The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

No poll next week, kids. See you in December.

Poll #1488082 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

calamine_tea -- What is the best way to tell the sandwich lady that you want just a little bit of mayo and actually get a little bit of mayo without sounding like one of those high maintenance food people?

Over-promise and under-deliver. Make a big show about warning her what a giant pain in the ass you're going to be and how sorry you are. Then when all you ask for is less mayo, she'll laugh and tell you a story about the real high-drama folks.
3(37.5%)
With a big smile on your face, a sickly-sweet "just a leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetle bit of mayo" complete with squint and thumb/forefinger demonstration.
2(25.0%)
Make some crack about it being "half-mayo" like a "half-caff" or something.
0(0.0%)
Don't worry about how you come off. It's your sandwich and it's her job to make it the way you want, not judge your character in the process. If you wanted her to apply the mayo with her fingers she should do it with a smile on her face.
3(37.5%)

eideteker -- Sorry, but our question is in another castle.

Couldn't you have put that sign on the front door or something? You had to wait until AFTER I jumped across caverns with lava balls shooting up from them?
1(12.5%)
You'd better tell me which castle it's in or you're gonna be a mighty fine ragout.
1(12.5%)
Oh, okay. Well...I guess you can't say I didn't try. Good luck with that whole thing.
3(37.5%)

pooplord -- What is the ultimate Thanksgiving meal? Meat, sides, dessert, beverage, the works? Let's break it on down. Please check all that apply. Meat:

Turkey
4(57.1%)
Ham
0(0.0%)
Some sort of sausage.
0(0.0%)

Please check all that apply. Sides:

Homemade stuffing
0(0.0%)
Stove Top
0(0.0%)
Rice (wild, pilaf or other)
0(0.0%)
Mashed Potatoes
0(0.0%)
Green Bean Casserole
0(0.0%)
Sweet Potatoes
0(0.0%)
Glazed Carrots
0(0.0%)
Broccoli
0(0.0%)
Creamed Spinach
0(0.0%)
Buttered Corn (for eating the shit out of)
0(0.0%)

Not sure where to go with beverages or whatever "the works" is. Please check all that apply. Desserts:

Pumpkin Pie
2(25.0%)
Apple Pie
0(0.0%)
Pecan Pie
0(0.0%)
Other Fruit Pie
0(0.0%)
Fuck Pie
1(12.5%)
Cookies
0(0.0%)
Cake
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- how many fiona apple songs can you actually get stuck in your head? she had like 2 songs and i can't even remember the one that isn't criminal. Well, there's Paper Bag, which I mentioned last week. what was the best mid/late 90's female singer 1 hit wonder?

Natalie Imbruglia.
2(25.0%)
Lisa Loeb.
0(0.0%)
4 Non Blondes.
6(75.0%)
Joan Osbourne.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- what was the best of the riot grrl bands?

Bikini Kill.
0(0.0%)
L7.
3(37.5%)
Sleater-Kinney.
5(62.5%)
Bratmobile.
0(0.0%)

Oprah's quitting her TV Show.

Who's gonna tell women what to read?
4(57.1%)
How will anyone know when the 5:00 news airs on my local ABC affiliate?
0(0.0%)
Where will the next TV pop psychologist come from?
0(0.0%)
This will finally give Judge Judy her much-deserved reign over afternoon daytime television.
3(42.9%)

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