The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1360760 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

pooplord -- Can he resist the temptation to push the history eraser button??? Between this and recently re-watching the Fish Heads video for the first time in 20 years, it's amazing to realize how much weirder things are than when you watched them when you were young. See also:

The Monkees show.
3(37.5%)
The Golden Girls.
1(12.5%)
The Electric Company.
1(12.5%)
The Dark Crystal/Fraggle Rock.
3(37.5%)

eideteker -- Richard Mulligan: Just a poor man's Leslie Nielsen? Christ, give me a little something to work with here. Best Naked Gun line:

"Frank, they're not here for you. "Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane."
2(28.6%)
"Uh... that's a pretty tall order, Nordberg. You'll have to give me a couple of days on that one."
2(28.6%)
"Go for it, Stephanie!"
0(0.0%)
"It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!"
3(42.9%)

And while I'm at it, best line from Naked Gun 2 1/2:

"Gimme the strongest thing you got. ... Uh... on second thought, how about a black Russian?
0(0.0%)
"What's Nordberg doing in Detroit? So, send him some plane fare and a new pair of pants."
3(42.9%)
"His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."
2(28.6%)
"Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered. "
2(28.6%)

absolutcalm -- Jamie Foxx has a new video with Ron Howard guest starring. As far as the "Pick one thing and mix it with something else to make it funny," Jamie pretty much beat the Friday Poll. Try and top him.

Chris Brown's latest track "Because I Love You", feat. Tina Turner. (Too soon?)
0(0.0%)
If Paul McCartney agreed to Paris Hilton's offer to do a duet.
3(42.9%)
Chris Kattan and Sir Ian McKellan in Mango Meets Charles Darwin.
1(14.3%)
MSNBC's Lunatic Fringe Roundtable with Bill O'Reilly and Dennis Kucinich.
3(42.9%)

For absolutcalm -- Dr. Sanjay Gupta: True or False?

True.
4(50.0%)
False.
4(50.0%)

renob423 -- the arnold fitness expo is in town this weekend. should we allow steroids in pro sports, and do you automatically assume all pro athletes are on the juice anyway? how come baseball is the big contriversal one? does anyone you know even watch baseball?

He probably makes money hand over ass from this. You'd think he'd figure out a way to make the Arnold California Expo.
0(0.0%)
We pretty much allow most misdemeanors and some felonies in pro sports, what's a little drug use going to hurt?
3(37.5%)
For some reason, parents allow their children to think professional athletes are worthy of idolotry and heroism, and then feign shock when they turn out to be the shitbags they are. Maybe it's better these kids learn the lesson early.
5(62.5%)
I know quite a few people who watch baseball. Most of the people who actually watch it could care less about the guys who get mired in scandals like these.
0(0.0%)

Over the past two weeks, I spent 10 nights in a Hilton Hotel. This is the second Hilton in a year that I've spent over a week at that capped the air conditioning at 68 degrees. Both times were in tropical climates, and both times left me furiously under-rested since I tend to run hot at night and there was nothing I could do about it. Finish the conversation in the boardroom: So we're already making people pay over $250 per night for these rooms, but we need to cut another corner. What if we limited the room temperature controls from 68-74? ...

"That's genius! That way if they complain to the front desk, the idiot standing there can just stare at them blankly and say that's as low as it goes. Then by the time they get home, they won't care enough to write us and complain!"
1(12.5%)
"That's genius! Everybody knows you're not supposed to have the AC that low, so they'd feel too guilty to complain!"
1(12.5%)
"That's genius! If anybody complains about it, we can tell them it's for the environment or something. Then they'll thank us for socially conscious!
5(62.5%)
"Fine. Just do it. Whatever we can do to squeeze a few more bucks out of this whole thing."
1(12.5%)

They're making a new Rock Band game entirely of Beatles music:

It's the world's safest attempt to bring video games to the 45-65 age group: even if they don't buy into it, everybody else will.
3(37.5%)
And here we thought Michael Jackson lost all of his marbles.
1(12.5%)
College campuses everywhere predict an LSD shortage this September.
2(25.0%)
Beatles or no Beatles, these games are still lame.
2(25.0%)

Did you know that's Ogre in the Capital One Viking Commercial?

Poor Ogre.
3(37.5%)
Hey man, work is work. Not much call for a 50-some year old Ogre anymore.
5(62.5%)

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