observacious -- How can we make 2007 truly The Best Year Ever (despite fickle VH1 specials to the contrary)?
Bring back the Super Size.
Jetpacks for all!
Daylight savings time applied to the work week: during daylight savings time, work days are reduced by one hour so people can make the most out of the daylight.
Actual working diet pill released allowing people to eat whatever they want whenever they want to.
tarpo -- I don't need to ask anything.. What I don't already know I can bluff through
Ask no questions and you will have no answers.
absolutcalm -- I'm 5'9, 165 pounds. I wear glasses. I'm black, though light-skinned. How big is my penis?
Since you're asking? Probably not that big. Sorry, man.
Everything in the description you gave points to one adjective: average.
Light-skinned, schmight-skinned. If stereotypes have taught me anything (and they have) your cock should be monstrous.
I refuse to think about or comment upon the size of your or any other man's penis.
renob423 -- will blue tooth technology catch on and be in everything sometime soon, or will it go the way of the lazer disk and mini disk?
If anything, it could go the way of the BetaMax. First one in the game, first one to go obsolete.
Bluetooth will catch on, but the attempts to improve it by making it either too big or too small will fail miserably.
I can't imagine what else it would need to be in. Ipods, maybe? I can't really think of why my refrigerator would need to connect to the dishwasher or anything like that.
It's a fad. This whole cellular thing is nothing more than a big fat fad.
jerasue -- Which of my childhood hobbies/talents is most likely to be a lucrative talent, should i choose to cultivate it?
Glue consumption rarely gets much money for anyone. But it hardly needs to be cultivated, being so delicious and all.
If you were to start chasing men around singing "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" now, you'd probably get arrested.
My boyfriend's brother tortures bugs for a living and they call him a "scientist", so yes.
Nearly half the people in my office got to where they are by playing a modified version of the "repeat whatever the person just said" game. Probably a solid percentage of all corporate Vice Presidents have done the same.
THREEFER!!! eideteker -- (Special bonus optional triple question) Who else sets their clocks ahead to "trick" themselves into being on time? How far ahead? Does that shit ever work?
THREEFER!!! eideteker -- How far ahead? In minutes
Mean: 7.67 Median: 7 Std. Dev 5.00
THREEFER!!! eideteker -- Does that shit ever work?
Most of the time.
I always remember how far ahead I set it and just subtract it back, or still push the same limit only x minutes later.
I still think this is stupid.
segue -- Excuse me, but seeing that Ahnold only broke his leg skiing, I fear that you will perish and not journal the fact.
Unlike the years of strain Ahnold put on his body by exercising, my mostly-idle lifestyle has left me soft and supple; far more capable of avoiding bone breaks.
Skiing accidents are for California Celebrities cum Politicians. And Kennedys.
While the recap post isn't exactly true to it, the Skiing ability returned quickly; bravado of a 17-year-old gone forever. Safely enjoyed self on beginner slopes. answer from last week turned out to be most accurate.
I know I've been really slack in the post-writing department over the past few months, but trust me. If something as interesting as dying on the ski slopes happened, you can bet your ass I'll post about it.
coldblackncold -- Is the nigh-hairless and downright creepy Howie Mandel the most frightening thing out of 2006?
After TomKat's freaky mystery baby, yes.
Rosie O'Donnell's hetero sex scene was pretty scary but nothing like bald Howie Mandel.
He and creepy bald Joey Lawrence should get together and fight crime.
friendship7 -- Best portmanteau of two NFL team names:
The Washicago Bearskins. They will lay you down by the fire give you the "first down."
The Denlanta Falcos. Don't turn around oh oh oh.
The Oaklinnatti Benders. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
The San Yorsisco Giners. Uh, huhuhuhuhuh. 'Giner.
subbes -- New Year's resolution most likely to come back to haunt you at Lent?
Both my New Year's Resolutions and my Lenten sacrificies are equally hollow. I'm unconcerned.
My annual monthlong exercise sacrifice not go well with my resolution to lose weight.
After quitting smoking, I'm going to start stabbing people if I try to give up chocolate for a month.
I haven't given up cursing now; I'll be motherfucked if I quit for Lent.
I received five of the following seven items for Christmas. Correctly identify the two I did not receive:
Hula Girl Body Lotion
Arcade Classics Millipede Game Pen.
Hello Kitty pajama pants.
A pocket sized book about Sake.
The Showtime Rotisserie Grill.
An avocado corer/extractor.
Helms Deep Legolas Action Figure.