The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1077902 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

observacious -- Inspired by your Addams Family Pinball reference (awesome) and an old Photoshop Phriday, what new themes would make amazing pinball tables?

TMZ: Featuring the "Stint in Rehab" and "Press Junket" ramps, the "Drunk Driving Partygirl" bumper zone, and the Chateau Marmont ball lock. With every unflattering paparazzi shot, get another letter to spell out "SCANDAL" for multiball.
7(53.8%)
MySpace: 2x Jackpot for your awesome background! 3x Jackpot for your awesome profile song! Make the "Extended Network" ramp 3 times to open up private profiles! Lock a ball before the timer runs out or suffer the "Tom's Your Top Friend" penalty.
1(7.7%)
The 10am Meeting: Zip around the 360° Communication Loop for the "More On Your Plate" bonus. On the upper tier, play the 30,000 Feet minigame where you Break Down Barriers with the Brainstorming Bumpers.
2(15.4%)
Project Runway: Nail the Parsons School skill shot, the Atlas Apartments lock, and the Mood loop for "Make It Work" Multiball. Hit every item on the Macys Accessory Wall to activate the Immunity ball return to save yourself from an Auf Wiedersehen!
3(23.1%)

absolutcalm -- I fear the coming of the BLACK CRUSADERS-- who will be the next to feel their wrath???

Halle Berry. Black folks have a tough enough time getting work in Hollywood without her insulting the Jews who run the place. Also: Catwoman.
0(0.0%)
Sherri Shepherd, the latest View Hag (and ironically Tracey Jordan's wife), who isn't sure about the shape of the planet, nor does she think women with children should be expected to think about it.
5(38.5%)
Everyone on the marketing staff at Popeyes who approved, wrote, directed, and/or produced the Grinning Sambo Shuffle "Love That Chicken" ad campaign.
7(53.8%)
Tyler Perry, for shamelessly associating his name to every one of his goddawful films, eliminating any suspicion that white people put him up to them.
1(7.7%)

pooplord -- Why does Interpol just play the same song for 60 minutes on any given album (or 90 minutes at any given show)? And, why the hell do I still like them? Is it the Ethel Merman vocals? The eighth-note driving guitars? The cocaine?

The Ethel Merman vocals.
0(0.0%)
The one in the middle.
2(16.7%)
The cocaine.
2(16.7%)
Considering the mood one must be in (or will be thrust into) to appreciate Interpol, listeners do not want to be jarred from tempo to tempo, theme to theme. Interpol is your one-stop-wrist-slashing-shop and they like to do what they do best.
8(66.7%)

popespydie -- Now that I am back on the West Coast, what will I miss most from the East?

Not the Squirt shortage, that's for sure.
0(0.0%)
Decent bread.
2(15.4%)
When you travel to a different time zone for work, the time change makes it easier for you to get up for your 7am meeting.
4(30.8%)
Having things start in real time, such as awards ceremonies and news, without waiting 3 hours to be in the present.
7(53.8%)

Testing the "256 Characters Worth of Questions" Theory: eideteker -- Spam, Treet, Smeat; what's the best simulated/composite meatstuff?

4(36.4%)
7(63.6%)
0(0.0%)

eideteker -- It always throws me that RosariO Dawson is female. Since she's LatinA, not LatinO, shouldn't she be RosariA?

that's stupid. it's not like all hippos or mosquitoes or cheerios are male just because there's an o at the end. wait, are cheerios male or female? i think female because of the circle and circles usually mean vaginas or boobs.
5(38.5%)
how come latinos have latinas anyway? if white men are white then shouldn't white women be whime or something? what if it was women who were white and men who were whime. blagk guys or blagk girls? could you be like half whime and half blagk?
2(15.4%)
what happened to the chick who fell in that well? did she come out all weird? i bet shes' scared of elevators now. i farted in the elevator right before i got off and somebody else got on then. i bet rosaira doesnt' fart on elevators.
3(23.1%)
shes hot but she has a muppet mouth like penalopy cruze. rachel ray looks like a muppet too. if the muppet show were still on the air she would probably be a guest star.if you play the swedish chef talking backwards what does he say?
3(23.1%)

eideteker -- willitblend, hotornot, what's the next great website that also asks a questio

whatsinthecouch.com: polls, reader submissions, quizzes...all to guess what's under the couch cushions.
4(30.8%)
willandyeatit.com: much like willitblend, except willandyeatit.
2(15.4%)
howmanybeers: readers submit their (or their friends') best/worst drunkass pictures and others guess how many beers the subject drank before it was taken.
6(46.2%)
whosbadskin: closeups of unflattering celebrity photos featuring gross acne and cellulite. You guess who it belongs to!
1(7.7%)

jerasue -- In the wake of Sweetest Day, the most obvious Hallmark Holiday of them all, what other made-up, phony holidays will show up on our calendars to make us (me) broke consumers spend more money? Before this year, I honestly had no idea what Sweetest Day was, or that people celebrated it. I had seen it on calendars but assumed it was some British or Canadian thing. Then this year it's all over my friends list. Weird.

Most Awesome Girlfriend Day.
3(23.1%)
Blingiest Day
1(7.7%)
Live & Active Cultures Day (brought to you by Dannon and the Association of Greek Restaurant Owners, or AGRO).
4(30.8%)
National Pizza Boy Appreciation Day.
5(38.5%)

subbes -- Wikipedia articles destined to lose their VfD (and, optionally, pithy comments from the VfD page).

Lauren Steinmann (Vicious Whore): From the infamous 2nd Grade Valentine Snub to present-day, Lauren Steinmann has made a 24-year career out of vicious whoredom. "If you can find someone else who's a more vicious whore, then fine. Delete it."
7(58.3%)
Intravaginaltarsalitis: A crippling condition that can eventually lead to scoliosis, muscular atrophy, and decreased mobility caused by a woman's big toe getting stuck inside her vagina. "It happened to my cousin, I swear!"
0(0.0%)
Pretty Woman (director's cut): In a version of the 1990 film, Vivian (Roberts) is shown being brutally beaten upon her return to her apartment for the money earned from Edward (Gere). "Quentin Tarantino said he saw it in the Grindhouse extras."
3(25.0%)
Asian Mathematic Superiority Movement (AMSM): a group of determined to perpetuate a myth that Asians are superior over races at mathematics to slowly and silently achieve world domination. "It's gotta be. What other stereotypes are so positive?"
2(16.7%)

renob423 -- think ricky from "18 and life" got paroled yet? it's been a while since THAT CHILD BLEW A CHILD AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! - how funny would a midi of that song be? and why are songs in midi always so funny?

Depends on how long a life sentence is wherever he committed the crime. The song was released 18 years ago, but who knows when the murder took place.
1(7.7%)
Prolly pretty funny, but I wouldn't use it as a ringtone.
2(15.4%)
Usually because they're unexpected. When you hear a cell phone or a digital watch or something go off, you expect a simple ring or beep, then BLAMMO. Midi.
6(46.2%)
Um, you only asked 3 questions this week.
4(30.8%)

pantload -- I'm considering changing my pseudnym from 'Roger P. Brophy' to 'Steve McNifty'. R.P. Brophy is seeming a little 1991, while Steve McNifty just screams 'Now!' for a Gen-Xer on the go like me. Yes or no?

Stay with Roger Brophy.
6(50.0%)
Switch to Steve McNifty.
6(50.0%)

On Metro trains in DC, they did this stupid PSA campaign where they made dumb sniglets about public saftey and Metro courtesy. They're all irritating, mostly because they're too benign. Which of the following should be added to increase efficacy?

Stroll-o-Ruder: someone who chooses to block the entire escalator with their stroller rather than use the elevator.
3(23.1%)
Poleflower: one who leans on the handrail poles, taking up all the holding space for anyone around it.
2(15.4%)
Paper Mate: the newspaper placed on a rider's adjacent seat to give the impression that both seats are taken.
5(38.5%)
Inconsitourist: a visitor to the area, usually found on trains during peak times with excess baggage and/or children, who disregards local transit customs.
3(23.1%)

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