The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1453149 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- Why do men have nipples?

To give us ladies an easy, twistable target for getting back at you for pinching our butts, tickling us or other demonstrative irritants we have little recourse against.
0(0.0%)
To serve as a hilarious prop for when they pretend to be all vampy-sexy, licking their fingers and rubbing them in a circle.
0(0.0%)
For the same reason men have an appendix. The body figured it weren't broke, so why fix it?
6(66.7%)
Where else to you expect the nipple clamps to go, huh?
3(33.3%)

eideteker -- Why can't I sleep? And if that's too close to "Why am I so tired?" then: I have a macbook. Now what?

IT'S MASHUP TIME!!!!
3(33.3%)
Go to your local chain coffee shop, open up a Photoshop file and pretend to be creative, in the hopes that everyone around you thinks you're super artsy and bohemian what with your Mac and all.
3(33.3%)
Enjoy a hard-earned sense of indignation when you can't email files to the rest of the world.
1(11.1%)
Put your apple sticker on your car so everybody knows you're a "Mac person".
2(22.2%)

pooplord -- Best cookie? Homemade/Bakery:

Chocolate Chip.
4(44.4%)
Sugar (no frosting).
1(11.1%)
Snickerdoodle.
1(11.1%)
Oatmeal Raisin.
3(33.3%)

Best cookie, storebought:

Oreo.
2(20.0%)
Chips Ahoy.
1(10.0%)
Nutter Butters.
2(20.0%)
Striped Shortbread.
5(50.0%)

renob423 -- was the new halloween 2 better than the original halloween 2? was it good that rob zombie didn't rehash the last one in this one, or was there too much plot for a slasher movie? will there be a halloween 3 or is this the last of the new halloween movies?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RrRkK3pz10
1(11.1%)
He's sitting alone in a bar with a mechanical bull somewhere outside of Omaha with Colin Farrell and Billy Bob Thornton.
1(11.1%)
After washing down a jumbo pickle, sausage & peppers and half a funnel cake with a can of coke and a Marlboro Red, I burped right in her face.
2(22.2%)
This answer is about poop.
5(55.6%)

Back to School supply that you most wish you had some need for because you really want to buy it:

A pencil holder pouch that fits in a three ring binder.
2(22.2%)
Crayons/Colored Pencils.
1(11.1%)
A compass or a protractor.
0(0.0%)
Shelving and/or organization devices for the locker I don't have.
6(66.7%)

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