soul, drink a gallon of motor oil, give up flossing for the rest of my life, and tattoo the word "onion" on my forehead for
3(25.0%)

htothem -- What do I want for Xmas?

observacious -- What's the best Christmas gift for one's parents?

Another wine bottle opener.
0(0.0%)
Another gift certificate to that "Macaroni Grill" restaurant they love so much.
1(8.3%)
Another CD by some old-news former rocker trying to cash in on nostalgia, i.e., that Rod Stewart turd, whateverthefuck by Joni Mitchell, or "Please Forget About Broadway" by Bob Dylan.
5(41.7%)
Another bigass coffee table book about the Civil War, Renoir, or the history of the Empire State Building.
6(50.0%)

renob423 -- are you gonna go see the new simpsons movie when it comes out?

Hell yes.
3(27.3%)
Like all new Simpsons things, I can't really be bothered to see it when it first airs, but I'll probably catch it on rental.
1(9.1%)
If I found out the movie was written when the Simpsons were funny and just had been hidden in a vault for 10 years, I'd camp out for six months to see it. Otherwise? See above.
4(36.4%)
It's going to be shit and you know it. The movie versions are never as funny, especially when the fad is years past its prime.
3(27.3%)

friendship7 -- You are caught in a maze of twisted metal, smoldering upholstery, and soon to be scrap parts after anautomobile accident that resembles the Gordion Knot. How do you get out?

With soiled underpants.
3(27.3%)
Wrapping the seat belt around my fist, I smash the remnants of the window and clear the shards out of the sill. Grabbing on to the roof, I hoist myself out the window, Dukes-style.
4(36.4%)
I scramble between the driver and passenger seats, pull down the rear bench and yank the emergency "I've been kidnapped" trunk release to hop out the back.
1(9.1%)
Sobbing piteously as the kind volunteer fireman talks me out of a total panic, calmly raises the handle, extends a hand, and opens the door for me.
3(27.3%)

coldblackncold -- Is Earl Hickey Virgil and Randy Hickey Dante?

Jason Lee wasn't in that movie. And I don't remember anybody named Virgil.
7(58.3%)
I dunno about that, but if you want to compare them to Frodo and Sam, I'm all ears.
2(16.7%)
I'd think Earl is Dante and Randy is Virgil. Remember that episode when they realized Randy's purpose was to help Earl with the list?
1(8.3%)
I'm surprised I even understood your reference here.
2(16.7%)

ao -- I thought you said "no political questions" in polls. Why did thedrandmr get one? Because I am judge, jury, and executioner here. Why wasn't one of the answers at least HIV or cancer? Because the answers provided were funnier than that. Can-Shaped Cranberry Sauce or Whole Berry Kind.

Can-Shaped Jelly.
6(54.5%)
Whole Berry.
5(45.5%)

matic -- Best Style of Beer

Cheap American Translucent.
5(45.5%)
Bourgie Microbrew.
2(18.2%)
Thick 'n' Foamy.
3(27.3%)
Water/Hops/Barley/Yeast style.
1(9.1%)

eideteker -- What's this year's hottest Christmas gift?

The Furby.
1(9.1%)
Tamagotchi.
3(27.3%)
Teletubbies.
1(9.1%)
Cabbage Patch Kids.
6(54.5%)

subbes -- Why do scifi and fantasy authors think they cane give ridiculous names to ordinary things and not look like the cheap hacks they are?

What are you talking about? I would love to have a Personal Intracommunications Device. Just imagine - you could talk to anyone at any time!
2(16.7%)
Tell me about it. For once, I'd like to see a television or movie alien or monster race that isn't a bipedal hominid between four and seven feet tall.
3(25.0%)
The average consumer can't wrap their mind around anything too different or scary. They have to be able to imagine themselves in these environments.
3(25.0%)
You see, they wanted to make the stories all fantastical and with extra monsters and extra morality, but 1977 technology didn't allow it.
4(33.3%)

absolutcalm -- Who Will Win the Might 7th Generation CONSOLE WAR

The Vtech V.Absorb® Trigonometry Orb.
4(33.3%)
iFun 2030.
2(16.7%)
Sony PSI, the gaming implant chip.
3(25.0%)
For the first time ever, the gamers.
3(25.0%)

From Evan: If you had to be stuck in a tv show, which one would you choose?

Growing Pains. Strong family unit, positive male role model, impish but goodhearted siblings, patient conflict resolution. The utopian upbringing I never had sniff.
2(16.7%)
Star Trek: The Next Generation. Holodeck. Sure it's like wishing for more wishes, but shit man. Holo. Deck.
6(50.0%)
Lost. My hair never looks as good and my armpits as hairless even when I have a shower and products to use.
1(8.3%)
King of Queens/Yes Dear/Why I Nailed Your Mother/etc. I would be the funniest person on earth.
3(25.0%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

This weeks' This or That is an ace soarjubs gave me I've been keeping up my sleeve for a day when I just can't come up with anything. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dungeons & Dragons Module or Choose Your Own Adventure Book! To Find a King.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
2(25.0%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
6(75.0%)

The Curse of Batterslea Hall.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
6(75.0%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
2(25.0%)

In Search of the Unknown.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
5(62.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
3(37.5%)

Shady Dragon Inn.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
5(62.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
3(37.5%)

The Dragons' Den.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
5(62.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
3(37.5%)

Beyond the Crystal Cave.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
4(50.0%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
4(50.0%)

The Case of the Silk King.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
1(12.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
7(87.5%)

The Secret of Bone Hill.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
1(12.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
7(87.5%)

The Treasure of the Onyx Dragon.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
4(50.0%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
4(50.0%)

The Forest Oracle.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
7(87.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
1(12.5%)

Path of the Crusaders.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
5(62.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
3(37.5%)

Isle of the Ape.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
4(50.0%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
4(50.0%)

The Forbidden Castle.

Dungeons & Dragons Module.
3(37.5%)
Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
5(62.5%)
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