The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1450142 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

sirrani -- My 3 year old insists that Florida is not part of "Earth." Is this genius or should I start looking into special ed?

Fark gives Florida its own category, so I'd say she's onto something.
1(14.3%)
It's Disney World, not Disney State or Disney County. They didn't call it that for nothing.
0(0.0%)
That would explain a thing or two about Floridians.
4(57.1%)
The other week you said she thought she was pregnant because she put a doll in her shirt, I bet she's believed from time to time that she's a princess too, now this. Order tests.
2(28.6%)

htothem -- Why am I so tired?

Those fucking asshole neighbor's dogs.
2(28.6%)
The unshakable sensation that spiders are falling on you from the ceiling that's jolted you out of bed every night.
1(14.3%)
Being struck with the "Organize My Closets" mood at 11pm.
4(57.1%)
Little do you know, you've been selected for an experiment by a disgruntled employee of your local Starbucks to test whether the effects of caffeine can be gained psychosomatically when consuming decaf.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- how long does it take you to get up and ready in the morning? From the time my feet hit the floor to when I'm out the door:

15 minutes or less.
1(14.3%)
15-30 minutes.
1(14.3%)
30-45 minutes.
3(42.9%)
45 minutes-1 hour.
2(28.6%)
More than an hour.
0(0.0%)

How many times do you hit snooze?

0
2(33.3%)
1
1(16.7%)
2
2(33.3%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
1(16.7%)
5 or more
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- if you oversleep, what part of your morning routine gets cut short? what is the latest you have ever been to work and still showed up? what is the lamest excuse you have ever used to a boss? The other two are pretty answer-specific, and we know how well text-box questions go over:

Bathing.
0(0.0%)
Shortening the grooming period.
2(28.6%)
Food preparation/consumption.
3(42.9%)
I just show up a little late.
2(28.6%)

Now that evidence of the Beepocalypse has been discovered in our kitchen, should we:

Just happily go on with our lives, believing, however naively, that the bee corpses were contained to that single area and there's just no more dead bees around, nossir.
3(42.9%)
Tear down every scrap of the wood paneling in our kitchen to make damn sure.
3(42.9%)
Move.
1(14.3%)

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