The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

It appears my dumbass forgot to put in the question box. Hey, it's my day off. Put your questions in the comments, please.

Poll #1424665 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- Why haven't I left for work yet?

If you're anything like the guy who called me the other day saying he'd be late for our 10am meeting, between the bathroom and the headaches, you just couldn't get going.
0(0.0%)
Because if those fuckers are going to be picky about when you show up, you might start getting picky about when you leave. Your 11-hour days start when you goddamn feel like they should start.
3(42.9%)
Golden Girls Hour on Lifetime is from 9-10.
4(57.1%)
Because you don't really care if there's a job waiting for you there?
0(0.0%)

pooplord -- Upsides/downsides of Michael Jackson (and Farrah Fawcett, I suppose) dying on my birthday?

Con: the anniversary of your birth has been befouled by the stench of death. Pro: At least it's not like your birthday is 9/11 or something - you'll actually have to remind people what happened on your birthday in 2009.
2(28.6%)
Con: some people may have forgotten to wish you a happy birthday. Pro: at least the folks in your office had something to talk about while they awkwardly stood around eating the supermarket cake procured in your honor.
3(42.9%)
Pro: you got to hear a bunch of good songs on your birthday. Con: you also got to hear about Farrah Fawcett's butthole.
2(28.6%)
Pro: if you're one of those people who's cagey about saying it's your birthday, you were in luck. Con: most of those people wish the reason no one is talking about their birthday is because they're secretly plotting a surprise party, so not really.
0(0.0%)

eideteker -- How would I go about hiking the Appalachian Trail? Is leporacy a racier version of leprosy? Okay, you get two. You should know by now picking on spelling isn't getting you anywhere.

First make sure your passport is valid.
1(14.3%)
Find a nice bed and breakfast in Asheville, NC that's maybe a quarter mile from a winery.
2(28.6%)
What for? I'm sure there are already plenty of books written about it, most with pictures already taken.
1(14.3%)
Go to REI and buy a bunch of expensive crap that you'll never use again.
3(42.9%)

eideteker -- Flames, radiation warnings, biohazard symbols, barbed wire... what's the next symbol of badassedness?

The incandescent lightbulb.
0(0.0%)
The NyQuil Logo.
3(42.9%)
The 2D diagrams of the chemical makeups of such nonos as nicotine, cocaine, or fructose.
2(28.6%)
The broken-image red X in white box.
2(28.6%)

renob423 -- what is the grossest household chore you just let go because doing it sucks? what is the grossest household chore you've ever seen someone else just let go and been totally discusted by? did you mention it to them or just tell others about it behind their When my dad used to clean out the sink drain, he thought it was funny to wave handfuls of the slop at me. He'd say "it's only soap scum" but I knew it was soap scum, spit, pflegm, hair and god knows what else goes down a bathroom sink drain. Back when I was in the apartment, I bought a cheap baby bottle brush to try to clean out my drain, which contained at minimum my 7 years of crud, plus likely whoever else's since the sink was installed.

Cleaning the tub. Not so much for grossness but for pain-in-the-assness.
3(42.9%)
I hate cleaning that little area behind the faucet on the sink. It's always covered in some weird black shit and doesn't ever seem to be dry.
2(28.6%)
[insert pet-care chore here].
0(0.0%)
Cleaning the inside of the fridge.
2(28.6%)

I love wandering around Target, Wal-Mart, Dollar Stores, etc. just looking at stuff. Chick thing?

I'm a dude and I do too.
1(14.3%)
Chick thing.
6(85.7%)

Just when we thought they hit bottom, Hollywood digs: the 1979 Atari video game hit Asteroids is going to be a Disney movie. If it stays true to the game at all, it should be about as interesting to watch as a ceiling fan. How about forcing plots into some other old games?

300 years after the big war, the tables have turned: humans are the plague of gigantic insects in a world of overgrown fauna. Man makes the best weapons he can in the face of reverting technology. Millipede: the movie.
2(28.6%)
After a hole in the bottom of the ocean floor leading to subterranean caverns in which tiny peaks of land poke up from rivers of magma. Exploration is only possible with the aid of genetically altered ostriches. Joust: the movie.
1(14.3%)
An affable coal miner in West Virginia needs to up the ante this month to support his family now that his wife has lost her job. Pulling long hours digging deeper than ever before, Doug is faced with unimaginable perils. Dig Dug!
4(57.1%)
A bizarre meteorite has landed in Utah. Within days, a colony of alien spores created an ever-moving patchwork of bacteria in the desert sky. Whether the Army, police, or a citizen hunter, everyone has to pitch in to fight the Space Invaders.
0(0.0%)
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