The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Okay, so I signed up for Facebook. I hate myself for it too. That doesn't mean I don't love the Friday Poll!

Poll #1284487 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- So, because I'm working a ton more, I've missed a lot of your Friday Polls. What were the top 5 bestest questions in the past month?

haveyaseenlucky -- How can they make the Maryland ren. festival EVEN COOLER and more topical this year? (hint Barack Obama Sarah Pallin tie-ins)
0(0.0%)
eideteker -- How will I fill the void left by the end of hurricane season?
2(15.4%)
absolutcalm -- Praise Shia Labuff. His awesomeness can not be rebuffed. He is rough and tuff with his Jew-fro puff. I can not praise him enough.
3(23.1%)
coldblackncold -- With Skwisgaar Skwigelf vanguarding the concept of the GMILF to the popular consciousness & the recent emerging celebrity of Sarah Palin, who to some seems to be the VPILF candidate; what other -ILFs are on the horizon?
5(38.5%)
renob423 -- what happened to h"question of the day"tothem? did the monkeys grow tired of her testing and revolt?
3(23.1%)

absolutcalm -- My roommate kept moving my toothbrush. From the right of the sink, to the left. I do not like my toothbrush touched. I threw it away and confronted him. Two days later, I found dental floss lying across my brush. This an act of war. How should I respond? Sounds to me like you need to get one of those travel toothbrush holders and keep it in the medicine cabinet or something. I'm skeptical of someone claiming to be OCD about their toothbrush who's willing to leave it lying out on the sink.

Use his bed pillow next time you take a nap on the couch.
2(15.4%)
Tidy up your pubic region with his beard trimmer.
6(46.2%)
Take a condom wrapper and toss it in his bed between the sheets. You don't have to do anything but make him wonder.
2(15.4%)
Dip his comb in bleach shortly before he will be using it.
3(23.1%)

eideteker -- My girlfriend's going away for the weekend. Since we moved in together, I'm not used to this level of "me" time. What should I do for the weekend?

Forgo pants.
7(53.8%)
Watch all of the shows she hates or a bunch of movies she wouldn't like.
3(23.1%)
Take a nice long bubble bath with a soothing cup of General Foods International Dutch Chocolate Mint coffee.
1(7.7%)
Catch up on all the scrapbooking you've been too ashamed to work on in front of her.
2(15.4%)

pooplord -- Hello... is it me you're looking for? Have I asked this question before?

While I'm not sure that you have, I could look it up for you. But it's not worth all the time it takes to do.
2(15.4%)
What kind of stupid question is that, 'cuz you know I'm looking for you. I'm the one who dialed, you silly fool.
6(46.2%)
Yes I need some of your time to ask a question or two about the time on the airline you last flew.
3(23.1%)
Do you think that you could lend some of that real nice glue? The soles are peeling off of my favorite shoes.
2(15.4%)

renob423 -- do you really want to throw a party at your house? why do you want everyone up in your shit, trashing the place all night, then leaving so you can clean up the mess the next day? i hope i never host another party as long as i live, thats what collage is 4

Dude, we're in our 30s.
3(23.1%)
There will probably be babies there. And I'm not talking about coldblackncold but actual infants.
2(15.4%)
They're my friends. And because they're my friends, they're not going to trash my place. What kind of assholes would do that?
4(30.8%)
I'm just going to leave that last sentence alone, lest I make everything I said to eideteker and absolutcalm in your defense over the past few months hypocritical.
4(30.8%)

coldblackncold -- How much play has Joe the Plumber been seeing since the debate?

I don't think anybody's seen him since House Party 3.
2(15.4%)
Let's just say Michael Chilkis is starting to sweat his status as "rough and tumble bald guy sex symbol".
3(23.1%)
Enough for him to worry about entering the bracket of the "hookup wealthy" in which he'll have to somehow redistribute his conquests to the less fortunate.
6(46.2%)
He's going to be September in the Mr. Blue Collar Northern Ohio calendar next year.
2(15.4%)

The following casual corpspeak term needs to die:

"Shooting" an email.
6(50.0%)
Ending an email with "Thoughts?"
6(50.0%)

We'll know there's really a financial crisis at hand when:

The line at Starbucks no longer extends out the door every day from 7am - 9:30.
5(38.5%)
One has trouble finding bottled water for dogs.
2(15.4%)
People start portioning serving sizes of their favorite snacks into sandwich baggies rather than buying 100 calorie packs.
3(23.1%)
The cell phone bling market collapses.
3(23.1%)

The previous owners of our house chose not to screw the countertops securely onto the cabinets.

You never know when you're going to see a good deal on countertops and you don't want to have to struggle to put the new ones in.
4(30.8%)
They wanted to really drive the lesson home to their kids that the counters are not for sitting on.
3(23.1%)
They wanted easy, trunk-style access to their bottom cabinets.
3(23.1%)
Their countertop set was missing one of the little baggies.
3(23.1%)

However, they never removed the little strips of blue tape holding the wire shelving into the refrigerator even though it shows obvious signs of use.

They wanted to hold onto that New Appliance Look for as long as possible.
5(38.5%)
Although there's no real threat of earthquakes in Northern Virginia, you never really can be sure.
0(0.0%)
What, that's not just part of the refrigerator?
4(30.8%)
Unlike countertops, which you may decide you want at different heights from time to time depending on what you place upon them, refrigerator shelves are forever.
4(30.8%)

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