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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #889433 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

observacious -- It's beginning to look a lot like...?

Sweet 'n' Lo is going the way of the dodo.
3(23.1%)
I'm going to be royally fooked if my shipment from Overstock doesn't show up soon.
3(23.1%)
I should finally get around to tossing out all those VHS tapes I'm still holding on to.
4(30.8%)
The snack food/toy choking hazard/cigarettes lawsuit terrorists have already won.
3(23.1%)

friendship7 -- My Christmas eve drink of choice is

Rum & Crystal Light.
2(20.0%)
Arbor Mist.
2(20.0%)
Mad Dog Sprite-zers.
3(30.0%)
Three Buck Chuck.
3(30.0%)

renob423 -- 1. how would you feel if your home town had a toilet named after it? 2. what does your mom do for a living?

If my town had a really common name, like Bristow, I'd probably think it was just some coincidence/She's an Administrative Assistant, why?
3(23.1%)
A lot like the people of Allentown did when the song came out: proud and excited, then stricken with horror when I realize what it actually means/Diner Waitress.
3(23.1%)
Shitty/Truck Driver.
4(30.8%)
Litigatey/Mumsy doesn't work, she volunteers.
3(23.1%)

subbes -- What if you have lemons, but you don't want to make lemonade?

Take your half-empty glass of sugar water and go home.
3(23.1%)
Poke a few cloves in them and place them in a festive glass bowl as a tasteful holiday centerpiece.
1(7.7%)
Something with chicken and capers and pasta, I suppose.
2(15.4%)
Cut them in half, stick them in a mason jar with a bottle of vodka and some ice and sugar. Wait about 6 hours, shaking occasionally.
7(53.8%)

eideteker -- What will be the hot news story for 2007?

E coli outbreaks escalate, vegetarianism passé. PETA claims bankruptcy, victimhood, accuses renegade omnivores of shitting in fields.
3(23.1%)
Study shows adoption odds better in Africa, Asia. New program founded to deport American orphans.
2(15.4%)
Nicole Ritchie dips to 47lb, cries for help. America: "You're still the ugly one."
6(46.2%)
Fall NBC Lineup to include 'To Catch an Arsonist', 'To Catch an Insider Trader', Earl, Office.
2(15.4%)

absolutcalm -- So its festivus and your with a gaggle of TV execs: air your grievances.

Enough with this crap of starting shows 2 minutes early or running them 3 minutes late. Face it, dipwads. TiVo is here to stay.
3(23.1%)
The whole idiot husband/smart wife advertisement trope is tired and done with. If these chicks are supposed to be so savvy, why are they with these morons?
5(38.5%)
Stop putting clips from dream sequences in the "Next week on..." previews. Just. Stop.
3(23.1%)
I don't ever want to tune in at 8pm hoping to watch the Amazing Race and see Andy Rooney's smug irrelevant face staring back at me ever again.
2(15.4%)

With Macys using the Beatles' "From Me To You" and JCPenney using Fatboy Slim's "Wonderful Night", what will be next year's okay-we-can't-say-Christmas-but-please-please-please-keep-buying-presents-for-everyone-you-know-this-December-we-need-this-hell-the-economy-needs-this secular pop song?

A mashup of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and the Police's Roxanne.
2(15.4%)
Give it to me Baby, Rick James.
4(30.8%)
Sugar Daddy, The Jackson Five.
0(0.0%)
A remake of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus to Personal Santa.
7(53.8%)

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