The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

Not that you deserve it, but......POLL!

Poll #995407 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!! (I am leaving maeincarnate's choices empty so she can partake when she returns!)

htothem -- What does dress to impress mean if it's on an invite for a business function?

Ask bobwhite, he seems to know alot about appropriate business attire.
5(31.2%)
Garter belt, tear-away thong, leg warmers and kneepads.
6(37.5%)
Meat.
1(6.2%)
I dunno, but you should do a funny poll question about monkies next time.
4(25.0%)

coldblackncold -- Zero Hour. 9 AM.

No. It was awhile ago, and I still don't understand what happened.
3(18.8%)
I am busy at 9. Can we make it 10:30?
8(50.0%)
Sassy option #3 (pick this one)
5(31.2%)
Puke (I got nothin :( )
0(0.0%)

observacious -- Is the Rapture of the bees upon us and, if so, does that mean that being a bee is the one true religion?

Yes. Watch our for Bee-elzebubb and his pitchfork stinger.
3(18.8%)
No, but it's something to consider now that fundamentalist Islamo-Wasps have blown up the Twin Hives in Bee City.
6(37.5%)
Not if Beesus sound like that asshole Antonio Banderas. Fucking Nasonex.
5(31.2%)
Look, just bee yourself. (cute option for girls)
2(12.5%)

soarjubs -- How did you get to be so awesome? I get five options because I'm the boss!

It's the nice pants.
3(20.0%)
It's the 24-hour erection.
1(6.7%)
It's your dazzling smile.
0(0.0%)
Raised by pygmies.
5(33.3%)
All of the above.
6(40.0%)

absolutcalm -- Which Prime time show (like Lost, Heroes, and 24) had the best season finale?

Lost. Goodbye plot status quo!
5(31.2%)
Heroes. Sylar. Sylar. Sylar.
2(12.5%)
I dunno, I don't have time for TV.
3(18.8%)
God I hate people who think they are too good for TV.
6(37.5%)

eideteker -- Hey, man, what's up?

nm, u? (ROFL)
3(18.8%)
Certainly not the level interest in a poll run by soarjubs
5(31.2%)
You played it safe this poll. You are better than this. I am ashamed.
7(43.8%)
Small talk sucks it, so I refuse to answer.
1(6.2%)

renob423 -- Which fast food chain makes the best french fries?

Bartleby's Mystic Toadhouse
3(23.1%)
Waffleburger
4(30.8%)
Pickle Prince
2(15.4%)
House of Steve
4(30.8%)

maeincarnate -- Fat people on Rascal scooters- Is there any turning back? Text messaging makes long-distance poll participation a breeze!

Yes, they can turn around, but it's a slow, wide turn and sometimes the wheels break.
5(31.2%)
No, this is the beginning of the hell from which we cannot awaken.
1(6.2%)
Why would they ride a rascal? They already have scooters for fat people, they are called "cars".
6(37.5%)
You see society's collapse. I see a new market share for a husky-aimed segway: "The Pigway".
4(25.0%)

And from Evan, also long distance... Sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right?

Evan is SO the Kwisatz Haderach.
3(18.8%)
Sandworms? In MY vagina?
4(25.0%)
I will not stand for this kind of racist trash in this poll.
6(37.5%)
I had their first album. It was okay.
3(18.8%)

BONUS SOARJUBS QUESTION What is the best, classic "name pun"?

I. P. Freely
2(14.3%)
Phil McCracken
6(42.9%)
Mike Blowjob
2(14.3%)
Danny Tits
4(28.6%)

maeincarnate comes back for next week, so please come up with something that doesn't suck for next week:

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