The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

It's Friday! It's your polltime! It's Friday! It's your polltime!

Poll #1262912 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

ccjohn -- If there is a (reactionary evangelical liberal-hating dance-banning) God, how come New York skates on hurricanes? At least so far?

As far as that god is concerned, NYC is already in hell. The good people of the Gulf Coast still might be frightened into redemption with the proper natural disaster.
1(8.3%)
After years of debauchery, strip clubs, hookers, trash and rampant murder, the aforementioned god sent Disney to fix things up in NYC. The lord works in mysterious ways.
2(16.7%)
You know how there's a major fault line running directly beneath Manhattan but it surprisingly hasn't caused an earthquake? Sit tight, New Yorkers.
4(33.3%)
New York is in Yahweh's hands. It's out of the other god's jurisdiction.
5(41.7%)

absolutcalm -- Why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with the Brooklyn throw-back and knit cap Aaron Rodgers wore to his first press post-win press conference?

I thought everyone was obsessed with that oozing pussy Vince Young crying about how mean everybody is and how his mom came out to yell at us all.
4(33.3%)
Can we talk about my super studmonkey football boyfriend Carson Palmer and what a disappointment he's been this year? My go-to quarterback for three years has a negative point total going into game 3.
1(8.3%)
Nobody outside of Wisconsin is really paying attention to Aaron Rodgers' choice of hats.
3(25.0%)
I'm going to choose this answer because I don't know who Aaron Rodgers is and I didn't realize he was a football player until I read the first answer.
4(33.3%)

eideteker -- Ok, so I got fired. What should my next career choice be?

Given your recent string of questions, a copy editor.
2(16.7%)
You should take one of those career tests that always seem to say you should be the president or some other upper management-type but never tells you how you're supposed to go about that. Because I think you'd make a great CEO.
1(8.3%)
Something that provides job security and stability. Like a realtor, stock trader or insurance salesman.
0(0.0%)
A fire engine.
9(75.0%)

pooplord -- So, how many footnotes did David Foster Wallace's suicide note contain? Sorry, I'm actually torn up about it for some reason and I stole the mean joke idea from another friend.

No more than were in Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note, except Wallace didn't actually write them with his feet.
5(41.7%)
Seventeen1
2(16.7%)
Ironically, none.
1(8.3%)
I'm going to choose this answer because I don't know much about this David Foster Wallace fellow.
4(33.3%)

renob423 -- i've been without power for 3 days now. HOW MANY FUCKING TV SHOWS AM I GONNA MISS THIS MONTH? why does shit i have no control over keep fucking me? and most importantly when will my fucking power be back on? seiously, i live in a major city, shit like thi

Holy shit, he's posting questions with his mind.
5(41.7%)
I have no idea why shit you have no control over keeps fucking you. I never get fucked over by things out of my control so I don't have much experience to give advice from. Try controlling more things, like the weather.
0(0.0%)
Between legal and illegal downloads available on the interwebs there is absolutely no excuse to miss a TV show ever.
3(25.0%)
Shit like this is what? Oh my god. What is it? What is this shit?
4(33.3%)

mac -- http://www.heelarious.com ?

They look like Minnie Mouse's shoes.
1(8.3%)
I would not be surprised to find out these are made by the same people that make Bratz dolls.
4(33.3%)
This is good training for young women who will eventually be wearing high heels that weren't intended for walking either.
4(33.3%)
$35 for fake-high-heel baby shoes. God Bless America.
3(25.0%)

http://www.heelarious.com:

Dressing your infant like a whore is as hilarious as the wicked case of ghonorrea she'll be contracting in about 11 years.
10(90.9%)
Eeh, lighten up. It's silly fun.
1(9.1%)

friendship7 -- I've negotiated a deal with my significant other that allows me to never have to fold an article of clothing and she never has to vacuum again. Has there been a bigger swindle? The best compromises are the ones in which both parties leave the table thinking, "sucker".

The Louisiana Purchase.
2(16.7%)
The switching of the names of Iceland and Greenland.
3(25.0%)
Whoever convinced us that Julia Roberts is attractive.
4(33.3%)
The concept of the Timeshare.
3(25.0%)

Evan and I have been frequenting Ruby Tuesdays recently for their awesome Two Mini Burgers + Salad Bar lunch. Ruby Tuesday has undergone a makeover in which all the wacky crap has been taken off the walls. This week, we went to a local pizza/pasta place called Generous George's that has had a similar decrapification of thier walls. Not as extreme as Ruby Tuesdays, but a significant drop in wall crap. What gives?

TGIFridays sued them all for stealing their look. When a customer thinks wall crap, they're thinking Fridays.
4(33.3%)
All the wall crap is sitting in a self-store unit someplace for when in 20 years, wall crap restaurants are 90's retro.
5(41.7%)
A nest of rats was found living in an antique trombone on the walls of an Applebees somewhere. Rather than make a whole issue out of it, the National Restaurant Association (the other NRA) suggested a gradual image shift for wallcrap restaurants.
1(8.3%)
Nannyculturalists thought the vintage cigarette ads would lead to smoking, old sports pennants fostered a culture of competitiveness, antique farm equipment was a veiled image of slavery and figured it all would fall and hurt someone eventually.
2(16.7%)

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