The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1456184 Friday!Friday!!Friday!!!

eideteker -- Everyone has their opinion on whose pizza is best. What's the worst (chain) pizza out there?

Dominos.
1(11.1%)
Papa John's.
2(22.2%)
Pizza Hut.
2(22.2%)
Seriously, the answer is Dominos.
4(44.4%)

eideteker -- Are you doing anything awesome for your birthday? A bunch of us are going on a mini-vaycay to Napa Valley the weekend before (which reminds me, no poll on the 18th), but it's not specifically for my birthday. What is your favorite Unicode character?

• - Most Useful.
3(33.3%)
ω - Boobs.
6(66.7%)
(U+0B23) - Cthulhu.
0(0.0%)
(U+0C0A) - Tittyfuck.
0(0.0%)

petdance -- How in the world could anyone answer anything other than Nutter Butter?

Because there were three far superior options available. I only included Nutter Butter because I know for some reason people like them.
2(25.0%)
If it were a choice between Nutter Butters, Almond Windmills, Nilla Wafers and Fig Newtons, I could see your point.
3(37.5%)
I'm often shocked by how many people choose the wrong answer on the Poll.Sometimes it's as plain as day, but nobody gets it.
3(37.5%)
I dunno.Everybody else must have gone with the old "always pick A" approach to multiple choice.
0(0.0%)

pooplord -- How should I kill my least favorite coworker?

With kindness lolz.
2(25.0%)
Some way that's totally untraceable and would never get back to you.Especially now that you exposed your plan on the internets.
2(25.0%)
With some sort of medieval torture device like an iron maiden or something. It combines the fun of antiquing to murder!
0(0.0%)
Lick a bunch of handrails on the Metro, then sneeze on his keyboard.
4(50.0%)

coldblackncold -- If you can handle a attitude let me know! - 25 (NOVA) So...is she selling it? Winning personal ad or no?

Interests include: silver rings, tattoos on white chicks.
0(0.0%)
It took me a while, but I figured out "kick rocks" means "get lost" or "hit the pavement". Although I can't help but imagine a scrappy boy with a baseball cap and overalls in a 50's sitcom kicking the dirt in frustration.
3(37.5%)
This personal ad will yield two options: nothing, which will give her plenty to complain about; or a mewling, castrated half-man willing to tolerate verbal and possibly physical abuse.Win/Win.
3(37.5%)
Finally, an ad for the hundreds of clean cut, very handsome, car-owning, fully employed, single black fathers of 1 aged 25-31 with their own places in the DC Area rigorously combing the Craigslist personals for someone to find them worthy of dating.
2(25.0%)

renob423 -- what is the dirtiest article of clothing you have and still wear? what article of clothing can't you bring yourself to get rid of eventhough it hasn't fit on years? what article of clothing have you lost and never been able to find?

Any number of paint-stained promo T-shirts.
2(22.2%)
Dirtiest?Like, is most filthy but wear again?Probably jeans.
4(44.4%)
My awesome brown leather with brown faux fur collar Chewbacca-inspired coat.
1(11.1%)
There's a bunch of shirts and such that disappeared into the void of college.But most missed is the Todd McFarlane Spider Man t-shirt I forgot in a dressing room at the Jersey Shore in high scool.
2(22.2%)

Ever since school started again, I've noticed:

Everybody at work suddenly thinks I need to work harder than I did last week.
0(0.0%)
People have forgotten how to drive.
3(33.3%)
Everybody seems desperate to wear their new fall clothes even though we all know it's going to be balls hot for weeks (and for those of us enjoying our fall preview, trust me, it won't last).
2(22.2%)
How much older I feel every passing year that the start of the new school year means less and less to me.
4(44.4%)

Early pick: who's going to win Top Chef Las Vegas?

Jen the asskicking Philly girl.
1(25.0%)
Bearded Kevin.
1(25.0%)
Preppy brother.
0(0.0%)
Surfer brother.
2(50.0%)

(I realize I'm behind an episode, so this may be an outdated statement, but) when they're eventually kicked off, which should be in less than 4 weeks, will you be:

More sad to see hilarious Jesse go.
2(50.0%)
More delighted to see douchey Mike the douche go.
2(50.0%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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