The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1497712 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- WTF it's December?

WTF it's December ELEVENTH?
1(14.3%)
WTF it's almost TWO THOUSAND AND TEN?
3(42.9%)
Yeah it's December. Where TF were you?
1(14.3%)
This question is terrible. Oh good, eideteker is next. He's sure to have a good question.
2(28.6%)

eideteker -- How cute are these bewts? How cute are these bewts?

I'm sorry ladies, but there's nothing un-girly about those getups the Gap has knit you into.
1(14.3%)
Warum muss ich immer Hunger?
2(28.6%)
So kewt.
2(28.6%)
It's a rough week for the poll when Renob gives me the most to work with.
2(28.6%)

renob423 -- should tiger woods embrace a new edgy image? should he gold while drinking a can of rockstar in an affliction shirt while a girl in a bikini carries his clubs around? should he change his name to "T love" or should he just apologize on oprah?

Unlike most scandalized adulterers, Tiger seems appropriately chastened (puns!) by his Britnification. The world will revert to it's normal state, free of any interesting press on him, after New Year's.
0(0.0%)
If he plans on apologizing to Oprah, he better do it before it's too late.
1(16.7%)
He was considering it, but Jon Gosselin and the folks at Ed Hardy advised against it.
2(33.3%)
He'd probably never get laid again if he did. At least in his banality there's a possibility of finding that lanky, bigheaded goofball attractive in a subdued way; subversion would only accentuate his flaws.
3(50.0%)

pooplord -- Playing some songs as entertainment for a Festivus party tomorrow night. Is it better to play them sober or drunk?

Your sobriety should be proportional to the amount of money you're being paid to perform. If that number is $0, then play however the fuck you like.
4(66.7%)
Drunkeness is a mandatory condition at Festivus, otherwise celebrants may have the presence of mind to resist airing grievances.
1(16.7%)
What are you going to play? What songs are appropriate for a Festivus party?
0(0.0%)
You're playing cello at a Festivus party and you think there's some debate as to whether or not you should be drunk. Really?
1(16.7%)

In this age of TiVo and DVRs, what is the appropriate statute of limitations on spoilers?

24 hours.
2(28.6%)
3 days.
0(0.0%)
Never openly post a spoiler. If you are compelled to comment on the show you watched during real time, keep it to vagueries.
4(57.1%)
The minute the original airing of a show is over, it's fair game (or as my friend who still allows his TV to dictate his schedule said, "It's not my fault you can't ride the zeitgiest."
1(14.3%)

I am ___% done with my Christmas Shopping.

Mean: 41.43 Median: 30 Std. Dev 35.63
0
1(14.3%)
10
2(28.6%)
20
0(0.0%)
30
1(14.3%)
40
0(0.0%)
50
0(0.0%)
60
0(0.0%)
70
2(28.6%)
80
0(0.0%)
90
0(0.0%)
100
1(14.3%)

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