The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #884587 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

observacious -- With a Mexican Elvis performing at the Black Cat and a play about a Chinese Elvis running a Woolly Mammoth, who will be the next ethnically-diverse Elvis to penetrate the DC market?

Jiggity Jig (hee-haw hee-haw) It's Italiano Elvis! Jiggity Jig (hee-haw hee-haw) The Italian Christmas Elvis!
2(18.2%)
To make improvement on national reputation ruined by slimy Jew, please to welcome Kazakhstani Elvis!
4(36.4%)
An icon of the westernization of the Middle East, we're pleased to present Al-Vis!
4(36.4%)
Eight lights gleamin gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire! I gotta whole lotta gelt and I’m ready to spin so I hope it lands on gimel! Oh well there's donuts and latkes and applesauce. Lady Luck please, let the dreidel stay hot. Happy Hannukkah!
1(9.1%)

friendship7 -- The most plausible explanation for the connection between James Caan and the symbolism of dirt is...

Other than The Godfather, most of his career doesn't add up to much more than a pile of it?
1(9.1%)
After Sonny's death scene, you couldn't really tell the difference between the two.
3(27.3%)
I saw For the Boys on one of my first dates ever. In retrospect, I'd rather have eaten dirt than gone on that date.
0(0.0%)
Hey! James Caan is on TV now! Who knew?
7(63.6%)

eideteker -- Best excuse for an athiest to get out of participating in Christmas this year?

"Sorry, I hate fun."
3(27.3%)
"Remember when this December presents holiday used to be about religion? I'm still sour about that. No candy canes for me, thanks."
2(18.2%)
"No thanks, I celebrate Festivus."
4(36.4%)
"I've uh...got some DVDs to catch up on."
2(18.2%)

renob423 -- remember when that guy hit a golf ball on the moon? well whats the coolest thing you can think of to blast into outerspace just for the hell of it?

I like to launch my gum as far as I can when I spit it out. I imagine on the moon it would be way more awesome.
1(9.1%)
99 Red Balloons. What can I say? I'm a sucker for the 80's.
5(45.5%)
Two words. Potato. Gun.
3(27.3%)
A pinata full of human artifacts for the aliens to discover and destroy with glee. Come to think of it, why aren't all "time capsules" made out of pinatas? That would make opening them way more fun.
2(18.2%)

twicketface -- Why does baby poop not smell as bad as baby spit-up?

Maybe if you put baby powder around their mouth after every time they spit up it would smell better.
2(18.2%)
It's warm, half-digested milk. What did you expect?
3(27.3%)
It's nature's twisted way of reminding us things are never how we think they should be.
0(0.0%)
Funny how relative things become once you're a parent.
6(54.5%)

coldblackncold -- Now that Casino Royale has been out for a while, what is the opinion on the new Bond?

The crowd seems to like him. I dunno...I still can't give shit less about this whole James Bond thing.
4(36.4%)
Second best Bond. And that's about as good as anybody can ever get.
2(18.2%)
Meh. I still can't get over the hair.
2(18.2%)

soarjubs -- Should I eat this?: http://img158.imageshack.us/my.php?image=majigxc5.jpg

Sure. You should always eat things in blurry pictures.
2(18.2%)
Did it move? I could swear it just moved.
4(36.4%)
I recommend eating it like you would a gummi worm: laying it on your bottom row of teeth and chomping down.
1(9.1%)
No, but five bucks says you will.
4(36.4%)

TWOFER!!! From Evan: What kind of act would you do in the circus?

Something acrobatic. Trapeze, human pyramids...anything to wear genital-outlining spandex.
2(18.2%)
Something with the animals. Specifically, teaching bears how to drive little cars.
1(9.1%)
The Ringmaster. This is my circus. You do what I say.
5(45.5%)
A Clown. I'd get to wear makeup and dance around knowing I'm the actualization of fear for half the kids in the audience.
3(27.3%)

TWOFER!!! From Evan: Bonus: What kind of act would you do in the Adult Circus?

Something acrobatic. Swings, inversion beds...anything to wear genital-exposing spandex.
2(18.2%)
Something with the animals. Specifically, the donkey show.
0(0.0%)
The Ringmaster. All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!
6(54.5%)
A Clown. I'd get to wear makeup and squirt people in the eye with my trick "flower".
3(27.3%)

Best Christmas Special:

How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
4(36.4%)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
1(9.1%)
A Charlie Brown Christmas.
2(18.2%)
Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas.
4(36.4%)

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