The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's [Thursday Night] Poll Time!

And...I'm out. See you guys in two weeks.

Poll #1352319 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm -- You know, tentacle porn was also America's fault (we imposed moral rules on Japan restricting nudity, so they got creative, as the Japanese are wont to do); what unintended perversions will the Iraq/Afghan wars possible create?

Ankles! Ankles!! Ankles!!!
3(42.9%)
The new gold standard in Afghan porn actresses is the Bratz doll image: trying to find the biggest, sexiest eyes a burqua has ever excepted from total concealment.
3(42.9%)
An overwhelming surge in bondage rape-fantasy porns. Maybe they liked those rape rooms after all.
0(0.0%)
In an homage to pulling Saddam Hussein out of a hole in the ground, the latest trend in Iraqi porn is mostly closeups of things being put into and pulled out of filthy, overweight, unshaven vaginas.
1(14.3%)

mac -- Why is it that americans can't tell the difference between the poms and the aussies, but we can tell the difference between the yanks and the canucks?

We can't often tell between ourselves and canucks. Unless they sound like extras from Strange Brew. What's the secret?
1(14.3%)
It's the standard problem of being the best. We don't care as much about you guys as you do about us.
2(28.6%)
Most Americans can't tell between a Philly and a New York accent. We've been so overexposed to the nonregional dialect of TV And radio personalities that we tend to lump any variation into "other".
1(14.3%)
It doesn't really matter. We'll give it up for either one of your accents.
3(42.9%)

pooplord -- So, uh, what is going to go wrong at my home inspection tomorrow and how much will it cost to fix?

Here you though the seller put air fresheners in every room to provide ambiance during visits. The mold problem they've been masking will make you rethink your contract.
0(0.0%)
When the inspector turns the water on, your rusted galvanized pipes will turn your basement into a water park. Copper pipe replacement: $50 a foot.
0(0.0%)
Ya know how the bedroom ceiling looks like Selma Hayek in a button-down shirt? Drywall: $4,000.
2(28.6%)
You're going to sit there for hours, watching some guy wander around your hopes and dreams while you sweat and gnaw your fingernails. It'll all come out okay.
5(71.4%)

eideteker -- Is Lie to Me just a House clone?

At least it's not an ER clone.
3(42.9%)
And House is a Monk clone. People seem to like shows with the mostly-oneoff format in which dedication to an overarching story is not necessary.
1(14.3%)
Clones of other shows are all the manatees in Hollywood are capable of anymore.
3(42.9%)
It's worked for the Offspring for about 15 years now. People like House. They'll watch it again.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- did htothem know that monkey that went crazy and had to be shot this week? did she ever have to kill a monkey in the line of duty at the farm? would you watch a movie about a killer monkey with a big ass knife? did that monkey get a funeral afterwards?

I'm sure she's heard about it. She is a living, breathing member of society. And she works at a monkey farm, so everybody has probably asked her about it.
3(42.9%)
The monkeys she plays with are babies, most less than a tenth of the weight of the crazed face-ripping, hand-eating monkey. They probably couldn't rip off one of her watch.
1(14.3%)
You're god damned right I would. Many times.
3(42.9%)
Probably not in the way we think of funerals, but if there is any justice in the world, the now-faceless woman should be able to go after its corpse like Michael Bolton on a printer.
0(0.0%)

I got an Xtreme Geek catalog addressed to me at work yesterday. How did they know?

One of my co-workers put me on this and many more mailing lists, the full comedic scope of which I will be unraveling for months to come.
2(28.6%)
Google, man. Fuckin' Google.
2(28.6%)
Xtreme Geek is trying to expand their customer base by targeting beyond the usual IT job titles and taking a bet on other departments (such as research) that may have a high geek quotient.
0(0.0%)
All of these excuses are just an elaborate ruse to make you guys think I didn't order a humping-dog USB drive plug and have it delivered to my office.
3(42.9%)

All the award nominations have increased tourism to Mumbai...for some reason.

The only explanation there can be is none of these people actually saw that two-hour cautionary tale against ever ever setting foot in India. Now that Hollywood has gone bozo for Bollywood, they've just GOT to go!
6(85.7%)
They saw it. They didn't actually believe it until they saw it themselves.
1(14.3%)

I leave tomorrow morning for a week and a half, and the 360 is still in the shop. What is Evan going to do with both of his girlfriends gone?

Give some long overdue attention to his third girlfriend, his car.
0(0.0%)
Take advantage of the nice weather and crank out some yardwork. lolz.
0(0.0%)
Boycott pants. The rest is up to 4chan.
6(85.7%)
Turn himself into an overnight sensation on the local bingo circuit.
1(14.3%)

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