The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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It's [Thursday Night] Poll Time!

I'm leaving for a weekend in the New York City fairly early tomorrow so here's your poll. Don't open it until tomorrow morning, though:

Poll #1430895 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- Whatever happened to predictability?

Dun got old.
1(16.7%)
Predictably, it could only last for so long.
0(0.0%)
If you can't depend on the Friday Poll, what can you depend on?
2(33.3%)
If there ever was anything to depend on, it was John Stamos and his dreamy, pan-ethnic appeal.
3(50.0%)

pooplord -- If you could have any name in the world, what would it be? Gender does not apply.

Furious Asskicker [Surname].
1(16.7%)
Gilgamesh Thor-Beowulf [Surname].
1(16.7%)
Hoosegow Kerplunk [Surname].
3(50.0%)
Dracopegasus Unicorn [Surname].
1(16.7%)

eideteker -- I can't find temp work. What now?

I understand you can make thousands of dollars a month selling things on eBay you never have to store or handle. Why don't you try that?
0(0.0%)
Between blood, semen and plasma, there's a decent market for fluids out there.
4(66.7%)
Stand around the Home Depot parking lot making kissy-faces at the women who come in for paintbrushes and such. Apparently that gets those guys temp work.
1(16.7%)
Nothing to worry about. The government will take care of us. All of us.
1(16.7%)

Three of the four items below were left behind by the previous occupant of my new office. Choose the one that wasn't:

A hearing aid. Good god I hope it was a hearing aid.
1(20.0%)
What I at first thought was a monitor-cleaner but discovered was a handkercheif.
1(20.0%)
Enough DNA in toenail-clipping form to eventually create his clone.
2(40.0%)
Not one but two gavels.
1(20.0%)


And now, please provide your question for next week in the comments. Don't make me regret this, renob.
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