The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1032815 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

htothem -- Will going to see the Simpsons movie just make me huddle and cry for the humor of times past?

All the morning radio yabbos I've heard say it's hilarious and they loved it. Then again, they think the show is still hilarious so I'm still waiting for a trustworthy review.
2(18.2%)
From what I've heard, the plot consists of something completely wacky happening that causes the family to uproot and move to a wacky location where crazy things happen to them, and it's full of cheap shots for shock value. Bring Kleenex.
1(9.1%)
It's going to rule and be hilarious and make you realize that if they really put the rubber to the road, they could revitalize the Golden Era, but why actually be great again when you can ride past greatness for 10 years?
4(36.4%)

renob423 -- how come when you havn't shaved for a few days, it's impossible not to constantly feel your very young beard? and whats the deciding factor for women as to if your stubble is sexy or trashy looking? & howcome everybody in the 1800s had bitchin facial hair Please check all that apply:

It's like having a corn kernel thing in your teeth but all over your face.
0(0.0%)
Guys are beard guys or they're not - they either got it or they don't.
0(0.0%)
People bathed a whole lot less and had to make up for stinkiness with obsessive shaving and combing. And probably a lot of powders and colognes.
0(0.0%)
It's as irresistible as a Koosh ball or one of those wiry hairbrushes - you just have to touch it.
0(0.0%)
It depends on whether he looks like he doesn't give a damn or doesn't give a damn.
0(0.0%)
To distract attention from the fact that the dental arts had not advanced to levels you and I are presently comfortable with.
0(0.0%)
I dunno, but try to pretend you're deep in thought while you do it.
0(0.0%)
A good rule of thumb is "the hotter the guy, the sexier the stubble".
0(0.0%)
People generally only had a few articles of clothing to wear all the time. Facial hair was a way to change things up.
0(0.0%)
Totally. You'd think cats would like it when you pet them against their hair grain, but they don't. Cats are assholes.
0(0.0%)
It's a total package thing: if the shirt is dirty and hairy gut is hanging out, trashy. If the rest is sexy, sexy.
0(0.0%)
Though ridiculous wigs had gone out of fashion, the allure of three-dimensional hair had not entirely faded away.
0(0.0%)

subbes -- oh my god how do you know so much about my life D:

As much as we like to think so, our lives are not all that different from each other's. We all have douchebag neighbors who encroach on our territory in some fashion, and we all suspect our pets are involved in Cold War-esque espionage.
4(36.4%)
I've been interviewing the important (and not so important) people in your life: the other neighbor that you trust and bitch with, the co-worker you've dared to have real conversations with, and other people you actually call friend.
2(18.2%)
I am the Pollmeistrin. Collector of information, distributor of answers.
1(9.1%)
You're on my friends list -- I read your posts. It's not like some tragic reflection on you or a creepy obsession thing of mine.
4(36.4%)

observacious -- If obesity is more common in the USA than in the rest of the world and, according to scientists, family and friends make you fat, does that mean those skinny countries are full of svelte orphan-hermits?

Obesity spreads through countries like a zombie outbreak, expanding exponentially as each of your loved ones tubbs up. The thin countries just haven't been exposed yet.
2(18.2%)
Europeans have been getting fatter and fatter every year. People used to chalk this up to "Americanization" but it's nice to know it's because they've gotten more friends.
4(36.4%)
We all know starting a new relationship can pack anywhere from 5-15 lbs. on you from all the going out to eat and stuff. If people don't get in relationships, they can stay thinner, but they don't get laid or have kids. Makes perfect sense to me.
2(18.2%)
Then how come all the popular bitches in my high school were the skinniest?
3(27.3%)

eideteker -- Ok, this decade was obviously a waste. What can we hope for from the 10s?

Not so fast there, Tiger. I dunno about you but some awesome shit happened in my life from 1997 - 2000. Let's not call this decade a wash yet.
3(27.3%)
A decade we can refer to by a number again. Ten years of dancing around the fact that you can't really call this the "zeroes" is getting a little tiresome.
1(9.1%)
Every decade we build ourselves up with the hope this will be the decade in which we get jetpacks, and the conclusion of the decade brings us the heartbreak of the ineveatable disappointing realization that the jetpack's time has yet to come.
3(27.3%)
By 2011, it should be high time for I Love The 00's. I can't wait to hear what they have to say about Dora the Explorer!
4(36.4%)

coldblackncold -- Who's your caddy?

A wise-beyond-his-years black man with a heart of gold. While his club recommendations are always perfect, upon further thought, I realize that he's not just helping me golf; he's giving me sage wisdom on life.
3(30.0%)
Caddies? We don't need no stinking caddies.
1(10.0%)
At least the fat guy isn't wearing a dress.
5(50.0%)
I can't be the only one happy to see Ed Rooney working again after the whole kiddie porn debacle. Even if this is what it takes to claw your way back.
1(10.0%)

twicketface -- Why haven't we seen any tennis stars transition over to porn? The short answer is because tennis is lame and nobody gives a shit about it, but that's not a fun poll answer now is it.

There probably have been plenty, but who the hell watches enough tennis to recognize a player out of context?
3(27.3%)
Other than the Williams sisters, the only tennis players anyone would want to see naked are Eastern Bloc teenagers. Why beat off to one when you can order a real one online?
3(27.3%)
They already made their first career out of bouncing up and down sweating and grunting. They're not signing up for that shit again.
2(18.2%)
It takes a while for celebrities to get washed up enough to turn to porn, and tennis people only started getting hot recently. You don't want to see Martina Naviatawoohoo porn now, do you?
3(27.3%)

From Evan: Won't somebody please think of The Children?

I don't see what the problem is with having a slick cartoon camel advertising cigarettes. Cigarettes make you cool, and Joe Camel was one cool smoker.
5(50.0%)
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan aren't responsible for the sort of image they present; they're nothing like regular poor girls. Those fatties should know better than to think they can grow up rich and privileged.
4(40.0%)
It's unfair to qualify Barry Bonds' potential home run record with the allegations he may have used steriods while he built up his badass record. He hit the damn homers, didn't he? What makes Hank Aaron any better? He probably hated Jews.
1(10.0%)
You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.
0(0.0%)

If it pleases the pollketeers, I submit the following examples of recent things I was shocked they were able to show/sell/etc. as evidence that I'm getting old:

The Soup, the fantastic TV wrapup show on E!, has a segment where they shamelessly plug one or more shows on their own network in a segment called "Let's Take Some E!", which is usually followed up by a joke about dehydration or hugging.
2(18.2%)
The recent trend have terms like "F'ed up" or "something something F&%@" on PG and PG-13 level programming. What's the point of dodging curse words if you're going to assume everyone knows what's between the lines?
2(18.2%)
Seeing throngs of preteen girls wearing a uniform of what appears to be pajama bottoms, slippers, and oversized T-shirts and thinking "at least it's better than dressing like sluts" (See also: Bratz Dolls).
1(9.1%)
Ok, ok, To Catch A Predator is great for making people aware of internet sickos and how they manipulate children, but does the wood puppet host guy really have to read the IM conversations about the perv wanting to plant his cock in some boy's ass?
6(54.5%)

Tomorrow, Evan and I are heading down to Williamsburg for a few days of roller coasters and water slides at Busch Gardens. On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being that sounds like fun you guys will have a great time and 10 being god dammit how come I never think of such badass awesome things to do with my weekends like you do, just how freaking sick with jealousy are you?

Mean: 6.00 Median: 5 Std. Dev 3.03
1
0(0.0%)
2
1(10.0%)
3
2(20.0%)
4
2(20.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
1(10.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
2(20.0%)
10
2(20.0%)

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