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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1478451 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

pooplord -- As a heathen, why exactly is it that my skin doesn't start hissing and smoking every time I enter a church?

As a heathen, shouldn't you already know the answer to this?
0(0.0%)
Religious stuff is like pixie dust: it only can make you fly if you believe it will.
3(37.5%)
God doesn't care as much about heathens as the heathens wish it did. God has enough friends without having to try to impress you guys with pyrotechnics.
3(37.5%)
Your skin is hissing and smoking, but it's only visible to the believers. It's how they identify the heathens.
2(25.0%)

eideteker -- Commercials & romantic comedies would have me believe women shave their men's faces all time. I've never had this done. Ladies, how often do you shave your fellas? Guys, how often does your lady shave your face? How about dudes shaving their girl's legs? Alright let's break it down: ladies, have you ever shaved a guy's face?

Never.
5(71.4%)
Once or twice.
2(28.6%)
Regularly, since it holds some sort of appeal to me.
0(0.0%)

Guys, have you ever had your face shaved by a girl/girlfriend who you weren't paying for the service?

Never.
4(100.0%)
Once or twice.
0(0.0%)
Regularly, since it holds some sort of appeal to me.
0(0.0%)

I'll just answer the third question, a guy will never shave my legs for me. Paint my toes or something like that, sure, but leg shaving is thoroughly unsexy, comparable to having my object of sexual desire ______________ for me:

pop zits
1(14.3%)
tweeze my eyebrows
1(14.3%)
clip my toenails
2(28.6%)
floss my teeth
3(42.9%)

renob423 -- Stupidest holiday i mean real ones and semi real ones (st. patty's day is fair game, secretary's day, sweetest day, and columbus day aren't). if you could invent a new holiday, what would it be and what date would it be? why do the english say holiday Because if there's anything holier than sleeping in and staying in your pj's until 3pm I haven't heard of it

Any holiday that involves getting a day off but isn't observed on the nearest Monday or Friday.
1(12.5%)
St. Patty's day. Mostly because 5 years out of 7 it's on a schoolnight, and because it's the night you most want to go to an Irish pub but is in fact the night you should stay farthest away from them.
0(0.0%)
Potato Famine Remembrance Day, March 18.
2(25.0%)
Early-August Summer Three-Day Weekend Day.
5(62.5%)

ripkenfan98 -- Why is this poll full of fags?

Full, perhaps, but apparently we hadn't met our quota yet.
0(0.0%)
If the poll is for fags, well then spank my balls and call me flamer!
1(12.5%)
You had to make at least 3 mouseclicks and 32 keystrokes to write that.
2(25.0%)
Good work. I imagine you are an invaluable asset to your employer.
5(62.5%)

It seems that all movies anymore are titled "The [word]" or simply "[Word]". Why?

To make them harder to search on bit torrents.
3(37.5%)
To require the least amount of memory of the average moviegoer/to speed the ticket-buying process.
2(25.0%)
The producers know there is so much to dislike about most of their movies, they want to provide as little annoyance fodder in the title as possible.
1(12.5%)
To save on printing and shipping costs, writers must submit their screenplays via Twitter.
2(25.0%)

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