The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1527650 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

pooplord -- So, I got the job. How should I decorate my cube to cement my role as the office weirdo (as though such a thing needed to be done)? Why am I almost 30 and still in a cube? When will it end?

The folks over at Think Geek have an entire inventory dedicated to the office weirdo's outward cubicle expression.
1(20.0%)
If you truly are the office weirdo, no decoration effort will be necessary. Let your weirdness speak for itself and let the weird decorations come organically.
4(80.0%)
Sorry to say it, but question one sort of answers questions 2 and 3.
0(0.0%)
Spend less time actually working and more time talking about/strategizing upon/conducting meetings about work and you'll have a door in no time!
0(0.0%)

eideteker -- Unemployed again! How long do you think it will last this time?

6-9 months. After that the unemployed go uncounted, and become "jobless".
0(0.0%)
According to the media, each of the past few month's increases in the unemployment rate have been "unexpected", so this crazy out-of-nowhere unemployment stuff should end any time now.
1(20.0%)
Just slightly longer than it's enjoyable. 2-3 weeks after the novelty of npants/Judge Judy/4am-11am sleep schedule begins to wear off.
2(40.0%)
Hell, who knows. Some companies take so damn long to go through the interview process, you may be getting a callback from some of the applications you sent out last time.
2(40.0%)

renob423 -- how did that chuck noris is so tough that (insert stupid tough thing) fad happen? that guy is like 70 and he is all religious. could he take steven segal lawman in real life? who has the worst plastic surgery in hollywood? [Next]why do they cancel school so qui

Such is the power of one meme on a population whose taste in comedy is overshadowed by their willingness to send forwards.
2(40.0%)
It's a series of mostly-clean jokes. In spite of all the distractions to interpersonal relationships the internet and other devices create, we all crave something funny we can enjoy with our parents.
0(0.0%)
I believe Chuck Norris could take Steven Segal Lawman in real life. Half the criminals he encounters on that show could probably take him, and they don't have a home gym infomercial.
1(20.0%)
Steven Segal's energy drink could kick Chuck Norris' ass.
2(40.0%)

renob423 -- who has the worst plastic surgery in hollywood?

That henpecked eunuch on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
0(0.0%)
Madonna.
1(20.0%)
In general, anybody with collagen in their lips. That shit doesn't look good on anyone.
3(60.0%)
It's a gimme, but Tori Spelling.
1(20.0%)

Do you find it possible to give any less of a shit about Tiger Woods?

Nope.
2(33.3%)
I find myself giving even less of a shit about that porn star bawling about how she feels empty after fucking a married man.
1(16.7%)
He's on the same level of no shit givingness as the Olypmics.
2(33.3%)
What can I say, I love watching the firey demise of a golden calf.
1(16.7%)

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