The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Oddly enough, neither gate agent nor stewardess nor "clever" conference attendee made the Lost Wages joke last week.

Poll #1389256 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm -- I'm about to graduate college. Does "Pirate" seem like a good career choice these days?

Better than finance, that's for sure.
2(33.3%)
Let's just hope some of those fartknockers who participate in Talk Like A Pirate Day ship themselves off to Somalia and try their luck talking like pirates.
3(50.0%)
They say most pirates during the Bluebeard era lived only about 3 months after embarking on their careers. I bet that's gone up significantly since then, making the job somewhat more enticing. And drinking water technology has certainly improved.
1(16.7%)
Expect a new Discovery Channel show ala The Deadliest Catch about piracy to show up in the Fall '09 lineup.
0(0.0%)

pooplord -- Best Seinfeld animated gif available through a Google image search?

Best not-Seinfeld animated gif available through a Google image search of the phrase seinfeld animated gif (note: safe search not on for this, so while these gifs are SFW, their parent pages may not be):

bookgrrrl -- Do those white flowered trees all smell like semen, or is that just me? I don't think you smell like semen. It's probably the flowers.

They pretty much are generating semen. Wouldn't it be great if Hayfever were renamed Jizfever?
3(50.0%)
If they do, I've been whiffing on some funky spunk.
0(0.0%)
I'm not as familiar with the smell of semen as I am with the taste, and I've never swallowed one of those white flowers.
1(16.7%)
Sure glad there aren't any brown flowered trees in my yard.
2(33.3%)

eideteker -- What's the best TV show I'm not watching?

Chopped.
1(25.0%)
Mad Men.
1(25.0%)
Pretty much everything I watch the rest of the world watches too.
2(50.0%)

For the good of the order, please suggest the best little-known TV show you are watching:

renob423 -- what hotel are you staying at in vegas? I was at the Flamingo. what hotel WOULD you stay at if you had that kind of money? Vegas only:

The Wynn.
1(25.0%)
The Bellagio.
2(50.0%)
The Venitian.
1(25.0%)
Planet Hollywood.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- what hotel would you NEVER stay at even if the special was something like $5 a night? Again, Vegas Only: will you buy me a t shirt and mail it to me for my birthday next week I will, but not from Vegas - I didn't get this in time. Email me your address and size.

Bill's Gamblin' Hall & Saloon.
1(25.0%)
Ellis Island.
1(25.0%)
The Imperial Palace.
1(25.0%)
Whiskey Pete's.
1(25.0%)

Ted Allen is riding the FoodTV payroll lately like a drunk on a mechanical bull. Which is great, I enjoy watching the guy - as much of a _________ that he is, he's a lovable _________.

dweeb
0(0.0%)
dork
0(0.0%)
goober
4(80.0%)
doofus
1(20.0%)

In this economy, why does it seem like journalists believe they need to start every question with "in this economy"?

It makes them seem like they're asking a serious question, even if it's really about a Kardashian.
0(0.0%)
This is a method of reverse-psychology to get the public so damned sick of hearing everything has to do with the economy that they'll start getting skeptical and start believing in the economy again.
2(33.3%)
It's less desperate sounding than opening your questions with "OH GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS! DON'T READ THE INTERNET! IT'S KILLING MY CHILDREN!"
2(33.3%)
Somebody in the teleprompter typing pool thought it would be funny to do a Find and Replace for "well," with "in this economy".
2(33.3%)

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