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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #982945 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- Why is it that in the past two years I have probably only seen 4 movies in the theaters.In theaters now:

Are We Done Yet?: Having decided to ditch the city in favor of the suburbs, a newly formed family purchases a quaint "fixer-upper" that proves to be more trouble than they could have ever anticipated in a rollicking family comedy that's half sequ
3(25.0%)
In the Land of Women: A man having trouble with women suddenly finds himself surrounded by them in this independent comedy drama. Carter Webb (Adam Brody) is a successful writer who has fallen into an emotional tailspin after his girlfriend, wel
2(16.7%)
Lucky You: Huck Cheever (Eric Bana) is a blaster—a player who goes all out, all the time. But in his personal relationships, Huck plays it tight, expertly avoiding emotional commitments and long-term expectations. When Huck sets out to win the ma
1(8.3%)
The Flying Scotsman: An amateur Scottish cyclist determined to become the world's fastest rider struggles against his own mental illness and the resentful hostility of sports authorities unwilling to accept his remarkable innovation in this inspi
6(50.0%)

soarjubs -- Seriously who here wants to fight me I will punch you so hard

No way I'd punch you harder in your stupid ass
1(7.7%)
Yeah right like you'd have the balls you couldn't even punch a little girl you wuss
6(46.2%)
Nuh-uh
1(7.7%)
You're so lucky I'm at work because I would totally beat you up so bad but I can't right now
5(38.5%)

renob423 -- how many pumpkins are there?

Mean: 4.23 Median: 4 Std. Dev 1.97
1
2(15.4%)
2
1(7.7%)
3
1(7.7%)
4
3(23.1%)
5
2(15.4%)
6
2(15.4%)
7
2(15.4%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

absolutcalm -- Who has the crazier religion: Mormans (the lost Indians of Israel?), the Moonies (Jesus... is reborn asian?) or the Scientologists (one word: Xenu)

Mormons. Follow a guy who dictated the new bible with his face in his hat.
3(21.4%)
Moonies. I never really read about these guys before. The "get all the Christians on the same bus" part sounds ok, but "let's make up a world government run by KoreoJesus" isn't so good.
1(7.1%)
Scientologists. There's nothing I can say that hasn't been said about these guys; however, I've never seen more scare quotes in one wiki article.
10(71.4%)

bobwhite -- How do girls keep the shaving cream on their legs when all the water is falling on them in the shower?

I point the shower head away from me so it mostly shoots at the wall.
0(0.0%)
I put my foot up on the tub edge or something so that the water mostly goes down my back and the leg not being shaved.
6(66.7%)
I shave with the water off/in a bath/out of the shower in the sink.
3(33.3%)
I stand between the water arc and the faucet wall so the water goes over my head.
0(0.0%)

How come every guy I've ever seen uses more shaving cream to shave his face than I do for an entire leg?

We like to pretend we're Santa Claus.
2(16.7%)
We like that plopping sound when we shake all the shaving cream we just wasted off the razor into the sink.
2(16.7%)
If the mirror's all steamy it helps us see where we've shaved, or if we're extra tired, all we have to do is feel for the canyons in the shaving cream layer.
1(8.3%)
Considering all the moisturizers and foundations and creams and crap women spread all over their faces, all we get is shaving cream and we can use however much we want, dammit.
7(58.3%)

subbes -- Should I spend $500 on a side table by Blu Dot? Let's find out. Which of the following are Blu Dot tables?

0(0.0%)
2(18.2%)
0(0.0%)
2(18.2%)
1(9.1%)
0(0.0%)
1(9.1%)

twicketface -- Who farted?

Some asshole.
4(28.6%)
The old lady passed out on the bench.
2(14.3%)
Not me.
1(7.1%)
By the smell of it, whoever had hard boiled eggs with broccoli and pickles for lunch.
7(50.0%)

friendship7 Has requested his question be skipped. Instead, here's the winning answer/question from last poll's mashup question: Quentin Tarantino made a career out of digging washed up has-beens out of talking-baby movies and making retro stars out of them. 15 years from now, what former star will the next tweaky self-obsessed director use to base their career on?

After years of near total reclusion following the incident in Memphis (which coined the term "Duffing"), Hillary Duff stars in an edgy, gritty, and stylistic drama about a former adult film star's attempt to legitimize herself.
2(14.3%)
No longer able to pull off the "sexy asshole" bit that made him famous, Vince Vaughn became the loveable loser, then just the loser. Now he's back as the father of a fresh new star who's a chip off the old block, and they're in for a wild ride!
0(0.0%)
No matter how many ways he tried, Heath Ledger couldn't shake the "guy who got plowed by Donnie Darko" typecast. Now he's back as the rugged jackaroo loner in Australia's answer to City Slickers.
2(14.3%)
The "freakishly alien-looking but somehow still endearing" look Dakota Fanning made a career out of stopped paying the bills. Then came the role of a lifetime: a woman beaten and left to die in a burning building survives and is out for vengance.
10(71.4%)

eideteker -- Daddy, what does regret mean?

Regret is like if Santa heard you say you liked your sister's doll ONE time and thought it meant you wanted dolls of your own so Santa brings you a doll one year, then another one and another one but he doesn't get that you were just being nice.
4(30.8%)
Regret is like missing soccer practice because you signed up for tutor group. You sit there at that desk while your friends are touring Europe and surfing and you're trapped at school because you just HAD to get that history minor.
2(15.4%)
Regret is like if you said Duke is your favorite GI Joe ever and you only wanted to play with him from now on but then they come out with awesome new guys and you want to play with them so bad but you can't because you said Duke is your favorite.
3(23.1%)
Regret is like if you promised mommy you'd never eat more than 4 Oreos at Ryan's but one night you ate 17 and thought you'd get away with it but you got sick on the lawn and mommy saw all the Oreos in it and said she didn't trust you anymore.
4(30.8%)

I spent a week with my co-workers, and more concentrated downtime with them than I had in the year I've worked here. Three of these options are things they told me over the course of the week. Which one did I make up?

In college, one of my co-workers actively tried to rush a midget into his fraternity because he thought it would be a nice gimmick for them to be the frat with the midget, but his brothers all thought he was an asshole for doing it.
3(23.1%)
One of my co-worker's old high school friends went to Juliard with the guy who plays Pam's ex-fiancee Roy on the Office and hooked up with him. He has a small winkie.
3(23.1%)
Because of his fear of flying, one co-worker of mine takes Xanax shortly before each flight. Since his flight got delayed 3 times, each delay over 1 hour apart, he had taken 3 of them by the time he arrived in Vegas for the all-staff meeting.
3(23.1%)
While wandering around the MGM Grand looking for a bathroom, one of my co-workers ended up in an afterparty for the De La Hoya fight. He had forgotten to take off his conference badge and the security guy must have mistaken it for a VIP badge.
4(30.8%)

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