The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1411488 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

absolutcalm -- I'm a college grad now but don't wanna grow up. Short of beer bottle keychains, how do I retain my youth?

Keep hanging out with college-age kids. They'll do the same shit you did, but amp it up to a more dangerous and unsustatinable degree until you become helpless putty in their hands, unable to relate to either college students or people your own age.
1(14.3%)
When you realize you're not among the youngest people in a particular bar, move to a bar for the next age group so you never have to feel old.
2(28.6%)
Make sure to watch The Hills, Gossip Girl, and So You Think You Can Dance, know who the Jonas Brothers are, and read Twilight. Bonus points for referring to shows, movies or music from the late '90s/early 00's as "oldskool".
0(0.0%)
Refuse to plan anything more than one week ahead, and scorn those who try to. This will successfully alienate you from "old" people.
4(57.1%)

eideteker -- Do you remember the elation you felt when you could finally blow up a balloon all by yourself?

I know I felt something, but it may just have been lightheadedness.
3(42.9%)
While I don't remember the monument of balloon blowing, I do remember being taught how to blow bubbles with my gum by my older brother while driving to Disney World when I was five. I had to pull my gum off the back of my dad's seat more than once.
1(14.3%)
I don't remember the last time I blew up a balloon, let alone the first. I have virtually no contact with balloons.
1(14.3%)
I do. And what a day it was. No longer did I need my mom or anyone else to transform a flaccid swatch of rubber into a joyful, semibouyent delight sure to tickle my fancy for hours as I jauntily nudged it into the air with the kiss of a fingertip.
2(28.6%)

pooplord -- Do you watch Mike Rowe's Dirty Jobs? If so, what is the grossest episode you've seen? I've seen the show a few times, but most of the time I think about Mike Rowe, it's during a private moment where I'm watching him do other sorts of dirty jobs. Based on the episode guide which of these jobs Mr. Rowe has covered is the grossest?. what is the grossest job you could imagine having?

0(0.0%)
Vomit Island Workers. Moreso for the fish hatchery than Poo Island.
4(57.1%)
Any of the ones in which he had to inseminate an animal.
1(14.3%)

Twofer! pooplord -- what is the grossest job you could imagine having?

Rosie O'Donnell's corsetiere.
0(0.0%)
Janitor at the Rock of Love house, particularly on hot tub sanitizing day.
2(28.6%)
Humane Society cleanup crew at the house of one of those crazy people who has thousands of cats and newspaper stacks.
4(57.1%)
Riverdance's on-tour podiatrist.
1(14.3%)

renob423 -- do you carry a giant keychain with with all kinds of shit on it, a medium sized one with maybe a kroker card and a few unnessicairy keys or do you just have the bare nessicities?

The bare minimum. Car key, house keys.
2(28.6%)
The bare minimum plus a few supermarket consumption-tracking cards, and a keyring of some kind.
4(57.1%)
My keys have more flair than that prettyboy Brian.
1(14.3%)

renob423 -- how much junk do you keep in your wallet?

The basics: Credit cards, cash, ID, insurance card.
3(42.9%)
The basics, plus a few extras such as stamps, a few business cards, gift cards or coupons, or an emergency Band-Aid.
4(57.1%)
Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station to get your free "Save the Tiger" poster!
0(0.0%)

The question was going to be It appears that David Carradine will be hanging out with the INXS guy in the special 'Choke the Chicken' club in the afterlife. Thoughts? However, while looking at his imdb for inspiration, I learned that David Carradine is half brother to Robert Carradine, who we all know as Louis Skolnick. What could be a more awesomely-surprising discovery?

Harrison Ford was named after his great-great-grandfather, president William Henry Harrison.
1(14.3%)
All of the brown orphans Madonna has been gunning for had been previously rejected by Angelina Jolie.
2(28.6%)
Steve Guttenberg and Greg Grunberg are brothers, but Greg thought it would be a smart career move to change things up a little bit.
0(0.0%)
While Marilyn Manson and Paul from the Wonder Years aren't the same person, they are third cousins by marriage, so that's probably where everybody got confused.
4(57.1%)

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