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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's [Monday] Poll Time!

No poll this week. See you guys on December 5!

Poll #1303336 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

eideteker -- What's Jon Lovitz's best work? The Critic. What's Jon Lovitz' best SNL character?

The Master Thespian.
6(54.5%)
The host of "Tales of Ribaldry".
1(9.1%)
Tonto.
3(27.3%)
Hanukkah Harry.
1(9.1%)

pooplord -- I was just informed I have to do some last minute Friday afternoon work with short turnaround, but that I will get a "treat" for it. Predict my treat!

Your choice of anywhere between 4 and 7 items purchased from the vending machine.
2(20.0%)
"Hey, we figured we'd all have to come in on Saturday, but you guys cranked this out tonight so have a good one and we'll see you on Monday!"
2(20.0%)
"We won't ask you to do anything like this for at least another three weeks. Tops."
3(30.0%)
To reward you for the three or more hours of overtime you put in this Friday, you guys can leave an hour early next Friday!
3(30.0%)

popespydie -- Seriously, why are soap operas still around?

The housewives who made them popular way back when still aren't working.
4(44.4%)
Thanks to TiVo, anybody who got sucked into them during summers at home from college can still tune in.
4(44.4%)
The pool of future talk, reality and game show hosts depends on them.
1(11.1%)
Somebody has to wear the same dress as a real celebrity for comparison in "Who Wore It Better" features of gossip mags.
0(0.0%)

subbes -- How to recover from a zing

"Yeah, you would have to go there."
0(0.0%)
"Yes, I suppose you're right. We all have our shortcomings, don't we?"
3(30.0%)
"Oh, yeah? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they ran out of you."
2(20.0%)
Mimic the person in a high-pitched singsongy voice using only meow-like sounds.
5(50.0%)

absolutcalm -- IF you were going to create the ultimate annoying celebrity you love to hate, Weird Science style, what would be the main ingredients? Please check all that apply.

A "clever" catchphrase.
0(0.0%)
Crazy parents or other family members.
1(11.1%)
Indeterminable talent/reason for celebrity.
0(0.0%)
"Signature" clothing/hairstyle.
0(0.0%)
Rabid causeism.
0(0.0%)
Repeated attempts at double- or triple-treat, i.e. singing actresses, perfume-designing pop stars.
0(0.0%)
Over-the-top hostility towards the paparazzi.
0(0.0%)
A penchant for blurting out whichever thought is in their head whenever a mic is in front of them.
0(0.0%)
Some tragic childhood thing like molestation or an eating disorder they publicly overcome.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- why does anyoe bother putting up christmas decorations or any holiday decorations for that matter? it's just a bunch of tacky shit you have to put up for like a month and then take back down, and then you gotta store all that bullshit til next year. Because unlike [other thing that you do over and over only to require redoing], Christmas decorations are fun.

Making your bed.
1(10.0%)
Raking leaves.
3(30.0%)
Washing your car.
1(10.0%)
Shaving.
5(50.0%)

Evan and I have been moving into our new house gradually over the past few weeks, bringing over a carload of boxes and stuff every time we go out there. There are two theories on the gradual move versus the all-at-once big moving day. Your take?

Moving gradually is better because it's not as overwhelming. Taking a carload here and there isn't as physically or mentally draining as an entire day of the pure hell that is moving.
8(80.0%)
At least with the one big moving day you have one day of shit and it's over. Spreading it out is like having to endure a bunch of hells over the course of howevermany weeks.
2(20.0%)

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