The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1310041 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

pooplord -- What's the best part about Thanksgiving, anyway? The food? The family time? The shopping?

The three-day long barbecue buzz that starts Wednesday night and lasts until Saturday night.
1(8.3%)
Enduring the annual "HOLY SHIT WORST BLACK FRIDAY EVAR" reports from the various news outlets.
2(16.7%)
Laughing your ass off at the people who spent all night waiting outside of Best Buy for a chance to get one of three sale items that aren't really that good of a deal anyway.
8(66.7%)
Trying to guess how those random old balloons from the 40's they sprinkle the Macys parade with were relevant and who on earth might actually remember them.
1(8.3%)

haveyaseenlucky -- With whom would you most like to be in "cahoots"?

An underground cabal whose fingers are in all sorts of pies.
3(25.0%)
Any group that has a password or a secret handshake.
2(16.7%)
The Swiss Mafia.
2(16.7%)
An organization dedicated to inserting subliminal messages with no real overlying theme into print media.
5(41.7%)

renob423 -- you actually make the bed, rake leaves, and wash your car (HELLO!, it's called rain and it does that for you). how do you find time to do all this useless stuff AND put up tacky christmas shit? are you the master of time or just super efficient?

I use a duvet so it's no more complicated than straitening a blanket.
1(8.3%)
I haven't raked leaves yet, but I intend to either rake or leafblow them off of my yard before winter. I'd rather not kill my grass.
2(16.7%)
In DC, the rain doesn't contain soap. In fact, it's a good idea to wash the rain off your car.
4(33.3%)
I'm neither of those things. Just an adult.
5(41.7%)

absolutcalm -- If you could force the country to adopt any fashion, no matter how outrageous, idiotic, tacky or lewd, what would it be?

Fanny Packs, please. They were so useful.
5(41.7%)
The nationwide return of platform sneakers.
4(33.3%)
A popularization of souvenir t-shirts which broadcast the name of a place you have visited.
1(8.3%)
In effort to equalize the perception of beauty, bib overalls.
2(16.7%)

subbes -- Should I pop this?

You found it randomly on a bathroom floor and there's nothing imprinted on it that indicates what it is. Of course you should.
0(0.0%)
Not yet. It's a little too red.
4(33.3%)
Keep your hands off your face. Popping that will only make new ones form.
4(33.3%)
That kid has been really well behaved. Don't fuck with his balloon.
4(33.3%)

eideteker -- Scruffy? Katrina? Xanthor?

Scruffy.
0(0.0%)
Katarina.
2(16.7%)
Xanthor.
3(25.0%)
All of these cat names are fine as long as they come along with a proper title (i.e. Monsignor, Admiral). All cat names should have titles.
7(58.3%)

coldblackncold -- I took the plunge and bought "Chinese Democracy". Am I alone? If by "bought" it, you mean ______, then yes, you are alone.

Paying money for.
4(33.3%)
Giving a shit about.
3(25.0%)
Believing it's still the old Guns 'n' Roses we knew and loved.
4(33.3%)
Liked, inferring that you actually listened to.
1(8.3%)

The last time oil was $50 a barrel and gas was $1.50 a gallon, it was considered a credit to our booming economy. What other script-flippings can we expect in the future?

Employment Surges to 96%; Americans' Leisure Time Threatened.
3(25.0%)
Voilent Crimes Plummet For Third Consecutive Year; Police Feel Degraded By Increase of Time Spent Writing Jaywalking Tickets.
1(8.3%)
Airlines Eliminate Baggage Fees in Effort to Boost Decreased Ticket Sales.
5(41.7%)
Housing Bubble Reinflates; ARM and Interest-Only Loans Repopularize.
3(25.0%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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