The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1494459 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

eideteker -- Who is Number 1?

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?
4(50.0%)
Whoever wins in the epic battle between Jesus and Gandalf.
0(0.0%)
I thought Number 1 was more of a what.
1(12.5%)
This chick, right here.
3(37.5%)

calamine_tea -- Where did this stupid mustache wedding trend come from and when will it go away? (for refrenece: http://tinyurl.com/64gk32)

It's the natural result of hipsters' confusion over wanting the fairytale of a beautiful wedding but having difficulty justifying their desire for something so "mainstream", they had to tarnish their day somehow.
3(37.5%)
Hipsters will bleat along with the mustache thing until the next unique trend becomes popular enough to overtake it.
2(25.0%)
This is what happens when hipsters grow up enough physically and sociologically that they do things like get married and nest but haven't grown up enough mentally that they no longer feel the need to rely on scenester identification crutches.
2(25.0%)
Surprisingly enough, such an "offbeat" and "quirky" trend stemmed primarily from the rather mainstream NBC comedy "My Name Is Earl." Hipsters do love irony, or something.
1(12.5%)

renob423 -- no love for babes in toyland last week? why are the anticasino people coming off like a bunch of sore losers here in columbus? if being family friendly is so important to the arena district, explain the bars. when has hockey ever been family friendly?

Bars don't attract hookers in the same proportions that casinos do, and hockey and hookers have barely anything to do with one another.
0(0.0%)
Fistfights and toothlessness aside, hockey players are rarely caught on live TV dropping F-bombs, and since so few of them are famous/english-speaking enough for media attention, their adultery tends to go unnoticed. Martin Brodeur anyone?
2(28.6%)
Hockey became family-friendly when someone decided "number of children" is an important enough stat to appear just below "shots on goal".
3(42.9%)
Sore loserism is probably why they were against casinos in the first place.
2(28.6%)

pooplord -- Have I talked about $6 Ethiopian food on here before? Why is the huge platter of vegetarian Ethiopian food across the street from my work only $6?

Because it's vegetarian. How expensive to you think lentils and frozen spinach are?
2(25.0%)
They couldn't mark up a 58¢ pile of food much more than that without raising eyebrows. They're probably laughing their asses off that you'd consider spending that much on it.
4(50.0%)
If the jokes I heard when I was a kid have any truth to them, the people working there probably get paid in sand or flies so the place must have really low overhead costs.
2(25.0%)
I'm sure if you feel this is somehow injust, you can always pay them more. They'll take it.
0(0.0%)

I am ___% done with my Christmas Shopping.

Mean: 34.29 Median: 40 Std. Dev 22.59
10
3(42.9%)
20
0(0.0%)
30
0(0.0%)
40
1(14.3%)
50
2(28.6%)
60
0(0.0%)
70
1(14.3%)
80
0(0.0%)
90
0(0.0%)
100
0(0.0%)

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