The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1044540 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

observacious -- Is it wrong that I want Brad and Angelina to stay together?

Is it wrong that I think he deserves to have his heart broken, his dreams crushed, and to become tabloid pity fodder for a few months? TEAM ANISTON, BABY!
3(21.4%)
Of course not. It was the classic romance story: woman meets man, man is already married, they go on a publicity tour, blur the line between character and actor, and shack up together with the cast of a PBS children's show.
5(35.7%)
It's going to be really hard for those kids who got taken from their lives of anonymity, brought into the public eye, renamed, and raised by a team of employees to adjust if they lose their father figure at such a young age.
4(28.6%)
Brad and Angelina are appropriately hot for one another. We knew Jen wouldn't make it because, well, you know why. Where else is Angelina going to find someone truly on her level?
2(14.3%)

popespydie -- What is so evil like really evil. Like so evil, that you would say it was E-VEEL, like it's the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL.

"That was your cookie?"
3(23.1%)
"Oh, your new haircut is ADORABLE! It's nice to see you finally putting some effort into yourself!"
2(15.4%)
"There wasn't much room left on your memory card, so I just deleted your old RE4 files. You never play that anymore, right?"
6(46.2%)
"After you were talking so much about how awesome that car you've been planning to buy is and how excited you were to have it, I thought about it more and more and you really sold me on it! Whaddyathink? I got it home from the dealer yesterday!"
2(15.4%)

twicketface -- I recently found out that maid service in hotels should be tipped. What other faux pas have I been unknowingly engaging in?

If you're one of those people who "forgets" their clothes in a washer or a dryer on a Sunday in the laundry room for a half hour or so, you're engaging in a faux pas that results in your clothes getting spit on.
5(33.3%)
The last time I was at a Chilis, I noticed quite a few men guilty of the "men should never wear a shirt that shows their armpit hair outside of their own property line" faux pas.
3(20.0%)
Leaving a few dollar bills on the bed is really not the best way to thank your girlfriend for making you breakfast and stuff.
6(40.0%)
I know it seems like you're doing it to clear the air or whatever, but blowing your burp away after you tried really hard to suppress it doesn't take away from the fact that you just burped when you probably shouldn't have.
1(6.7%)

absolutcalm -- Do the men in the Viva Viagra commercial have any sense of shame?

C...comercial? What's a commercial?
1(6.7%)
About as much shame as the people on the Valtrex commercials.
4(26.7%)
Hey not everybody in Hollywood can be a big time movie star. Some of us love acting and want to be part of the creative process, even if it means shilling for boner pills. I don't like it either, but what are you doing to live your dream, waiter?
5(33.3%)
If Elvis were alive today, something tells me that using his music to advertise a drug that allows men in their 70's to get erections is probably EXACTLY what he would want.
5(33.3%)

renob423 -- if dogs are so smart, how come they can't use a litter box like a cat can? Dogs are smart?

If cats can use a litter box, why don't more cat owners make their cats go the extra mile and teach them to use the toilet?
1(7.1%)
If birds aren't the shittiest pets in the entire world, how come they suck so hard?
3(21.4%)
If dogs are so loyal, how come they'll follow around and lap at the hand of anyone who has or smells like they have food?
6(42.9%)
Because dogs love you so much that instead of leaving a contained box of shit for you in your house, they would rather leave surprise landmines of shit for you in your yard.
4(28.6%)

subbes -- WEDDING THEME

DAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAA D-DA DAH DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAH DA D-DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2(16.7%)
DAAA DAAA DAAA DAH D-DA DAH D-DAH. DAAA DAAA DAAA DAH D-DAH DAH D-DAH. DAAA DAH D-DAH DAH D-DADADAH D-DAH DAH D-DADADAH D-DAH DAH D-DAH DAH D-DAH.
3(25.0%)
DAH DAAH DA DAH DAH D-DA D-DA D-DA DAH DAH D-DAHHHH.
4(33.3%)
DA D-DADA D-DAH DA DA DAH, DA D-DADA D-DAH DA DAH DAH. DA D-DADA D-DAH DA DA DAH, DA D-DADA D-DAAAADAH DA DAAAH.
3(25.0%)

eideteker -- What's your favorite particle?

The one that gets stuck in that spot between your canine and your molar that's just a trap for foodstuffs that you finally wedge free after constant picking, tonguing and poking.
4(26.7%)
I couldn't say just one, but all the white ones that have collected on my faucet that working in concert have significantly increased the water pressure in my sink.
1(6.7%)
The salty crumby residue at the bottom of the Chex Mix bag.
4(26.7%)
Kind of a charged question, don't you think?
6(40.0%)

Egg Roll or Soup?

Egg Roll.
13(81.2%)
Soup.
3(18.8%)

House or Caesar?

House.
11(68.8%)
Caesar.
5(31.2%)

Bacon or Sausage?

Bacon.
9(56.2%)
Sausage.
7(43.8%)

White or Wheat?

White.
7(43.8%)
Wheat.
9(56.2%)

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke.
11(73.3%)
Pepsi.
4(26.7%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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