The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #928740 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm -- It's sad that Anna Nicole died. She was so do-able 10 years ago.... anywayz, which Celebrity Trainwreck would you most grieve for if they kicked the bucket?

Pete Doherty. That man is a stumbling trainwreck goldmine.
3(16.7%)
Tara Reid. Every Tara's Clean/Tara Falling Down diptych in the rags makes my heart sing.
7(38.9%)
Tom Cruise. I love that spaceship-riding, fisheyed, animatronic little bastard.
5(27.8%)
Mariah Carey. Her and MiMi.
3(16.7%)

renob423 -- did you make a snowman this week?

No, but I made some yellow snow.
3(16.7%)
No, but I made a snowhill with my butt.
3(16.7%)
No, but I made a snowprint of the underside of my car using nothing but gravity and a well-placed ditch.
7(38.9%)
This sounds like Cold War spy code. I made the snowman. You will find him on the corner of Washington and Quincy.
5(27.8%)

pooplord -- Favorite Hostess treat? (must include Orange Cupcakes in choices... I will probably be the only respondent selecting that choice) Excellent question. You will get your Orange Cupcake option.

Orange Cupcakes.
3(15.8%)
Chocolate Cupcakes.
8(42.1%)
Twinkies.
6(31.6%)
Suzy-Q's.
2(10.5%)

eideteker -- "Feed/starve a cold/fever." Which is it?

I always heard "starve a fever, drown a cold".
3(15.8%)
I thought it depended on the color of your snot. Or is that virus/infection?
5(26.3%)
No, no, no. It's "berate a fever, humiliate a cold".
5(26.3%)
Whichever allows me to hold on to the illness long enough to spread it to that cunt in marketing.
6(31.6%)

friendship7 -- The best no registration, no (or very limited) pop up news site is? ( cnn.com is not one of these)

You're right. cnn.com is hardly a news site.
6(31.6%)
Pop in to Pop Up News Site! Pop...mmmpop pop!
0(0.0%)
Fark.
5(26.3%)
I have no idea. I get my news from my Friends List.
8(42.1%)

subbes -- Besides eating lunch, what's the best way to use my lunch break?

Enjoying a few smokes while you do the day's crossword.
3(15.8%)
Napping on the toilet.
4(21.1%)
Going home to catch the Comedy Central 2pm dead sitcom slot.
4(21.1%)
Nonchalantly relocating real estate signs.
8(42.1%)

observacious -- Fresh Prince, Marky Mark, and...Name the next former rapper to get nominated for an Oscar, and describe the role that will get them the nod.

A young Canadian man living in Albany reports an underground Québécois movement bent on reclaiming New England to the FBI. Will the love of his adopted country save him from his countrymen? Snow is The Informer.
6(31.6%)
This gritty tale of an inner city erotic dancer who will do whatever it takes to see her dreams become a reality will make you believe in the power of the human spirit. Eve brings a career-changing performance to Pole Dreams.
5(26.3%)
After years of focusing the guilt of his hard life into his career, this workaholic's complicated denial fantasy comes crashing around him when he finds the love of a strong woman and her child. Kool Moe Dee stars in Workaholic.
2(10.5%)
In the 50's, they wore white coats and said it was good for us. It would calm our nerves and soothe our throats. Tone Loc in Cause No Ills. Surgeon General's Warning: Cigarette Smoking is Dangerous to Your Health.
6(31.6%)

coldblackncold -- When should we expect Mark McGrath's formal entry in the presidential race?

After he sweeps a full seven months of Celebrity Jeopardy.
8(42.1%)
As soon as his ass quits Extra
0(0.0%)
After the official establishment of the Rock 'n' Roll Everyman party.
7(36.8%)
Either 2028 or 2032, not sure.
4(21.1%)

From Evan: Four wacky new things from Japan, now! I've had to look at dozens and dozens of oversized animated breasts to find these things.

1(5.3%)
The Face Slimmer (SFW). This mask straps on and sweats unsightly fat off your skull. Apparently a slim face is a hot commod in Japan; however, acne must not be a concern.
2(10.5%)
With the Surprise Wild Swan, you can stick a phallic inflatable plastic swan on just about anything!
6(31.6%)
This "environmentally friendly" heated bra has gel inserts that go in the microwave to warm your titties. How this is more eco-friendly than other heated bras, I'm not sure.
10(52.6%)

I just screwed up a few things at work that in the big picture aren't that bad but I'm going them over and over in my head and shaking in my chair. I can't focus on a question.

Shibbeldybah.
0(0.0%)
It's really not a big deal. Plus, your boss is awesome.
4(21.1%)
You'll forget about this and start obsessing about something else in no time.
13(68.4%)
I just drank this Aloe Juice someone brought in. It tasted like gummi bears and lawn grass.
2(10.5%)

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