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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Traveling once again next week. See you on the 29th.

Poll #1400423 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- Why couldn't Oprah give out free coupons to PizzaHut?

KFC Grilled Chicken Breast: 180cals. KFC Regular Breast (without skin/coating) 140cals. If Pizza Hut drummed up an ad campaign trying to pawn off their usual fatty shit as healthy, maybe Oprah would have paid attention.
1(11.1%)
People generally are still aware that Pizza Hut exists.
5(55.6%)
Once Dr. Oz decides that there's some magical fruit in the Amazon that counters the caloric absorption of cheese and bread, she will.
1(11.1%)
KFC outbid Pizza Hut.
2(22.2%)

pooplord -- I read the wonderful typo "dancig with the hasbeens" as "danzig with the hasbeens." What would be the title of Danzig's reality show?

The Real Wolverine of New Jersey.
1(11.1%)
Glenn Danzig colon It's Horror Punk.
1(11.1%)
Date My Mother '93.
5(55.6%)
Little Man, Big Voice.
2(22.2%)

eideteker -- What band would it be best to be a roadie for? I mean, if you were going to be a roadie, what would be the sweetest gig?

Ozzy Osbourne & Motley Crüe, 1984.
1(11.1%)
Rolling Stones, any tour when they were young enough to still get into real trouble.
2(22.2%)
Whatever tour the Go-Go's were on when they made that awesome "you should beat off and do coke" video.
4(44.4%)
Rick James, during the Charlie Murphy period.
2(22.2%)

absolutcalm -- I just saw Star Trek! It was awesome and full of idiotic plotholes. Does this create a paradox that will destroy the universe?

No, but it means Terminator: Salvation will be crappy but with an airtight script.
3(33.3%)
Suddenly, movies are going to be good and original shows on cable are going to suck. The world will be on it's head.
1(11.1%)
No paradox. Iron Man set the stage for awesome movies with idiotic plotholes. This is the way of the future.
3(33.3%)
It has created a paradox in which Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home has been erased from time.
2(22.2%)

renob423 -- now that the weather is nice, the bums are out in full force. what is the most annoying kind of bum and do you have any spare change or possibly a ciggarette? I'm always more willing to hand out cigarettes than I am spare change. I'd give a cigarette to anybody who asked, so why would a bum be different. Alternately, I'd tell most people who asked me for spare change to go fuck themselves.. c'mon man, i am a vet and i haven't eaten all afternoon.

The clearly-in-good-shape why-don't-you-stand-in-front-of-Home-Depot-looking-for-work guy.
0(0.0%)
The ones who insolently reject your offer for food instead of change.
3(33.3%)
The hand-you-a-card types.
1(11.1%)
The ones who stop you and set up this grandiose story about why they need to talk to you and take their sweet time getting to the begging part.
5(55.6%)

This year, Evan got a lawnmower from his parents for his birthday. This is a sad sign that:

We've entered the period of our lives where if there's something fun we want, we've probably gotten it already.
2(22.2%)
Our mundane, domestic needs have moved up on the priority scale.
3(33.3%)
There hasn't been a good video game release in eons.
2(22.2%)
While he would have preferred a grill, the adult-decision of necessity reigned triumphant.
2(22.2%)

If this is the way our lives have turned, what should I be looking forward to for my birthday?

Some small kitchen appliance.
1(11.1%)
New gutters.
4(44.4%)
A gift certificate for maid service.
2(22.2%)
A nice new ceiling fan for our bedroom.
2(22.2%)

To make up for California's budget problems, Arnold is proposing a sale of San Quentin, since given it's location, it would be better utilized in other ways. Such as?

The San Quentin Rest and Rehabilitation facility, sponsored by Glaxo SmithKline.
1(11.1%)
A swanky new multi-use shopping/residential area known as "The Klink".
4(44.4%)
Survivor: San Francisco.
4(44.4%)
A new and improved mansion for representatives from the 8th Congressional District of California.
0(0.0%)

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