Phony Annoying Doofus (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} maeincarnate) wrote,@ 2009-07-16 23:44:00 |
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It's [Thursday Night] Poll Time!
I'm leaving for a weekend in the New York City fairly early tomorrow so here's your poll. Don't open it until tomorrow morning, though:
Poll #1430895 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6
popespydie -- Whatever happened to predictability?
Dun got old.
1 (16.7%)
Predictably, it could only last for so long. 0 (0.0%)
If you can't depend on the Friday Poll, what can you depend on? 2 (33.3%)
If there ever was anything to depend on, it was John Stamos and his dreamy, pan-ethnic appeal. 3 (50.0%)
pooplord -- If you could have any name in the world, what would it be? Gender does not apply.
Furious Asskicker [Surname]. 1 (16.7%)
Gilgamesh Thor-Beowulf [Surname]. 1 (16.7%)
Hoosegow Kerplunk [Surname]. 3 (50.0%)
Dracopegasus Unicorn [Surname]. 1 (16.7%)
eideteker -- I can't find temp work. What now?
I understand you can make thousands of dollars a month selling things on eBay you never have to store or handle. Why don't you try that? 0 (0.0%)
Between blood, semen and plasma, there's a decent market for fluids out there. 4 (66.7%)
Stand around the Home Depot parking lot making kissy-faces at the women who come in for paintbrushes and such. Apparently that gets those guys temp work. 1 (16.7%)
Nothing to worry about. The government will take care of us. All of us. 1 (16.7%)
Three of the four items below were left behind by the previous occupant of my new office. Choose the one that wasn't:
A hearing aid. Good god I hope it was a hearing aid. 1 (20.0%)
What I at first thought was a monitor-cleaner but discovered was a handkercheif. 1 (20.0%)
Enough DNA in toenail-clipping form to eventually create his clone. 2 (40.0%)
Not one but two gavels. 1 (20.0%)
And now, please provide your question for next week in the comments. Don't make me regret this, renob.
