The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1020771 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

coldblackncold -- Now that Transformers is here and triumphant, when can we expect Black Hawk Down to be remade with Duke, Shipwreck, and Snake-Eyes?

Making 'da Band 5 starring Jem, Kimber, Aja, and Shana.
2(18.2%)
Harry Potter starring Presto.
1(9.1%)
Kill Bill starring She-Ra, Catra, Flutterina, and Mermista.
5(45.5%)
Project X starring Donkey Kong, Jr.
3(27.3%)

absolutcalm -- Today's my birthday! Yaaaaaaaaay! Why, then, am I sitting at home, alone, with this bag of twizzlers?

If there's a better way to spend a birthday, I haven't heard it.
3(25.0%)
All those people you will spend the day suspecting they hate and have forgotten all about you are busily preparing the most radical surprise party the world has ever seen and you're totally going to love it.
2(16.7%)
Because the 7-11 was out of Milky Way Bites.
7(58.3%)
This is the beginning of the end. You're going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight.
0(0.0%)

observacious -- Since it's been scientifically proven that women don't talk significantly more than men why do people think women are chattier?

Because women are always droning on and on about stupid, stupid shit.
3(25.0%)
If they didn't count all the words men spend on talking about how they just farted, what it smells like, and how they farted yesterday, women would have been WAY over.
3(25.0%)
The View. Oprah. Dr. Phil. Tyra. One of these things is not like the other.
5(41.7%)
There's pages upon pages of chatrooms stuffed with women gabbing about everything from cooking to shopping to their vaginas. They aren't talking as much because they've taken their useless prattle online.
1(8.3%)

soarjubs -- Gimme the best movie titles with "dong(s)" replacing its main noun(s).

Dude, Where's My Dong?
3(25.0%)
The Naked Dong 2½: The Smell of Dongs
3(25.0%)
Lord of the Dongs: The Fellowship of the Dong.
1(8.3%)
Raging Dong.
5(41.7%)

renob423 -- did it really rain on april 20th 2002 (possibly 2 weeks earlier)?

At least in Baltimore it didn't. Keith & Carla's wedding was beautiful.
2(16.7%)
Lemme guess: you have a 4 1/2-year old.
4(33.3%)
It snowed in Randolph, New Jersey on Easter Sunday of 1985.
0(0.0%)
Seriously dood. This is not your best work.
6(50.0%)

eideteker -- Are you an assassin?

I am. You've just been making your will saves.
2(16.7%)
If I were, you wouldn't be around to ask.
2(16.7%)
I'm the lyrical Jesse James.
7(58.3%)
Ass. Ass. In. Uh, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
1(8.3%)

friendship7 -- How is the croc issue even a question?

Sadly, the 15-person sample of this survey is not indicative of the population at large.
2(18.2%)
5(45.5%)
Judging from the Crocs store at the Tysons Corner Mall, abandoning style in the name of comfort isn't just for Illinois housewives anymore.
1(9.1%)
Lands End makes a Croc-like shoe. So does Target. I even saw some Crocs-knockoffs at the Dollar Store. Somebody is buying them.
3(27.3%)

From Evan: Can a nigga get a table dance?

Shake it up! Shake it up! WOO! Shake that thing!
10(100.0%)

They just walked through the suite doing an audit of the neatness and cleanliness of the offices and cubicles. I received a demerit because I had a case of Diet Dr Pepper under my desk.

Summer in DC. Ain't shit going on.
11(91.7%)
A cluttered office is a cluttered mind. Cleanliness is efficiency.
1(8.3%)

Why do doctors make appointments with you for a certain time, then make you wait 25 minutes in the waiting room and another 20 or so in the examining room before you get to talk to them?

Most people are forgetful and inconsiderate. They have to provide this buffer so they're not waiting around for their patients. Same reason why they have 20 minutes of commercials and trailers before movies.
0(0.0%)
It is the doctor's way of reminding you that your life and wellbeing is in his hands, that you will or will not receive treatment based upon his whims, and they know as late as they may be, you will keep coming back.
8(72.7%)
They get bonuses from the drug companies for every patient they sell blood pressure medicine to. The rage you simmer in for 45 minutes is required to raise your blood pressure to a diagnosable level.
0(0.0%)
Doctors have to deal with insurance companies all day. You'd be 45 minutes late for everything too if you had to work with those knuckledraggers.
3(27.3%)

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